The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[clifford_-]

pushing a paintbrush....

meh, sounds easy

it is. if you can piss you can paint.

point is, i might be earning some half decent cash if id have listened at school, instead of working with reprobates, racists, wayward stragglers and general fucking nerdiwells.

[noam]

i have a philosophy degree and am cold calling people for their mortgage details

its a hard job

the pay is diabolically bad

and i work with reprobates, racists, wayward straggler and general fucking nerdiwells (thats mint btw)

i wasn't being serious with the 'meh easy' comments btw

[clifford_-]

i have a philosophy degree and am cold calling people for their mortgage details

its a hard job

the pay is diabolically bad

and i work with reprobates, racists, wayward straggler and general fucking nerdiwells (thats mint btw)

i wasn't being serious with the 'meh easy' comments btw

you need a better job bruv! bun living in the north, i dont think they have jobs up there do they?


and i know! hah

edit - loads of other shit pissing me off, might have to fuck it all off and flee the country.

[Johnlenham]

Fucking annoying that my internet at work is FUBAR. I cant comment on DSF or anyother forum ,listen to new stuff on youtube or realy do anything outside of going on the intranet which is bollcocks.

[kay]

pushing a paintbrush....

meh, sounds easy

it is. if you can piss you can paint.

point is, i might be earning some half decent cash if id have listened at school, instead of working with reprobates, racists, wayward stragglers and general fucking nerdiwells.

To be honest, I think you will be earning decent cash once you've built up your reputation.

[clifford_-]

pushing a paintbrush....

meh, sounds easy

it is. if you can piss you can paint.

point is, i might be earning some half decent cash if id have listened at school, instead of working with reprobates, racists, wayward stragglers and general fucking nerdiwells.

To be honest, I think you will be earning decent cash once you've built up your reputation.

yea to be fair im not earning /that/ badly. i just tend to piss alot of my money up in the pub after work. i need to stop doing that.

[Shum]

it's amazing how the money just piles up once you stop drinking/smoking for a bit.

[clifford_-]

also, some tnuc from the guardian has written some gassed piece on why we shouldnt have pint glasses. this angers me.

"Design aside, you've got to question the capacity. The pint is too much. These colossal containers made sense back when Britain was a manufacturing power and when sweaty browed folk could quaff large quantities of liquid (often around 3-4% ABV) after a hard day hitting stuff, building things and generally working up a mighty thirst. But they're outdated in a nation where more people work in marketing and PR than manufacturing, where the majority of construction lies in building the hopes of deluded reality TV contestants or mountains of debt. Why don't we drink smaller measures?"

because were not fucking pussys, thats why.

[kay]

pushing a paintbrush....

meh, sounds easy

it is. if you can piss you can paint.

point is, i might be earning some half decent cash if id have listened at school, instead of working with reprobates, racists, wayward stragglers and general fucking nerdiwells.

To be honest, I think you will be earning decent cash once you've built up your reputation.

yea to be fair im not earning /that/ badly. i just tend to piss alot of my money up in the pub after work. i need to stop doing that.

Well, that's probably not too different from 80% of the working population of the UK

[Forum]

also, some tnuc from the guardian has written some gassed piece on why we shouldnt have pint glasses. this angers me.

"Design aside, you've got to question the capacity. The pint is too much. These colossal containers made sense back when Britain was a manufacturing power and when sweaty browed folk could quaff large quantities of liquid (often around 3-4% ABV) after a hard day hitting stuff, building things and generally working up a mighty thirst. But they're outdated in a nation where more people work in marketing and PR than manufacturing, where the majority of construction lies in building the hopes of deluded reality TV contestants or mountains of debt. Why don't we drink smaller measures?"

because were not fucking pussys, thats why.

The more important issue should be why they insist on serving Stella in those stupid shape glasses.

[clifford_-]

Well, that's probably not too different from 80% of the working population of the UK

this is true!



@southstar - bang on the money there, i MUCH prefer a plain glass to any fancy shaped or branded ones! duno why, spose its just what im used to...

[wolf89]

also, some tnuc from the guardian has written some gassed piece on why we shouldnt have pint glasses. this angers me.

"Design aside, you've got to question the capacity. The pint is too much. These colossal containers made sense back when Britain was a manufacturing power and when sweaty browed folk could quaff large quantities of liquid (often around 3-4% ABV) after a hard day hitting stuff, building things and generally working up a mighty thirst. But they're outdated in a nation where more people work in marketing and PR than manufacturing, where the majority of construction lies in building the hopes of deluded reality TV contestants or mountains of debt. Why don't we drink smaller measures?"

because were not fucking pussys, thats why.

Whoever wrote that sounds like a fucking dick

Seriously a pint is the ideal amount. Takes just the right amount of time to drink in one glass and allows you to judge accurately how pissed you're getting

Secondly just what the fuck is up with that "hard day hitting stuff comment"? This weird attitude that everyone know has evolved into girlymen and also this strange attitude like he's puzzled by the idea of the working class.

Sounds like some horrible little skinny ass upper middle class tit who went straight from private school to uni to writing articles about he's a little bitch who can't handle as much drink as anyone else.

[didi]

Arsenal have pissed me right off. Perfect start to my week off

Same. It's the age old arsenal tradition 2 steps forward, 2 steps backwards. Never any closer to any trophies, never any further away from CL qualification.

[clifford_-]

also, some tnuc from the guardian has written some gassed piece on why we shouldnt have pint glasses. this angers me.

