Have you ever been robbed?

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:12 pm

FUCK YOU THEN PUSSYHOLE

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:15 pm

The_Dza88 wrote:FUCK YOU THEN PUSSYHOLE

Ok then, maybe just a hug...

-dubson- · Post by **-dubson-** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:15 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:Walking through Croydon as a teen I could almost guarentee someone would try it on me. I boxed at the time and always had to much pride so would never back down, my mentality was that if there was 1 person id play scared and then hit themn as hard as I could. If there were 2 people id do the same, hit the biggest as hard as I could and then lay into the second one. If there was more than 2 id hit the biggest and, er, run like the wind lol As long as I got the first punch in and got away with my belongings I didnt care.

Hasnt happened on the street for years now but, as some of you know, 4 guys tried to rush my house about 4 months ago. I managed to fight them off so only one got in and only took a mobile phone but I got stabbed twice in the rumble. It was very unexpected but I wasnt at all scared or shaken and managed to give a good fight back. Being stabbed doesnt hurt all that bad either although it was in fleshy parts so im pretty lucky.

That actually brings back memories of a running gang beef I had when I was younger after 5 guys tried to rob me at the local chicken shop. Being me I couldnt back down but this time I couldnt run either so rocked it out like a man until a Jamiacan guy on a bike came and broke it up. I offered the biggest guy a one on one, gave the guy on the bike my designer jacket to hold (bit of a risk in hind sight lol) and watched as I then pounded the bullies lips and nose into his face, pulling away any of the guys who tried to jump in.
I then put my coat back on, thanked the guy (I actually saw him again and used to pick up from him on a regular) and walked back to my road. Then proceded a series of tooled up gang fights, most of which we won, ending in me and my 2 brothers getting a knock on the door one evening only to face about 30 snarling dudes. We casually but stupidly closed the front door behind us and ran into a battle we will never forget like summin out of Braveheart. Needless to say we got the shit kicked out of us, I got hit in the head with the claw end of a hammer. I wanted to kill someone after that being the raged teen I was but my mum told us we were lucky to be alive so we decided to leave it at that.

I had too much pride to be scared and continued to walk around my ends like nothing had happened, black eyes and all. About 3 days later I went back to that same chicken shop and there they was again. The guy whose face I had pounded walked up to me and I just thought 'oh no, here we go again' and was ready to lash out but he just held out his hand and spudded me for my bravery. From then on me and my brothers got nothing but respect from these boys.

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:18 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote:FUCK YOU THEN PUSSYHOLE
Ok then, maybe just a hug...

__________ · Post by **__________** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:19 pm

yooamatwa wrote:i spent the next hour in the police tent Literally eating my own face off talking absolute bollocks to a group of police while plundering their huge bowl of mints..........

WE HAVE A WINNER!

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:21 pm

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:23 pm

Chester Perry wrote:Yup- 16.99 for Caspas album in my local wax emporium.

lol

oh and pk- is it bad that I want to laugh at that.

hackman · Post by **hackman** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:45 pm

yooamatwa wrote:
jduffy wrote:I bet its horrible if someones got a gun in your face man I wouldn't know what to do.
Thank god in this country (UK) you don't see that often
This....

My stories pretty lame, many moons ago i went to Homelands and decided munching my way through my pills was the best way to start the proceedings needless to say i was proper fucked and i lost my mates so i decided to call them.
No sooner had i started dialling some chavvy tnuc ran passed me and grabbed my phone surprisingly i automatically started chase but being so mullered i ran through a large group of people inadvertently kicking about three of them in the head...so they started chasing me. Meanwhile the chav handed off the phone to a mate and slid to the ground and put his arms up ..."look no phone"... .......I booted him as hard as i could in his gut..

so now behind me i had a group of people wanting to kick my head in for...kicking their heads..and in front of me a group of chavs who wanted to kick my head in for kicking their mate in the gut............
Just then a policeman ran over (The first and only time i've been glad to see a copper!)

Needles to say i spent the next hour in the police tent Literally eating my own face off talking absolute bollocks to a group of police while plundering their huge bowl of mints..........

sounds like a nightmare

been robbed once, in dodgy area of leeds, having a mix with some mates in my room, so loud couldnt hear anything outside of my room
left the sitting room window open, someone climbed in took my laptop and mates wii
another night, a couple of doors down some people we knew were having a little party, and had invited all the neighbours,
some really dodgy looking kids were hanging around outside the door, having been basically been looking for something to knick inside
my mate who lived in the flat above us got really high on coke that night, and started chatting to them, eventually going up to his flat to have a mix with them
after theyd finished he went back to party and they went off, but hed forgot to lock the door, so went back up and took his 2 pioneer cdjs (the good ones) pioneer mixer, laptop, phone
tried to make it look like forced entry by smashing a mug on the front door, but didnt do anything except get blood everywhere lol

dubsteptim · Post by **dubsteptim** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:52 pm

i was coming outta an after party in DC prolly round 530/6 in the morning and cuttin thru some alleys etc to meet up with some of my friends a few blocks over.... well i cut thru a-ok and right around the corner from the mcdonalds this dude pops out, points a gun in my face and asks if i got any $$$.... i told him man fuck, why u gotta rob me and he wasnt fuckin around... so i copped up the $72 i had on me. i wanted to fight but i mean, fuck, i had gun in my face wtf was i gonna do. so i gave it to him, he ran off, hopped inna car w/ no license tags/plates on it and dipped. i went into the mcdonalds and asked to use the phone cuz i had just been robbed but nothing ever came of it from the police or nothing. fucking SUCKED.

