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Just remembered another one, although this is more what I've found out about him since we left school. There was a couple of Muslim twins in my some of my classes, they were alright, didn't really speak to them much. Anyway, chilling on facebook a couple of years ago, so 4 years since I'd last seen them, and I come across one of their profiles. He's now posting anti-western messages all of the time (we counted his statuses, he posted a verse from the qu'ran, liked it, and then elaborated on each verse almost 80 times in an hour). His profile pictures are all dead kids in the West Bank, with anti-western descriptions underneath, but then just in the middle of his profile pictures is a picture of a tub of cherry Onken yoghurt with the description "Praise Allah this yoghurt is tasty".

You lot went to some special schools.

I was in a junior school that had 'special class' for all the 'special kids'.
ADHD kids, Learning impaired, 2m thick glasses, etc.

I only got to see them on the playground during break or after school at after school care where I waited for my mom to fetch me.
Permanent madness from the 2 twin ADHD girls.
Weird electronic contraptions brought to school by the guy with the telescope glasses, etc.

Fairly normal really.

High school, the special kids no longer had special class so they mingled with the normal folks.
Rather unsuccessfully I'll add.

One very special girl with braces that made her look more retarded than she was.
She fancied herself as a champion mountain biker.
She wasn't.
Obese, braces, overly short skirt, seldom wore underwear(scary).
She would arrive on her bike in the morning and cycle around the school parking lot for 20 minutes just going in circles.
She'd occasionally pop a HUGE weelie, maybe 1cm off the ground and look around very impressed, smiling at herself.

Then there was the kid that wore his tie so long it hung between his legs like a large shlong.
He had snot issues and often ended up wiping big boogers over his face without realizing.

The worst I ever did was to tell my ranting Biology teacher that she was too stressed and that a slap would solve it.
It sucked though because I was actually her favorite and you could see I kind of brought her down.
She was an excellent teacher and I was generally being honest.
You often see someone getting slapped in sitcoms or cartoons when they're freaking out.
Made sense to me.

oh man the mountain biker one is gold

butter man wrote:

Naan Bread wrote:
there was a kid a few years back who made a kill-list

everyone did that, didnt they?

Yeah, but that shit was no joke. He actively threatened the people on it and as I said, had a go at some of them with a pair of scissors.

I dont really have that much to add but some great stories here

We had this genuinely terrifying guy who flipped between being totally normal/an absolute maniac. He used to put pubes in girls hair and stuff in year 7 which progressed through to throwing a pitchfork out of the schoolbus and absolutely pulverising this poor kid who accidentally tripped him up. No idea how h stayed in school so long but it was probs because he was great at sports etc. Rumour is he's in prison for rape atm


We also had these two kids which were tiny, like 4'9'' and both were going bald by 16 and they both had the same fingers missing from their hands yet they swore they didnt know each other and werent related.

Also had this asian kid, Usman wyho was built like a tank but unfortunately didnt have the brains to match. People would tell him to do all sorts and he did, like punching through a wall etc

my favourite conversation with him went like this-
"yoo, how do i join that rugby team?"
"which rugby team? You mean the local one? Just go to training and si..."
"nah not local. That team on tv."
"Leeds Rhinos? They have these courses for young players, might take you on if..."
"Nah not leeds rhino, are you stupid or something. That team that plays in white."
"You mean England?"
"Yeah them, i want to play for england now."
"maybe ring up and ask?'

We had Mormons and Plymouth brethren at school.
They didn't use calculators.
No jokes.

MADNESS.

I went to school with a kid called Elton John

hutyluty wrote:my favourite conversation with him went like this-
"yoo, how do i join that rugby team?"
"which rugby team? You mean the local one? Just go to training and si..."
"nah not local. That team on tv."
"Leeds Rhinos? They have these courses for young players, might take you on if..."
"Nah not leeds rhino, are you stupid or something. That team that plays in white."
"You mean England?"
"Yeah them, i want to play for england now."
"maybe ring up and ask?'

some gold in here.

garethom wrote:"Praise Allah this yoghurt is tasty".

