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Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 11:37 pm
by mks
Yeah, Tom Waits. The second one I had no idea. I haven't really listened to too much Joy Division tbh.
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 4:08 am
by nousd
rethinking the question,
no white man could be cooler than Lawrence Oates
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 8:43 am
by Lystric
or Edgar Allan Poe
special mention to Phil Collins for divorcing one of his wives via fax
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:09 am
by hubb
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 4:42 pm
by hubb
Ok.. so I feel It's either David Bowie on a technicality because James brown who is regularly cool, had to have some of his people sample this beige guys' drum breaks because they just had so much funk in them- that his entire school of drummers couldn't deliver or Bill Murray because if you place him next to any of the other people mentioned in the thread, his attitude would just trumph theirs, is this correct?
or is it just Anderson Birdman

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Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:30 pm
by Phigure
certainly not bowie, labyrinth alone disqualifies him
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:31 pm
by wub
Phigure wrote:certainly not bowie, labyrinth alone disqualifies him
Labryinth is fucking amazing. Hush your mouth.
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:31 pm
by dickman69
bill murray seems like a solid pick
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:42 pm
by hubb
I agree
but again if Bowie can sport those dangerously bulging pants, owl makeup and elf woven hair and still have the god farther of cool music sample him - then thats an argument in itself...
http://www.whosampled.com/sample/54794/ ... owie-Fame/
Can we get a non white guy to decide?
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:42 pm
by dickman69
what about joe namath
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:45 pm
by hubb
i was about to ask you
isn't there a cool nba guy ?
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:46 pm
by dickman69
larry bird is cool i guess, so is jason williams/pete maravich
unrelated: charlemagne was prob pretty cool too
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:49 pm
by hubb
lol googled joe
it seems that he took that bit in empire strikes back too literally
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:50 pm
by dickman69
pretty cool to be invited to flip the coin at the new york superbowl, even cooler to wear a huge fur coat
also hes in the hall of fame, won a superbowl hungover & owns a chain of steakhouses iirc
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:52 pm
by hubb
also another option is just agreeing that they can't be cool
which is where Larry Bird fits in, because isn't he proof in the way that he should be cool but isn't?. I might have been watching too much kroll show. ..
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:52 pm
by Phigure
actually yeah bill murray is the one
he once went into a bar with GZA and RZA and went behind the bar and started serving everyone tequila no matter what they ordered
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:53 pm
by hubb
rayman612 wrote: owns a chain of steakhouses iirc
if it's around his neck then I'm sold..
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:54 pm
by Molzie
I'm not saying he's even remotely cool but what's with everyone's recent obsession with that Dan Bilzerian guy? my FB feed is full of Dan Bilzerian 'likes' from friends.
It seems like he'd fit in the "tries way too hard to be cool" category
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This is a sick pic tho

Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:54 pm
by hubb
yeah I heard that bit about gza and rza too
Re: Who is the coolest white man ever?
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:56 pm
by hubb
Bilzerian is a trust fund extreme sports wannabe g