Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

[NilsFG]

granted the most wished wish in this game, but you can't doo your ideas because you became a dreamer!


I wish all my wishes in this game wheren't corrupted!

granted, but you are now a woman, therefore your opinion is invalidated.



i wish someone could make me breakfast and bring it to me,

Granted, but the guy who's bringing it to you gets struck by lightning and no one else wants to bring you one.

I wish I could explode people by pointing at them.

[stappard]

Granted, but whilst dancing to night fever in your bedroom you absent-mindedly point in the mirror, killing yourself.









i wish i was taller

[dubloke]

Granted, but whilst dancing to night fever in your bedroom you absent-mindedly point in the mirror, killing yourself.









i wish i was taller

granted but your so tall you have the top of your head chopped off by a fan


I wish i wasnt at work

[silentk]

granted but your so tall you have the top of your head chopped off by a fan


I wish i wasnt at work

Granted, but now you unemployed




I wish i had a girlfriend

[NilsFG]

granted but your so tall you have the top of your head chopped off by a fan


I wish i wasnt at work

Granted, but now you unemployed




I wish i had a girlfriend

Granted. But she doesn't want sex until after marriage. You get married and then you discover she, I mean he's a ladyboy.

I wish it was full of hot girls here.

[stappard]

granted but your so tall you have the top of your head chopped off by a fan


I wish i wasnt at work

Granted, but now you unemployed




I wish i had a girlfriend

Granted. But she doesn't want sex until after marriage. You get married and then you discover she, I mean he's a ladyboy.

I wish it was full of hot girls here.

granted but 'here' is a volcano




i wish i was high

[64hz]

granted, but its literally, and you are now plummeting to your death.


i wish i had more motivation

[particle-jim]

granted, but its literally, and you are now plummeting to your death.


i wish i had more motivation

granted, Mr Motivator is now stalking you


I wish these trousers wern't so itchy

[ketamine]

granted, but now they're burning

i wish i hadn't fapped this morning

[silentk]

granted, but now they're burning

i wish i hadn't fapped this morning

Granted, but now ur cover dnin ut own spunk



i wish i had a pet unicorn

[HRKRT]

granted but it impales you with its horn.

i wish i didn't have to go to a wedding this weekend

[ketamine]

granted but it impales you with its horn.

i wish i didn't have to go to a wedding this weekend

granted, its your own funeral.

i wish bodybuilding were easier

[knell]

granted, its your own funeral.

i wish bodybuilding were easier

granted, but you never gain muscle.

i wish i could create a rhythm that would astound even the most pretentious music listeners

[64hz]

granted, but they stroke their beards so hard, that the sound of beard rustling drowns out your rythym.



i wish i didnt have work tomorrow

[collige]

granted, but they stroke their beards so hard, that the sound of beard rustling drowns out your rythym.



i wish i didnt have work tomorrow

You're fired.

I wish Virignia Tech wasn't the lamest university in existence.

[helix]

granted, but they stroke their beards so hard, that the sound of beard rustling drowns out your rythym.



i wish i didnt have work tomorrow

You're fired.

I wish Virignia Tech wasn't the lamest university in existence.

Granted, it's the coolest, but you're stuck in East Hell Community College.

I wish I had more dub techno.

[djshiva]

Granted, it's the coolest, but you're stuck in East Hell Community College.

I wish I had more dub techno.

Granted, but every record you have only plays properly at 78 RPM.

I wish I didn't have to work on Saturday morning.

[NilsFG]

Granted, it's the coolest, but you're stuck in East Hell Community College.

I wish I had more dub techno.

Granted, but every record you have only plays properly at 78 RPM.

I wish I didn't have to work on Saturday morning.

Granted, saturday is cancelled forever now and doesn't get replaced with another day. You asshole.

I wish I was a seagull

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

Yo Nils How's it going?

"OHHH A BIT SHITE LYKE MAN SOME tnuc FIRED ARROW INTO MY SKULL"

Gutted
(Article here, some local nutter shooting seagulls http://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/Inj ... 6288417.jp)

I wish.... For a summer snow storm

[Pada]

Granted but your roof falls in from the weight of the snow, you get cold.

I wish I had the benefit of hindsight before doing something