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Ferryman wrote:

Today wrote:ez BM, i think he's got AIDS.

Yeah man I got struck down with one of those tropical illnesses back in the day. Now I'm an irresponsible man whore, spreading my venom.

I'm just sayin' - some of these posts make people sound like they are just jumpin' in and out of shit...

attractive shit is shit just the same...

Imagine going to a party and every attractive girl in the place is like - had that - had that - had it; hated it - had that...


I swear I would be looking at you with a foul taste in my mouth....

...don't let dogs shred their feet on you.

nearly every butt ugly person i know says they are picky finding partners

jus sayin

im not sayin it's not good to have a bit of self respect but sometimes that attitude masks the fact that said person can't get any

You actually think it's difficult for an ugly girl to get laid...durf


All I get are pathetic offers...I've even been offered money to sleep with an idiot.
And trust me - when I say I am not fit.

aww, you're fit in my eyes BM

but trust me, being a man-whore/getting mad pussy was not at the top of my list of adolescent problems

Today wrote:aww, you're fit in my eyes BM

but trust me, being a man-whore/getting mad pussy was not at the top of my list of adolescent problems

so tell me about it.

what my teen-aged problems?

tell me one of your sexy stories...they obviously were a source of excellence

i think she likes u

i meant it wasn't a big problem for me, as in i didn't get any.
i'd be lying if i said i didn't WANT to fuck the skanks, but i never did get to do it

in time you'll get dat pussy mayne

wait a minute - you guys are confusing me...

It was ferryman that was big upping his exploits...



Let's hear one dude...NO let's hear two..I would like both a skank story and a hot girl story...

here's one:

Once there was this beautiful girl working at the coffee shop in the village near my office. Every morning, I'd wake up and say to myself "today is the day! This is your day today! This is the morning you're going to ask her for a date!" I march in, casual smile on my face, cool, confident. collected. Stroll on up to the counter where she greets me: "good morning Today! What can i get you, your regular?" as she returns my smile. I take a deep breath and prepare to deliver my proposal. My eyes suddenly fall to the spot on the floor between my shoes. For a millisecond, time stops and i'm staring at my shoelaces, suspended in the moment where my purest of intentions disintegrate into would'ves and could'ves, watching it all crumble around me. My own voice shatters the silence echoing in my frozen mind, as i garner all the courage left in me, all my breath, every ounce of strength left in my broken mind, to form a single utterance -- "yep." I mumble, hand her my money, wait for my change then shuffle out with my coffee, not another word escapes my mouth for the rest of the day. Tomorrow morning will be different, I promise myself. Tomorrow, yeah. I'll do it then.

that was dark

I wasn't tryin to say you were ugly BM!!I just kinda meant in a general sense xx

^^ not gonna lie, but from what i can see of your face, you look exactly like my mate sophy.

i found a pic of this fgt online somehwere