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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:39 pm
by defekt
I just can't believe there's now a style of music I consider worse than Hard House, still not as bad as Speedcore though, that takes some beating

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:49 pm
by the artful dodger
Thought so, if i went to a blackout crew rave i would have to bring a knife to kill them all. Probably the worst thing to happen to British music and i am ashamed to call them British and to call that shit music.
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:15 pm
by Wolverine
i dont get why people like this shit, tunes sound the same, and the mcs are shite aswell
ill put a fucking donk on them muppets!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:21 pm
by HamCrescendo
http://www.donkdj.com/remix/new
Have fun!
Donk Side of The Moon works suprisingly well for a steaming pile of turd.
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:30 pm
by djelements
Defekt wrote:I just can't believe there's now a style of music I consider worse than Hard House, still not as bad as Speedcore though, that takes some beating

Speedcore's awesome. It's like shitting at 900+ bpm.
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:23 pm
by bandshell
Ham wrote:regardless of the obvious proof it is not, I cant help but thinking this is fake, you know just one big organised joke.
It .... just .... cant ... be .... real!
It is one big organised joke, Donk is the joke.
Coki should make donk.
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:08 pm
by _boring
this can not be real
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:34 pm
by pato banton
Says a lot about our friends in the North...they wonder why we can't take them seriously. Love the "political" bit about asylum seekers, couldn't make it up, too funny. Bet they'd love this in Holland.
That 40 year old black dude at the beginning is pure jokes...haha as big as the beatles! Apparently the record labels are scared of them, pure breeze. The record labels won't touch it cos it sucks big dogs bollox.
Big up MC Samehead, true playa.
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:14 pm
by feral witchchild
Lol'd wildly at the kid who looks like he has Down's. Ah, I'm going to hell. -_-
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:20 pm
by pato banton
Not to worry Feral, I think everyone who watched the vid will be going to hell, that kid is pure jokes. Evidence of the uk's highly successful Care in the Community project...if they can stack shelves at supermarkets then no reason why they can't spit some bars over donk.
Would love to see that kid pon mic at fwd b2b Newham Generals.
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:35 pm
by feral witchchild
I haven't laughed this hard in mad long. The shirtless dudes in the club...ahaha
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:38 pm
by oddfellow
Wolverine99 wrote:i dont get why people like this shit, tunes sound the same, and the mcs are shite aswell
ill put a fucking donk on them muppets!!!!!!!!!!
I think peeps are just into the overall experience. Getting completely smashed on stimulants and going nuts with like minded bagheads.
Donk occupies the same place as jump up dnb in my eyes. The atmosphere of the raves seems pretty similar as well. Just brass tacks music.
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:46 pm
by pato banton
Apparently steroids are bing in the donk scene. Fuck knows why, the music is gayer than gay...pure fake tan northern slags in attendance. Babysitters in Wigan must be makin a killing on friday nights, bet half those 17 year olds have at least 3 or 4 bairns each.
Steroids + E's = no penis
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:47 pm
by bandshell
Wigan pier looks fuckin' bangin

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:51 pm
by pato banton
To be fair if you went to one of these raves, and boshed at least 12 beans it'd probably be a wicked night. Good to see kids doin summat positive for a change, even tho the tunes suck balls. Worse things to do up in the northern territories.
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:58 pm
by _boring
do NOT compare this shit to jump up dnb

holy shit.
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:25 pm
by Pistonsbeneath
lol i think if you have downs in bolton it's easier to fly under the radar
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:45 pm
by snypadub
That video ruined gurning! A Gurn should never be sported by a roid headed boltonite cuntbag, EVER!
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:43 am
by andrew_t_190
Blackout crew are supporting basshunter on his tour, which strikes me as pretty crazy.
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:51 am
by hurlingdervish
so this is uk funky eh?
