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Re: First World Problems

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:35 pm
by Sexual_Chocolate
^new first world problems... never learned anything in school

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:38 pm
by syrup
lol.

i thought this was common knowledge

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:46 pm
by EliteLennon117
man don know about the great war ban

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:55 pm
by garethom
EliteLennon117 wrote:man don know about the great war ban
werent that gd m8

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:38 am
by Electric_Head
I think the fact that he believed I had no teeth was a bigger laugh for me.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:12 am
by nousd
but didn't everybody lose their teeth during WW2
as a side affect of the bromide they gave troops to kill their libido?

if EH still has his teeth he must have missed out
and gone around rooting sex-starved women at marabi gigs in Capetown on his furloughs
no doubt his resultant offspring are, even to this day, second world problems

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:15 am
by Electric_Head
:lol:

I thought it was common knowledge I wasn't South African and that I actually lost my teeth in Nam.

Front Lines are a bitch.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:18 am
by Johnlenham
I forgot about that quote till this morning, cracked me the fuck up. Not only that but youd have to be around 65 to have even been born then, let alone around another 17+ years to be in national service hahaha


Pic of E_H I found at one of his south african raves in the 80s (The dates written backwards below the equator)
Image

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:26 am
by Electric_Head
Delete that now.
I've been keeping my secret all these years.

Shit I love those dogs.
Best tattoo I ever got.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 2:55 pm
by ezza
Nevalo wrote:^new first world problems... never learned anything in school
tbf it is in the past so knowing the date is hardly useful knowledge

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:02 pm
by PinUp
Stops you from looking like a chump on the internet though...

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:21 pm
by particle-jim
Electric_Head wrote:Shit I love those dogs.
Best tattoo I ever got.
I dont know why that made me laugh as much as it did :lol:

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:43 am
by Electric_Head
It's because I'm funny.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:55 pm
by ascent
Agent 47 wrote:
Nevalo wrote:^new first world problems... never learned anything in school
tbf it is in the past so knowing the date is hardly useful knowledge
did you actually go to school
I got Us in history in lower school and never cared / listened and I knew that
how retarded are you

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:05 pm
by magma
Agent 47 wrote:
Nevalo wrote:^new first world problems... never learned anything in school
tbf it is in the past so knowing the date is hardly useful knowledge
You're right, everything that happened before we were born was completely inconsequential.

Aren't you at, erm... University? Isn't a desire for learning a sort of pre-requisite, or do they just ask if you know the way to the @Bristol Oceana these days?

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:05 pm
by magma
D-Double Post

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:08 pm
by Forum
To be fair my degree was in History and the only date i can remember is 1066 :dunce:

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:18 pm
by magma
Dates aren't really very important, I think everyone was just a bit surprised when someone doesn't know the most famous one in the 20th Century. Is it really possible to live in Britain for ~20 Remembrance Sundays, 4 or 5 five-yearly anniversaries and the massive über 50 and 60 year celebrations in 1995 and 2005 and yet still think that someone on the Dubstepforum might've fought on D-Day?

At least he knows how to get free food from an all-you-can-eat, I guess. It's a brave new world.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:19 pm
by wub
Agent 47 wrote:
Nevalo wrote:^new first world problems... never learned anything in school
tbf it is in the past so knowing the date is hardly useful knowledge

You are proof that exams are getting easier. I hope your 2:2 in Finger Painting does you well in life.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:32 pm
by ezza
magma wrote:
Agent 47 wrote:
Nevalo wrote:^new first world problems... never learned anything in school
tbf it is in the past so knowing the date is hardly useful knowledge
You're right, everything that happened before we were born was completely inconsequential.

Aren't you at, erm... University? Isn't a desire for learning a sort of pre-requisite, or do they just ask if you know the way to the @Bristol Oceana these days?
Yeah i am, it's pretty good. Not doing history though.

& fuck Oceana.