First World Problems

[garethom]

Do you need good grades to get into one of the expensive universities or is it only about money?

All courses have a set grades target you need to get

Btw £9000 is crazy....

Especially when the maximum was just over £1000 6 years ago when i finished my degree

I dont get why some universities only want rich students. I mean wouldnt it be better to have all kinds of People instead of only having People from the upper class graduating? Guess its about traditions and stuff...

I don't think they only want rich students. They just want you to pay £9000 a year. None of my mates are rich in the slightest, didn't stop them going though. Pretty sure 99% of unis don't care who goes, as long as they're paying.

But how many middle class people can pay £9000 a year? Not many i reckon

Student loan bro. Just like everything else society has, why worry about paying now when you can pay later?

[Kochari]

So did ours actually. Mr Price. Used to sit on a stool and watch kids shower if he thought they'd tried to get out of it after rugby.

On my first day of Year 7, a car pulled up, an ex-student leapt out of the passenger seat, punched Mr Price in the face then jumped back in and they screeched off burning their tyres out all the way down the road past school. Always wondered quite what triggered that... I don't think anyone even contemplated the idea that Mr Price might've not deserved it. He definitely fucking deserved it. You could tell.

You went to Churchill didn't you Magma? I remember Mr Price. He was a bit of a wanker wasn't he. Someone spray painted "PRICEY IS A BELL END" on the sign out front at the end of my year 9...That was pretty cool. Always thought if any PE teacher was going to be a paedo it would've been Mr Cross tho...Man had a moustache to HERE

[dickman69]

Wireless at Penn State blows huge diks

[butter_man]

Just got sum dutch import. Cant find my bacci. Gonna hafta smoke it pure

[Sexual_Chocolate]

Just got sum dutch import. Cant find my bacci. Gonna hafta smoke it pure

harden up

[butter_man]

Just got sum dutch import. Cant find my bacci. Gonna hafta smoke it pure

harden up

and hit sum crack?

[Sexual_Chocolate]

Just got sum dutch import. Cant find my bacci. Gonna hafta smoke it pure

harden up

and hit sum crack?

yea sure, if you want

[magma]

When you bite into a sandwich and a slice of the bread attaches itself to the roof of your mouth making chewing everything else almost impossible...

[wub]

When you bite into a sandwich and a slice of the bread attaches itself to the roof of your mouth making chewing everything else almost impossible...

This.

Also, why you bite into a sandwich containing tomato and the whole piece of tomato comes out.

[jayladders]

When you bite into a sandwich and a slice of the bread attaches itself to the roof of your mouth making chewing everything else almost impossible...

This.

Also, why you bite into a sandwich containing tomato and the whole piece of tomato comes out.

and bacon

[magma]

So did ours actually. Mr Price. Used to sit on a stool and watch kids shower if he thought they'd tried to get out of it after rugby.

On my first day of Year 7, a car pulled up, an ex-student leapt out of the passenger seat, punched Mr Price in the face then jumped back in and they screeched off burning their tyres out all the way down the road past school. Always wondered quite what triggered that... I don't think anyone even contemplated the idea that Mr Price might've not deserved it. He definitely fucking deserved it. You could tell.

You went to Churchill didn't you Magma? I remember Mr Price. He was a bit of a wanker wasn't he. Someone spray painted "PRICEY IS A BELL END" on the sign out front at the end of my year 9...That was pretty cool. Always thought if any PE teacher was going to be a paedo it would've been Mr Cross tho...Man had a moustache to HERE

Can't believe I only just spotted this reply. I was in Windsor, so Mr Cross was my head of house. I still think he might be the hairiest man I've ever met! All the other heads of department or whatever had photos of their families in their offices... Mr Cross (genuinely) had pictures of chimpanzees.

Oh, and he had an affair with a kid in my year's Mum leading to him getting divorced and almost everyone knowing why. I was never sure how he survived that. Brilliant.

Out to the Brian Kirkup Churchill massive! It's cool to be keen!

[nousd]

well let's be thankful that we don't have that first world problem:
decrepit paedos, having been sprung in our fine institutes, migrating to nurture young beggars

meanwhile, shit,
I've gotta wait hours for the steak to thaw

[Electric_Head]

When you bite into a sandwich and a slice of the bread attaches itself to the roof of your mouth making chewing everything else almost impossible...

This.

Also, why you bite into a sandwich containing tomato and the whole piece of tomato comes out.

and bacon

This is a serious travesty.
All the bacon in the first bite.
Need bacon throughout.

[Terpit]

When you bite into a sandwich and a slice of the bread attaches itself to the roof of your mouth making chewing everything else almost impossible...

This.

Also, why you bite into a sandwich containing tomato and the whole piece of tomato comes out.

and bacon

This is a serious travesty.
All the bacon in the first bite.
Need bacon throughout.

Just bite properly.

[Electric_Head]

I need to take my false teeth out and gum the sandwich.
Bacon is tough to gum through.

[Terpit]

I need to take my false teeth out and gum the sandwich.
Bacon is tough to gum through.

[magma]

My lady bought me these for Christmas:



But the little knob bits on the side are held in with tiny screw threads and they keep working their way loose. Stoopid things. I'm going to lose one for good any moment and look like an ungrateful, doesn't-care-for-his-presents-ass scruff.

Think I'm going to buy some superglue at lunch and see if I can fix them on for good.

[Electric_Head]

You bring your taps to work with you?

[magma]

Yeah, fuck touching the ones everyone else uses in the toilets.







they's cufflinks innit

[Electric_Head]

Thanks for explaining that to me.
We don't have cufflinks in Africa.


Blood Diamond cufflinks for the win.