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:08 pm

Never got robbed, they broke into my house once though. When I was like 9 or 10 years I got my first computer.
And it was this day (6 december), a holiday where kids in Belgium and The Netherlands get toys, and some stupid gypsies (according to the police), broke into our house and stole MY money and MY computer along with my dads flip-flops.

Who the fuck steals flip flops.

distraction · Post by **distraction** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:46 pm

got robbed on streatham common at gun point, held 'hostage' for about three hours whilst the yardy fucks tried to get us (there were two of us) to call our dealers so they could rob them. one of the worst experiences of my life. worst thing was i couldn't understand what they were saying cos of thick jamaican accent and the more is said pardon the more pissed off they got!

LAME!

trap · Post by **trap** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:53 pm

distraction wrote:got robbed on streatham common at gun point, held 'hostage' for about three hours whilst the yardy fucks tried to get us (there were two of us) to call our dealers so they could rob them. one of the worst experiences of my life. worst thing was i couldn't understand what they were saying cos of thick jamaican accent and the more is said pardon the more pissed off they got!

LAME!

That's real, real shit.

mawltea · Post by **mawltea** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:19 pm

distraction wrote:got robbed on streatham common at gun point, held 'hostage' for about three hours whilst the yardy fucks tried to get us (there were two of us) to call our dealers so they could rob them. one of the worst experiences of my life. worst thing was i couldn't understand what they were saying cos of thick jamaican accent and the more is said pardon the more pissed off they got!

LAME!

Fuck, man, sounds horrible. How did that end?

distraction · Post by **distraction** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:41 pm

after they went to my bank (which had no money in anyways luckily) with my card, they took my phone + chain, took down my address from my driving licence and said if they get done by police that night they would know it was me who grassed them up and they said they would come and shoot my family.

the stupidest thing was that the reason i went to streatham was to meet my mate to pick up a half ounce cos there was a draught in sutton, i managed to hide that fact that i had a half buldging out of my pocket.
tbh looking back it was a stupid thing to do cos if they did find it they would have fucked me up big time!

it fair to say after we walked back to my mates house the majority of that half was delt with pretty quickley!

this all happened the week before my 18th birthday. it was pretty dry

Ham · Post by **Ham** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:45 pm

Deeped bruv.

Thats some serious shit. No half arsed gimme yo phone type shit!

mawltea · Post by **mawltea** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:51 pm

distraction wrote:after they went to my bank (which had no money in anyways luckily) with my card, they took my phone + chain, took down my address from my driving licence and said if they get done by police that night they would know it was me who grassed them up and they said they would come and shoot my family.

the stupidest thing was that the reason i went to streatham was to meet my mate to pick up a half ounce cos there was a draught in sutton, i managed to hide that fact that i had a half buldging out of my pocket.
tbh looking back it was a stupid thing to do cos if they did find it they would have fucked me up big time!

it fair to say after we walked back to my mates house the majority of that half was delt with pretty quickley!

this all happened the week before my 18th birthday. it was pretty dry

Fucking hell, man, that's sick. Think I'd move house if I were you back then.

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:53 pm

mawltea wrote:
distraction wrote:after they went to my bank (which had no money in anyways luckily) with my card, they took my phone + chain, took down my address from my driving licence and said if they get done by police that night they would know it was me who grassed them up and they said they would come and shoot my family.

the stupidest thing was that the reason i went to streatham was to meet my mate to pick up a half ounce cos there was a draught in sutton, i managed to hide that fact that i had a half buldging out of my pocket.
tbh looking back it was a stupid thing to do cos if they did find it they would have fucked me up big time!

it fair to say after we walked back to my mates house the majority of that half was delt with pretty quickley!

this all happened the week before my 18th birthday. it was pretty dry
Fucking hell, man, that's sick. Think I'd move house if I were you back then.

that's fucked up.
I would have bought a decent alarm system instead of moving though.

And a winchester under my bed.

did · Post by **did** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:42 pm

been robbed at knifepoint for my phone once. wasn't very pleasant but the feds gave us a ift home in a tuned impreza, and he put his foot down for us aswell. phone was fucked anyway so i got a fresh one for a tenner on insurance.

a story where the good guys won; i was at alton towers when i was about 15 and this group of about 7 or 8 pakistanis from near where i live were there aswell, all pissed up. they saw me and started pestering me for weed/cigarettes. i told them to fuck off and buy their own stuff n they start pushing me against a fence n shit. now i'm not in the slightest bit hard or anything and i was on my one so i was getting a bit nervous, but then low and behold i see my mate russell, who is a bit of a headcase come round the corner. one of the lads goes up to him n goes 'safe russ' and holds out a fist but russ goes 'why are you pestering my mate?'
the lad then starts shouting at russell like 'why you disrespecting me' and all that shit so russ gives him a little warning punch around the face. at this point all the lads start squaring up to him like 'you blad why u bombing him' and pushing him n shit so russ takes off his bag, hands it to me and says 'right then, 7 on 1, let's go'
swear down the whole lot of them chipped.

all about playing the nutter. noone seems to fuck if they think you;re a headcase. but he has got a reputation for being reasonable (would never beef someone for no reason) but when someone is being a prat he'll put them straight back in their place. football fan style.

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:52 pm

DID wrote:'right then, 7 on 1, let's go'

Awesome.

did · Post by **did** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:03 pm

NilsFG wrote:
DID wrote:'right then, 7 on 1, let's go'
Awesome.

i know man, sounds like something off a film. true say though, if i was with 6 mates and one guy said he'd fight the lot of us i'd think twice lol

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