The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[dubfordessert]

i called my ex boss who owes me 100 quid and it went to voicemail.

[phrex]

FUCKING RACISTS!!!

my brother cutkachi didn't get a fucking visa for UK (FOR NO REASON!). he ain't playing at getdarker.

stnuc!!!

instead i will showcase his tunes in an extended set!




andsame happened to him before... wanted to join me for a dmz - booked flight and all but they denied a visa.

[wub]

Why do you need a visa to come here? Is it just because you're not in the EU?

[Forum]

Does he have a criminal record or something? This country isnt exactly strict on holiday visas

[pikeymobile]

yeah my new housemate is from america and he can live here for 6 months without a visa
or maybe its a holiday visa or something, but still he had no trouble getting in

[phrex]

it's because he's ecuadorian and has just an immigrant status in switzerland. that's all.

no record, nothing.

+ he's the finest bloke you could possibly imagine.
so.fucking.sad

[Electric_Head]

tell him to file for exile status

[Liam92]

People who text you, who then don't reply to your text response or answer their phone

[pikeymobile]

just hit myself in the balls and it really hurts

i know how you feel, i sat down too quickly earlier and trapped a bollock. pain beyond measure

oo havnt done that in a while hahaha used to do it on the regular tho
ruins your day

Sitting down, having one ball subtly drop itself out the leg of your underwear, then standing up too quickly and doubling over in pain as the material pulls tight across it.

ive never had this issue cos i've not worn underwear in like 9 years
but the main con of this is whenever my jeans get wet whilst im walking it makes my bellend sore
totally worth it

[Wolverine]

People who text you, who then don't reply to your text response or answer their phone

hahahahaha true that, the worst one is when people ring you, you miss it for 1 second, ring back and they don't answer!!!

[danny_scrilla]

just hit myself in the balls and it really hurts

i know how you feel, i sat down too quickly earlier and trapped a bollock. pain beyond measure

oo havnt done that in a while hahaha used to do it on the regular tho
ruins your day

Sitting down, having one ball subtly drop itself out the leg of your underwear, then standing up too quickly and doubling over in pain as the material pulls tight across it.

long balls...change your draws!

[MasterA]

looks like I may be forced to choose between going to the Outlook Launch party in Plymouth featuring Zinc, Subscape, Alix Perez, Commix, Tunnidge, Phaeleh, Lil Silva & Octane & DLR or my mate's 21st in shitty Newton Abbot.

Why is your mate's 21st not happening at the Outlook Launch Party?

Basically that.

not into the music as much as me, fairly sure he'd rather spend the night in the club that brought you this:



than go to the Outlook Warm-Up. it's his 21st, so I can't dictate his night to him, on the other hand I'll feel like a snake if I go Plymouth instead.

[Sonika]

I'd choose the occasional trapped bollock over a menstrual cycle, standard.

ditto, the advantages outweigh the drawbacks

[wub]

I'd choose the occasional trapped bollock over a menstrual cycle, standard.

ditto, the advantages outweigh the drawbacks

Maybe wait til yours have dropped before you make decisions.

[wobbles]

Didnt rly sleeplast night and im rly confused and disoriented

[wobbles]

I can hear..... EVERYTHING

[Sonika]

I'd choose the occasional trapped bollock over a menstrual cycle, standard.

ditto, the advantages outweigh the drawbacks

Maybe wait til yours have dropped before you make decisions.

balls have dropped at age 13....don't be tnuc

[wub]

balls have dropped at age 13

Thanks for clarifying

[Sonika]

just in case you were wondering

[JTMMusicuk]

thanks to dsf i momentarily visions a 13 yr olds balls...the internet is a bad place