Irritating shit on facebook

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im glad i was here becoz my dorta just took her first step...proud dad right herer love you my baby

[mIrReN]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21699305

kind of obvious but interesting

I like a picture of a shaved lama, guess I'm only a shaved lama

[Doozle]

btw put me as pro old ppl prisons

except my mommy when she gets old

Is it Beachy head for her when that happens?

[5910]

This from tumblr...

What you SHOULD say to people dealing with any of these


Anxiety: This too shall pass, even if that sounds corny and cliche. Your anxiety will subside, you are not dying, you will not die from this, everything is going to be fine. Keep taking deep breaths, try and stay focused.

Depression: You are valid and your emotions are valid. You are a good, strong person, even if you don't feel like you are right now. Things DO get better, and I know you can get through this.

Sexual Orientation: Your body, your life, your bedroom. You choose what you do with it, and I get no say in the matter, because I am not you. I'll respect you no matter what.

Bipolar: The sun also rises. For all your bad days, weeks, or longer-- you also have good ones just beyond the horizon. You know better than anyone what it means to finally hit those "highs" in your life, and I hope that you just keep growing and strengthening yourself through your treatment to extend those happy moments.

Self harm: This is your body and I'll never pass judgement over you for the things you choose to do with it. However, you should really consider speaking with a counselor about this. Not because you're "bad", but because I just want you to be safe.

Eating disorders: It's okay to eat, you have permission. Eating will not make you fat, ugly, or worthless. Eating will make you strong, healthy, and lively. You deserve to eat, you deserve happiness.

Abuse: What they did was wrong, and you had no consenting part in it. You have no need to feel guilty or shamed, although I understand that may be exactly how you are feeling right now. They're the ones at fault here, and the ball is entirely in your court if you choose to report them for that, which you are rightfully entitled to do.

Suicide: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. You are valuable and your existence is valuable. There are billions of people on this planet, and even if you think everyone hates you and no one cares, they do and they will. You can find so many friends and loved ones if you just allow yourself the time to look for them. The world turns out to be a beautiful place and you deserve to be alive to see that.

Sexual assault: What they did was vile and disgusting. Yes, you're now left with this horrible, traumatic event to move on from, but your life is not entirely lost. Recovery is possible, and an unfortunately large number of people have to go through that-- but they make it to the other side. So can you, you can do this. You're not dirty, you're not a "slut" or a "whore", you are a human being whose rights were violated. But you are strong, and I know you can move past this in due time.

Multiple Personality Disorder: I'll always love you no matter who you are. I only hope the absolute best for you during your recovery and treatment, and maybe one day I'll be so privileged as to love you as one whole.

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder: The pain of suddenly reliving horrific events is almost unimaginable for me. Please try and remember that although it feels like it's real and it's happening right now, that it's not. You are okay, you are fine, and you are safe. You are in the present here and now, and that past can't manifest itself again to come and physically hurt you. Everything is just fine, these feelings will pass and you're going to be okay.

Schizophrenia: I am real and I can promise you that. I care. Try and find something grounding for you, an object that you can cling to to help you distinguish between whether or not you're hallucinating. You are not a freak, you are not a monster. You're a human being with rights and emotions who happens to be ill right now.

If someone said the one about Depression to me, I would actually slap them silly.


Also, is it just me or is the wording funny here?

even if you think everyone hates you and no one cares, they do and they will

[Doozle]

They do hate you, they will care?

[5910]

Fucked if I know.


It bothers me that it got over 100,00 notes.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

the depression one was fairly annoying. because for some people it honestly doesnt get better.

[Maccaveli]

A little hope never hurts. What are their chances of getting better if they're told they can't or won't? Obviously that doesn't generalise to everyone, but helping someone through depression with a pessimistic attitude is a stupid approach.

Sources: had depression throughout high school, and things did get better

[5910]

Yeah, but if someone said that to you wouldn't you switch?

I did whenever people said it to me.

[Maccaveli]

You're going to have to be more specific on what you mean by 'switch'...

[5910]

What bothered me wasn't the image, it was the fact that some kid claimed that he would "Kill for this"

Who actually Likes Tom Hanks that much ffs

[Shum]

I'd kill to have Bill Murray do that to me.

[wub]

I'd kill to have Bill Murray do that to me.

http://www.ranker.com/list/the-7-greate ... istin-wong

Don

[Phigure]

I'd kill to have Bill Murray do that to me.

even with the pics, no one would ever believe you

[Lye_Form]

the depression one was fairly annoying. because for some people it honestly doesnt get better.

If you meet someone with depression please tell them this

The story begins when Bill Murray attends Austin's SXSW festival and hangs out with Wu-Tang clan.

- Best opening like to a story ever.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

the depression one was fairly annoying. because for some people it honestly doesnt get better.

If you meet someone with depression please tell them this

have.

and have been told it too.

[Maccaveli]

the depression one was fairly annoying. because for some people it honestly doesnt get better.

If you meet someone with depression please tell them this

have.

and have been told it too.

You've been told it won't get any better? What kind of stnuc have you been talking to?

[Sexual_Chocolate]

obviously not in those exact words.

[hifi]

copied,pasted

You know, these OFFICIAL.FM and BANDCAMP players are the only ways (and the best options) for me to earn any income DIRECTLY from my music composition work.

We artists do actually need to make a little $cash$ sometimes, especially when touring is slow and the winter is COLD.

In the last week, my labels newest song has had 700 plays from fans that we reached, but only 3 people clicked on the BUY button.

I think I gave all I earned to the guitar player singing in the cold outside the REWE the other day.

I´m not complaining, I only want to engage listeners to the problems we are facing as recording artists.

It is really difficult to keep on creating great music in this situation, even though cool services like Official.FM or Bandcamp try to help us.

Its even more confusing when you see an artist like David Bowie (who already made his million$) making fans PAY for his new record in 2013 whilst we have to give it away and hope that something happens !!


like i made money frm music so i dont need anymor money, right on.

[wub]

copied,pasted

You know, these OFFICIAL.FM and BANDCAMP players are the only ways (and the best options) for me to earn any income DIRECTLY from my music composition work.

We artists do actually need to make a little $cash$ sometimes, especially when touring is slow and the winter is COLD.

In the last week, my labels newest song has had 700 plays from fans that we reached, but only 3 people clicked on the BUY button.

I think I gave all I earned to the guitar player singing in the cold outside the REWE the other day.

I´m not complaining, I only want to engage listeners to the problems we are facing as recording artists.

It is really difficult to keep on creating great music in this situation, even though cool services like Official.FM or Bandcamp try to help us.

Its even more confusing when you see an artist like David Bowie (who already made his million$) making fans PAY for his new record in 2013 whilst we have to give it away and hope that something happens !!

Write better music, duh.