The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[gwa]

hugs and pints pints pints

[wub]

If it makes you feel any better, one of the women who sits near me has recently got a new puppy. She's so far this morning spent 10mins with my team going through identical pictures of her fat little lab puppy and talking about it, and yesterday actually called her house yesterday SO THAT SHE COULD SPEAK TO THE FUCKING DOG.

[gwa]

do you feel my pain when it comes to inane tripe off colleagues?

seriously what goes through their head? that's bad tho.

[wub]

do you feel my pain when it comes to inane tripe off colleagues?

seriously what goes through their head? that's bad tho.

I have several folk at the office that I'll make a point of not engaging with directly face-to-face (even for work stuff) as they can't have simple chats without adding a 10min anecdote about their life. Don't care. If I wasn't being paid, I wouldn't hang out with you.

[jameshk]

There are these horrible, stuck up, intolerant and downright racist bitchy girls that get on my bus every now and then. I think i've had enough of them, Definitely gona start handing out beating next time I hear them being ignorant and offensive. I fucking hate surrey. WAKE UP PEOPLE.

[fassyman]

past week i've been in a sour mood. everything pisses me off, everyone's a wanker, my tolerance for putting up with shit has dropped.

i feel like i'm heading towards depression again but i have NO REASON to.

i go to the gym / exercise regulary, eat incredibly healthy food, am seeing a fucking babe of a chick, just got a healthy pay rise. (haven't done any unsafe raving since bank hol weekend)

everything should be fine and dandy but i still want to deck the fuck out of the idiot i sit opposite.

IM HAPPY YOU GOT A CAR BUT WHY THE FUCK DO I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE SELLERS CUTE LITTLE DOG YOU FUCKING BINT.

if you tell yourself your heading towards depression then thats most probably where you'll end up.

(the buddha knows that the way you see the world will affect the way you exist in the world)

my 2 cents

[JTMMusicuk]

just hit myself in the balls and it really hurts

[apmje]

If it makes you feel any better, one of the women who sits near me has recently got a new puppy. She's so far this morning spent 10mins with my team going through identical pictures of her fat little lab puppy and talking about it, and yesterday actually called her house yesterday SO THAT SHE COULD SPEAK TO THE FUCKING DOG.

These 6am starts at work are killing me so far this week. Constantly tired... fucking bah.

[Riddles]

just hit myself in the balls and it really hurts

i know how you feel, i sat down too quickly earlier and trapped a bollock. pain beyond measure

[JTMMusicuk]

just hit myself in the balls and it really hurts

i know how you feel, i sat down too quickly earlier and trapped a bollock. pain beyond measure

oo havnt done that in a while hahaha used to do it on the regular tho
ruins your day

[wub]

just hit myself in the balls and it really hurts

i know how you feel, i sat down too quickly earlier and trapped a bollock. pain beyond measure

oo havnt done that in a while hahaha used to do it on the regular tho
ruins your day

Sitting down, having one ball subtly drop itself out the leg of your underwear, then standing up too quickly and doubling over in pain as the material pulls tight across it.

[JTMMusicuk]

just hit myself in the balls and it really hurts

i know how you feel, i sat down too quickly earlier and trapped a bollock. pain beyond measure

oo havnt done that in a while hahaha used to do it on the regular tho
ruins your day

Sitting down, having one ball subtly drop itself out the leg of your underwear, then standing up too quickly and doubling over in pain as the material pulls tight across it.

We have a winner
my mate honestly once had to go to hospital once cos when he was asleep he twisted his sack too hard

[magma]

Dentist later. I hate dentists.

[PinUp]

Dentist later. I hate dentists.

Fuck the dentist, make sure you eat loads of garlic before you go to really piss the fucker off.


My phone shit itslef during the night and is now completely useless, no alarm on my phone meant waking up and hour late on my first day back at work after a week off, boss was not happy that i tured up half an hour late without ringing to say so before

[BNanni]

just hit myself in the balls and it really hurts

i know how you feel, i sat down too quickly earlier and trapped a bollock. pain beyond measure

oo havnt done that in a while hahaha used to do it on the regular tho
ruins your day

Sitting down, having one ball subtly drop itself out the leg of your underwear, then standing up too quickly and doubling over in pain as the material pulls tight across it.

Just like to say - I'm really glad I'm a girl, when I hear about stuff like that


Also nightmares. Fuck you, nightmares

[JTMMusicuk]

Giving birth....periods....all im sayin

[Electric_Head]

Giving birth....periods....all im sayin

don`t forget general madness

[wub]

I'd choose the occasional trapped bollock over a menstrual cycle, standard.

[BNanni]

Giving birth....periods....all im sayin

don`t forget general madness

We're mad because of the above reasons.

[JTMMusicuk]

Giving birth....periods....all im sayin

don`t forget general madness

We're mad because of the above reasons.

at least you admit it, admitting is the first step to acceptance remember that
stay strong