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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:17 pm
by thump rat
I hate that junk food and food in general is becoming tasteless bland shite cos fat people are fucking stupid. Why is it that my pot noodle has no taste? its got a new label saying 50% less salt and 25% less fat tho. If i want to eat healthy, i will, but just cos some twats who don't exercise and have weak spirits keep making UK the fattest nation in europe, i can't enjoy a dirty, stinking but tasty pot noodle on this horrible hangover.

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:50 pm
by dutty yuppie
ozols man wrote:
Dutty Yuppie wrote:Hearing very middle class white boys speaking like they're from inner city London is cringeworthy.
lol i agree with that, but what about middle class black boys? or perhaps middle class asian boys? r they exempt? :wink:
Nah. I'm all for equality.

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:23 pm
by dj slums
i like to park in handicaped spaces, while handicaped people pull handicaped faces.

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:32 pm
by shonky
Misk wrote:I'm sending out a message to the british govornment, we are waiting patiently to be conquered by your country. please implement plan alpha-tango-zed-niner.
We did conquer it years back and see the gratitude we got. :wink:

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:35 pm
by dutty yuppie
dj slums wrote:i like to park in handicaped spaces, while handicaped people pull handicaped faces.
You're an asshole.

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:35 pm
by auan
I like America.

No, really.

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:43 pm
by shonky
forensix (mcr) wrote:I don't read the main forum cos it's fucking dull :o
Truth. Hasn't been much of interest there in ages. Here is where it's at :D

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:49 pm
by misk
Thump Rat wrote:I hate that junk food and food in general is becoming tasteless bland shite cos fat people are fucking stupid. Why is it that my pot noodle has no taste? its got a new label saying 50% less salt and 25% less fat tho. If i want to eat healthy, i will, but just cos some twats who don't exercise and have weak spirits keep making UK the fattest nation in europe, i can't enjoy a dirty, stinking but tasty pot noodle on this horrible hangover.
agreed. I had 3 flavors of pot noodles while i was there. they all pretty much sucked. whats with the super creamy sauce too? and beef and tomato flavor - its beef flavor with a ketchup packet. mmmmm! ketchup on my noodles! im all over that!

no thanks.. no thanks indeed.

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:58 pm
by shonky
Food in britain is mostly shite. The stuff that they're selling as their luxury top end stuff is pretty much the quality of what it was 25 years back. Tomatoes are supposed to be red and they've been this lacklustre, unripe orange for years. Think it's probably got a lot to do with irradiation and keeping stuff lasting longer. A report a few years back said that what was being sold as "fresh" had less vitamins in it than stuff that had been sold frozen.

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:05 pm
by thomas
Shonky wrote:Food in britain is mostly shite. The stuff that they're selling as their luxury top end stuff is pretty much the quality of what it was 25 years back. Tomatoes are supposed to be red and they've been this lacklustre, unripe orange for years. Think it's probably got a lot to do with irradiation and keeping stuff lasting longer. A report a few years back said that what was being sold as "fresh" had less vitamins in it than stuff that had been sold frozen.
Its to do with idiot customers who expect, nay demand, perfect looking fruit and veg. And the companies who give in. (over time)

Its the reason all strawberries in supermarkets are El Santa, its a fucking bland taste, but looks pretty good i supose.

Organic in UK, is better quality, just.

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:08 pm
by forensix (mcr)
just go to your local greengrocers/butchers/fishmongers and cook yourself you whinging old fuck

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:14 pm
by misk
forensix (mcr) wrote:just go to your local greengrocers/butchers/fishmongers and cook yourself you whinging old fuck
yeah. also, the weather in the UK is so much better for vegetable growth than southern cali desert where i live, put seeds in the ground and they just grow. grow your own food. a homegrown salad is cheaper than pot noodles.

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:17 pm
by shonky
Misk wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:just go to your local greengrocers/butchers/fishmongers and cook yourself you whinging old fuck
yeah. also, the weather in the UK is so much better for vegetable growth than southern cali desert where i live, put seeds in the ground and they just grow. grow your own food. a homegrown salad is cheaper than pot noodles.
It might be so much better but most stuff is grown cheaper in south america and then flown here. You'd also need a garden and or allotment to grow food here, of which I have neither

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:17 pm
by phaelon
dj slums wrote:i like to park in handicaped spaces, while handicaped people pull handicaped faces.
hoorah!
Image

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:18 pm
by thomas
EDIT LIKE IT EVEN EXISTED

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:19 pm
by forensix (mcr)
not the tomatoes i get sonny

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:19 pm
by metalboxproducts
metalboxproducts wrote:
THA ILLSTA wrote:
Drum programming for house, garage and the like is VERY complex and is a great skill only mastered by a few..

It's a lot deeper than you think
Kinda true if you know what your talkin about.

Try it some time.



I say Cherlie Parker.

Getmeh
Fuck i just realised this sounds like it was directed at you Mr Ill. It wasn't. It was directed at the house hater. Whoops
Sorry about that. Punch me next time you see me. That'll teach me to post when pissed.
Oh the insight we have when pissed eh?

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:20 pm
by thomas
forensix (mcr) wrote:not the tomatoes i get sonny
Aint your taste buds fucked, from a lifetime of dutty manc air and smoking more and ocasionaly?

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:21 pm
by forensix (mcr)
nope

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:24 pm
by showguns
Misk wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:just go to your local greengrocers/butchers/fishmongers and cook yourself you whinging old fuck
yeah. also, the weather in the UK is so much better for vegetable growth than southern cali desert where i live, put seeds in the ground and they just grow. grow your own food. a homegrown salad is cheaper than pot noodles.
stfu hippy. :lol: