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Re: Post your unpopular opinions.. NSFW

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:32 pm
by dubfordessert
FTR of course i don't burst out in mocking laughter at dicks. i just think they're faintly ridiculous, as are most things surrounding sex TBH

i don't deal in vaginas as im straight

Re: Post your unpopular opinions.. NSFW

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:34 pm
by dubfordessert
apmje wrote:I said I prefer fannies.

That's a fact.
cool

but 1 dude's all "if a girl laughed at my penis i'd rape her"

chill bro

serious.... chill

Re: Post your unpopular opinions.. NSFW

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:35 pm
by pikeymobile
its not rape if you accidentally go up the bum during doggy

Re: Post your unpopular opinions.. NSFW

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:36 pm
by apmje
If a bird laughed at my cock, I'd slap it in her face. Plain and simple.

pikeymobile wrote:its not rape if you accidentally go up the bum during doggy
This is a fact. Hurts when they slap you across the face...hurts even more than you drunkenly tell people on a night out about it. :oops:

Re: Post your unpopular opinions.. NSFW

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:36 pm
by pikeymobile
slapping women in the face with your cock is the most empowering feeling ever

Re: Post your unpopular opinions.. NSFW

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:36 pm
by wobbles
its not rape if she enjoys it
a girl told me that
then i raped her

Re: Post your unpopular opinions.. NSFW

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:37 pm
by pikeymobile
pikeymobile wrote:slapping women in the face with your cock is the most empowering feeling ever
you can do it to your pets too if you really want to assert dominance

Re: Post your unpopular opinions.. NSFW

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:37 pm
by dubfordessert
maybe you should resolve your phallic insecurities before engaging in something as complicated as sex :(

Re: Post your unpopular opinions.. NSFW

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:38 pm
by Shum
pikeymobile wrote:
pikeymobile wrote:slapping women in the face with your cock is the most empowering feeling ever
you can do it to your pets too if you really want to assert dominance
:lol:

Re: Post your unpopular opinions.. NSFW

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:38 pm
by apmje
Maybe you sort out your childish behavior before trying sex.

Re: Post your unpopular opinions.. NSFW

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:40 pm
by idontreallygiveashit
apmje wrote:I consider myself an atheist but I don't fucking blab on about it.

You sure you hate all of us brah?
I guess i do :lol:

I dont follow religion, but its the kind of people that just eurggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh who have to wear a clothing declaring they're athiest or whatever, who are "spokespeople" for the athiest movement, who meet up to talk about atheism, who write and follow books written on the subject, who brandish athiest slogans over their stuff, who love to take every opportunity to preach atheism...

CAN YOU NOT SEE THE IRONY YOU DUMB FUCKS ARGHHRHOIROIHOIHR?

I am yet to meet a anime-loving Athiest Dubstep fan. I'll probably explode.

Also huge lol at the fact that "unpopular opinions" were voiced without any issue, then someone insults dicks... :cornlol:

Re: Post your unpopular opinions.. NSFW

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:41 pm
by pikeymobile
ive never seen anyone even mention the fact they're an atheist in this country, because no one fucking cares

Re: Post your unpopular opinions.. NSFW

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:41 pm
by dubfordessert
wow.

this really is something. :|

Re: Post your unpopular opinions.. NSFW

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:42 pm
by apmje
I'm only atheist 'cause I don't give a shit. And I like death metal.

Re: Post your unpopular opinions.. NSFW

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:42 pm
by wobbles
this threads getting rly inappropriate

MOAR

Re: Post your unpopular opinions.. NSFW

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:43 pm
by apmje
This is my favourite thread now...but I gotta sleep.

Peace.

Re: Post your unpopular opinions.. NSFW

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:43 pm
by dubfordessert
apmje wrote:Maybe you sort out your childish behavior before trying sex.
haha MY childish behaviour? like i said, i don't actually do that. it was a joke... a joke that apparently provokes all the men of the forum into rape comments

and i'm the childish one. riiiiight.

cos having a giggle at a penis is totally just like rape.

get to fuck.

Re: Post your unpopular opinions.. NSFW

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:44 pm
by idontreallygiveashit
pikeymobile wrote:ive never seen anyone even mention the fact they're an atheist in this country, because no one fucking cares
I basically had to vent because i was reading about the fact Penn of Penn and Teller has "godless" as a numberplate and signs his signature with "there is no god".

Also, i've met loads of people who wear those stupid t-shirts and plaster their atheist believe on their facebook.

Re: Post your unpopular opinions.. NSFW

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:45 pm
by apmje
Sarcasm :Q:

And no one said they'd rape a bird. They'd just accidentally stick it in their pooper. Not gag her mouth with a cum-laden Umbro sock and fuck her over a washing machine.

Re: Post your unpopular opinions.. NSFW

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:46 pm
by dubfordessert
the stupidest t shirts are the awful ones like "WHY DON'T YOU GOOGLE IT" and "NO I DO NOT HAVE A F**KING FACEBOOK" and any other t shirt that references the internet and/or stars out swearwords