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Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:30 pm
by pdomino
Helix [Delay] wrote:
lowfreq wrote:
Granted, but you're a gay fish named Kanye.

I wish I could take a nap.
granted but you dream about being trapped in a world where everyone sings and speaks in autotune

i wish i could teleport
Granted, but you teleport to a world where everyone sings and speaks in autotune.

Which, for the record, sounds pretty cool, because I'm just assuming it's autotuned dancehall.

I STILL wish I could take a nap.
Granted, but now your sliding into a coma with a keyboard welded to your fingers.

I wish they'd stop cutting the grass.

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:33 pm
by collige
Granted, but you're a gay fish named Kanye.

I wish my copy of Return II Space isn't fucked up.

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:37 pm
by LA_Boxers
collige wrote:Granted, but you're a gay fish named Kanye.

I wish my copy of Return II Space isn't fucked up.
Granted, but you have to be fucked by your copy of Return II Space in return.

I wish it was wednesday 7th July at 4:59pm.

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:09 pm
by HRKRT
LA_Boxers wrote:
collige wrote:Granted, but you're a gay fish named Kanye.

I wish my copy of Return II Space isn't fucked up.
Granted, but you have to be fucked by your copy of Return II Space in return.

I wish it was wednesday 7th July at 4:59pm.
granted but you're stuck in the underground and not meant to be wherever you're meant to be.

i wish my parents didn't live in the middle of nowhere.

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:11 pm
by collige
HRKRT wrote:
LA_Boxers wrote:
collige wrote:Granted, but you're a gay fish named Kanye.

I wish my copy of Return II Space isn't fucked up.
Granted, but you have to be fucked by your copy of Return II Space in return.

I wish it was wednesday 7th July at 4:59pm.
granted but you're stuck in the underground and not meant to be wherever you're meant to be.

i wish my parents didn't live in the middle of nowhere.
Granted, but you live in the middle of nowhere.

I wish the CDs I ordered from Boomkat and planet.mu were in my hands.

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:13 pm
by kwami
collige wrote:
HRKRT wrote:
LA_Boxers wrote:
collige wrote:Granted, but you're a gay fish named Kanye.

I wish my copy of Return II Space isn't fucked up.
Granted, but you have to be fucked by your copy of Return II Space in return.

I wish it was wednesday 7th July at 4:59pm.
granted but you're stuck in the underground and not meant to be wherever you're meant to be.

i wish my parents didn't live in the middle of nowhere.
Granted, but you live in the middle of nowhere.

I wish the CDs I ordered from Boomkat and planet.mu were in my hands.
Granted but your hands are jelly and your CDs are now sticky

I wish I were a fish

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 11:20 pm
by 64hz
granted but your a gay fish named kanye


i wish i were kanye

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 11:22 pm
by collige
Granted, but you're Kanye.

I don't know what to wish for.

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 11:22 pm
by Big MD
granted - as known the lake dryed out where i wanted to swim, so you are going to bee there!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
adamjames wrote:
Big MD wrote:

I wish i didn't have forgotten my swimming trunks in greece last year, so i had them for today to swim in the lake!
Granted, however, the lake has dried out and you are greeted to the sight of dead fish and turds.
i wish i could sleep!

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:17 am
by Cillit Bang
Big MD wrote:granted - as known the lake dryed out where i wanted to swim, so you are going to bee there!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
adamjames wrote:
Big MD wrote:

I wish i didn't have forgotten my swimming trunks in greece last year, so i had them for today to swim in the lake!
Granted, however, the lake has dried out and you are greeted to the sight of dead fish and turds.
i wish i could sleep!
Granted, but you don't wake up, ever.

I wish I didn't just get banned again

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:43 pm
by Big MD
Cillit Bang wrote:
Big MD wrote:granted - as known the lake dryed out where i wanted to swim, so you are going to bee there!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
adamjames wrote:
Big MD wrote:

I wish i didn't have forgotten my swimming trunks in greece last year, so i had them for today to swim in the lake!
Granted, however, the lake has dried out and you are greeted to the sight of dead fish and turds.
i wish i could sleep!
Granted, but you don't wake up, ever.

I wish I didn't just get banned again
granted - but because i'm sleeping i couldn't tell the moderators of your wish.


i wish i'm awake again :D

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:46 pm
by jungletime21
granted, but when you wake up you realize everyone else in the world is sleeping.

I wish for one giant tooth.

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:55 am
by HRKRT
granted but as you cannot masticate properly your mouth hurts when you eat.

i wish there weren't any more wasps about. just got woken up by one. theres now 7, in various cups, on my windowsill.

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:55 am
by helix
HRKRT wrote:granted but as you cannot masticate properly your mouth hurts when you eat.

i wish there weren't any more wasps about. just got woken up by one. theres now 7, in various cups, on my windowsill.
Granted, but it turns out wasps were the only thing keeping us alive.


Shit, I wish we weren't all fucking dead.

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:00 am
by HRKRT
granted, then you realise life is shit.

i wish i could get back to sleep now.

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:42 am
by lowfreq
HRKRT wrote:granted, then you realise life is shit.

i wish i could get back to sleep now.
granted but you wake up in a cop car to find you have sleep walked an tried to rob your local mcdonalds

i wish i had a mcdonalds in my house

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:51 am
by helix
lowfreq wrote:
HRKRT wrote:granted, then you realise life is shit.

i wish i could get back to sleep now.
granted but you wake up in a cop car to find you have sleep walked an tried to rob your local mcdonalds

i wish i had a mcdonalds in my house
Granted, but your house is In McDonalds.


I wish that joke wasn't horrible.

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:04 am
by lowfreq
Helix [Delay] wrote:
lowfreq wrote:
HRKRT wrote:granted, then you realise life is shit.

i wish i could get back to sleep now.
granted but you wake up in a cop car to find you have sleep walked an tried to rob your local mcdonalds

i wish i had a mcdonalds in my house
Granted, but your house is In McDonalds.


I wish that joke wasn't horrible.
granted but you were the only one who liked it

i wish my jokes satisfied you :(

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:45 am
by sigbowls
they do but im a retard

i wish i had a jet joistick for my xbox

Re: Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:54 pm
by stappard
signals wrote:they do but im a retard

i wish i had a jet joistick for my xbox

granted, but its in your arse





i wish i was in a casual relationship with selma hayek
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