"Design aside, you've got to question the capacity. The pint is too much. These colossal containers made sense back when Britain was a manufacturing power and when sweaty browed folk could quaff large quantities of liquid (often around 3-4% ABV) after a hard day hitting stuff, building things and generally working up a mighty thirst. But they're outdated in a nation where more people work in marketing and PR than manufacturing, where the majority of construction lies in building the hopes of deluded reality TV contestants or mountains of debt. Why don't we drink smaller measures?"

because were not fucking pussys, thats why.

Whoever wrote that sounds like a fucking dick

Seriously a pint is the ideal amount. Takes just the right amount of time to drink in one glass and allows you to judge accurately how pissed you're getting

Secondly just what the fuck is up with that "hard day hitting stuff comment"? This weird attitude that everyone know has evolved into girlymen and also this strange attitude like he's puzzled by the idea of the working class.

Sounds like some horrible little skinny ass upper middle class tit who went straight from private school to uni to writing articles about he's a little bitch who can't handle as much drink as anyone else.

that was pretty much my thoughts, just articualted alot better

[scattybeanhead]

i have a philosophy degree and am cold calling people for their mortgage details

its a hard job

the pay is diabolically bad

and i work with reprobates, racists, wayward straggler and general fucking nerdiwells (thats mint btw)

i wasn't being serious with the 'meh easy' comments btw

dude im in virtually the same position except i have a criminology degree and i have to listen to people complain about their mobile phone.

also that quote you found there clifford is just sad. clearly whoever wrote it is feeling emasculated because after work he goes to the pub and has a small red wine or something. how the fuck does the physicality of your work define how much you should drink? i need a pint just as much as a builder!

[MasterA]

looks like I may be forced to choose between going to the Outlook Launch party in Plymouth featuring Zinc, Subscape, Alix Perez, Commix, Tunnidge, Phaeleh, Lil Silva & Octane & DLR or my mate's 21st in shitty Newton Abbot.

[magma]

looks like I may be forced to choose between going to the Outlook Launch party in Plymouth featuring Zinc, Subscape, Alix Perez, Commix, Tunnidge, Phaeleh, Lil Silva & Octane & DLR or my mate's 21st in shitty Newton Abbot.

Why is your mate's 21st not happening at the Outlook Launch Party?

[wolf89]

looks like I may be forced to choose between going to the Outlook Launch party in Plymouth featuring Zinc, Subscape, Alix Perez, Commix, Tunnidge, Phaeleh, Lil Silva & Octane & DLR or my mate's 21st in shitty Newton Abbot.

Why is your mate's 21st not happening at the Outlook Launch Party?

Basically that.

[autobot]

also, some tnuc from the guardian has written some gassed piece on why we shouldnt have pint glasses. this angers me.

"Design aside, you've got to question the capacity. The pint is too much. These colossal containers made sense back when Britain was a manufacturing power and when sweaty browed folk could quaff large quantities of liquid (often around 3-4% ABV) after a hard day hitting stuff, building things and generally working up a mighty thirst. But they're outdated in a nation where more people work in marketing and PR than manufacturing, where the majority of construction lies in building the hopes of deluded reality TV contestants or mountains of debt. Why don't we drink smaller measures?"

because were not fucking pussys, thats why.

Whoever wrote that sounds like a fucking dick

Seriously a pint is the ideal amount. Takes just the right amount of time to drink in one glass and allows you to judge accurately how pissed you're getting

Secondly just what the fuck is up with that "hard day hitting stuff comment"? This weird attitude that everyone know has evolved into girlymen and also this strange attitude like he's puzzled by the idea of the working class.

Sounds like some horrible little skinny ass upper middle class tit who went straight from private school to uni to writing articles about he's a little bitch who can't handle as much drink as anyone else.

that was pretty much my thoughts, just articualted alot better

to be fair, when i first moved to england i kept on getting accidently drunk cos pints are a decent amount larger than a standard beer back in nz....but in saying that, i then hardened the fuck up and learnt how to drink a pint.

[JTMMusicuk]

also, some tnuc from the guardian has written some gassed piece on why we shouldnt have pint glasses. this angers me.

"Design aside, you've got to question the capacity. The pint is too much. These colossal containers made sense back when Britain was a manufacturing power and when sweaty browed folk could quaff large quantities of liquid (often around 3-4% ABV) after a hard day hitting stuff, building things and generally working up a mighty thirst. But they're outdated in a nation where more people work in marketing and PR than manufacturing, where the majority of construction lies in building the hopes of deluded reality TV contestants or mountains of debt. Why don't we drink smaller measures?"

because were not fucking pussys, thats why.

Whoever wrote that sounds like a fucking dick

Seriously a pint is the ideal amount. Takes just the right amount of time to drink in one glass and allows you to judge accurately how pissed you're getting

Secondly just what the fuck is up with that "hard day hitting stuff comment"? This weird attitude that everyone know has evolved into girlymen and also this strange attitude like he's puzzled by the idea of the working class.

Sounds like some horrible little skinny ass upper middle class tit who went straight from private school to uni to writing articles about he's a little bitch who can't handle as much drink as anyone else.

that was pretty much my thoughts, just articualted alot better

to be fair, when i first moved to england i kept on getting accidently drunk cos pints are a decent amount larger than a standard beer back in nz....but in saying that, i then hardened the fuck up and learnt how to drink a pint.

to be fair though a pint is nothing on a litre glass like what the greeks have