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i blacked out once driving on pills and alcohol, regaining myself just in time to drive off a cliff onto the other side of a creek. i blacked out again with my friend and his friends on July 5th. i woke up in hospital having been beaten and left on the street unconscious for inferring that my friend and i were gay together. i prefer anything but alcohol now. lol... 
Went out for a drink in oxford the other night got on the sambuka's and cant remember a thing after about 2am - woke up in london this morning on the street at victoria cross with all my money still on me, my ipod, my wallet and cards and a return bus ticket. i also didn't have a sore ass or a hangover.
last night i raged around cardiff, punching and kicking things till my knuckles were swollen, glaring at every beshirted man i saw and muttering loudly that "this place is fucking shit, full of fucking pricks, can't fucking believe it". apparently started cheeking a random bouncer on the way HOME, my mate stopped him killing me, and then the bouncers mate got me in a simultaneous head and armlock and told him to smack me, my mate saved me again, then i was shoulder barged by a massive guy i was glaring at muttering at, kicked some bin bags all over the road, blaah blaah blaah
Couple spring to mind, actually.
First is January last year, when Spurs hammered the fucking wankers 5-1. I was in my local, and the atmosphere was ecstatic throughout the match, and whenever a big sports event is (and Spurs-Arsenal is about as big as you can get), special permission is granted to nip down the pub and start drinking before 12 o' clock. I start drinking at 10 o'clock and am at the pub on my 3rd beer of the morning by 11. It's a very excitable atmosphere inside the pub, even though the game was something like 8 hours away. No problem, I thought, I've got some cash, people to drink with, I'll just take it niiiccee and easyy...
3 hours later and I'm completely fucking roasted. Speech is slurred, body swaying - Full-blown motherfucked. I always seem to forget that the bods in my local each weigh about 450lb, and have a good 30 years of drinking behind them at least, so my pride is rather mis-placed when I try to keep up with them beer-for-beer.
I somehow manage to chug it out until the game, and deservedly so, as it was fucking fantastic. After the match, the pub erupts, and the beer starts flowing.
Now, I don't know what happened over the next few hours, but I do remember waking up to muffled shouting outside my window. Whatever, I just turned over and went to kip again.
Then I wake up and see someone climbing through my top window. Someone is climbing through my top fucking window. I try to do something, but I'm pretty comatose. Am I dreaming? What the fuck? Am I being robbed? No...The intruder finally steps through, but it's too dark and I can't see anything yet...people are still talking outside...it must be midnight...the shadow creeps closer, and then shouts extremely loudly...
-before walking out the bedroom door and slamming it closed with thunderous force. Picture this scene, though; You're in bed, out-of-your-mind pissed, when a shadowy figure crawls through your top-floor bedroom window. It approaches, closer and closer, and you are practically shitting yourself, only you then realize that this shadow is actually your mum. So you shit yourself even more.
Yeah, I blacked out and locked the door for no reason. I was pretty drunk.
First is January last year, when Spurs hammered the fucking wankers 5-1. I was in my local, and the atmosphere was ecstatic throughout the match, and whenever a big sports event is (and Spurs-Arsenal is about as big as you can get), special permission is granted to nip down the pub and start drinking before 12 o' clock. I start drinking at 10 o'clock and am at the pub on my 3rd beer of the morning by 11. It's a very excitable atmosphere inside the pub, even though the game was something like 8 hours away. No problem, I thought, I've got some cash, people to drink with, I'll just take it niiiccee and easyy...
3 hours later and I'm completely fucking roasted. Speech is slurred, body swaying - Full-blown motherfucked. I always seem to forget that the bods in my local each weigh about 450lb, and have a good 30 years of drinking behind them at least, so my pride is rather mis-placed when I try to keep up with them beer-for-beer.
I somehow manage to chug it out until the game, and deservedly so, as it was fucking fantastic. After the match, the pub erupts, and the beer starts flowing.
Now, I don't know what happened over the next few hours, but I do remember waking up to muffled shouting outside my window. Whatever, I just turned over and went to kip again.
Then I wake up and see someone climbing through my top window. Someone is climbing through my top fucking window. I try to do something, but I'm pretty comatose. Am I dreaming? What the fuck? Am I being robbed? No...The intruder finally steps through, but it's too dark and I can't see anything yet...people are still talking outside...it must be midnight...the shadow creeps closer, and then shouts extremely loudly...
Dead Rats mum wrote:WHY DID YOU LOCK THE FRONT DOOR!!! YOU'VE GOTTA STOP FUCKING DRINKING, MARTIN!!!
-before walking out the bedroom door and slamming it closed with thunderous force. Picture this scene, though; You're in bed, out-of-your-mind pissed, when a shadowy figure crawls through your top-floor bedroom window. It approaches, closer and closer, and you are practically shitting yourself, only you then realize that this shadow is actually your mum. So you shit yourself even more.
Yeah, I blacked out and locked the door for no reason. I was pretty drunk.
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