Kochari wrote:

garethom wrote:"Praise Allah this yoghurt is tasty".

Me and my apprentice at work spent a whole afternoon on there and we spent about a month praising Allah at every given opportunity.

He also had another pretty weird picture. It was like BAM! Kids buried under rubble. BAM! Wounded child. BAM! Israeli soldiers in Palestine. BAM! Picture of a kitten, with the caption "Praise Allah, this kitten reminds me of my grandmother".

I remember we had a special assembly once because someone had wiped their ass with another kids sports kit and left it by the lockers

In primary school all the boys were kept in at break time everyday for a month because someone kept pissing in the water fountain. They never found out who it was so eventually they just stopped trying.

Not a weird kid, but a story from school none the less.

Was sat in the sixth form study room, waiting for my mate to finish his lesson. I'm in there on my own, just doodling, idly do a little doodle on the wall next to me, pretty inconspicuous spot. Anyway, it's just a little cartoon dude, smiling, with a speech bubble saying "On the outside I smile, but inside I cry, because I have HIV". Anyway, I forgot about it, and 2 months later, this hench packet gets sent home from the school, with loads of pamphlets and cards, and a letter showing concern that a student or students in the school or college might have HIV, that it's nothing to be ashamed about, and that they can go to teacher xyz for confidential help.

That was the first letter sent home to the whole school about something I drew. There was later an assembly where the police were called. Lol.

garethom wrote:That was the first letter sent home to the whole school about something I drew. There was later an assembly where the police were called. Lol.

Please elaborate

Doozle wrote:

garethom wrote:That was the first letter sent home to the whole school about something I drew. There was later an assembly where the police were called. Lol.

Please elaborate

+1

must have been quite a drawing

garethom wrote:That was the first letter sent home to the whole school about something I drew. There was later an assembly where the police were called. Lol.

This reminds me of NOT getting told off for a naughty bit of scribbling at some point... my form tutor had obviously been pissing me off for some reason because, completely out of character, I got a pair of compasses and scratched "MSS IS SHIT" in big letters on the whiteboard he had to teach with every day.

He actually asked me and my friends about it because he knew we hung out in there a bit, but he clearly couldn't imagine it being one of us. All of our forms were named after the tutor's initials and the year group, so at the time we were "8MSS" - he tried to get us all fired up about it by saying it was an attack on the whole group and I remember saying slightly absent-mindedly "Yeah, but it says MSS IS not 8MSS ARE... it's about you, not us..."

I think saying that was the main reason I didn't get found out to be honest. There's no way I could be that brazen these days.

I remember this one time somebody had took a shit in the urinal and everybody in school was talking about it. The head teacher called all the boys in the school to the hall to talk about it and he said "somebody took a toilet in the urinal". Everyone burst out laughing and it reminded me of that one episode of south park.

The form in the room opposite ours had construction work going on on the side of the building. One day THE class clown had his bag tossed out onto the roof of the under construction builiding. He casual jumps out the window with a one floor drop, picks it up and hops down again and then comes back up to join us.

From that out he had worked out he could climb out that window,along the side of the building and into his form room (was locked at lunch)

Few days later we come into the news that somone had got inside the form room and took a full on shit on the teachers desk. No awards for guessing who did it.

Oh form teacher was fit as fuck (guessing about 25 or so at the time)and people would constantly try to flirt with her/chat her up.
I on our last day one guy that did it all the time said to her as we said our goodbyes goes
"aww miss come one! give us a hug!"
She agreed and then during said hug he full on groped her arse infront of about 10 people
We all pissed ourselves laughing and she screamed and whent bright red Im quite surprised she didnt flip the fuck out actually.

Im sure our school was full of cranks im just having trouble remembering them.

garethom wrote: but then just in the middle of his profile pictures is a picture of a tub of cherry Onken yoghurt with the description "Praise Allah this yoghurt is tasty".

Please upload a screenshot of this (with names crossed out of course).