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bright maroon wrote:going into the lab

djelements wrote:

bright maroon wrote:going into the lab

Which lab, surely not Dyson?

pikeymobile wrote:My recent shroom trip about 2 months ago was the most fun. There was an intense peak as we came up watching the last half hour of district 9, the sounds were overwhelming, aswell as people exploding being a bit fucking weird at the time. After the film finished I demanded some kind of normality, so put on trawlermen and lay down with my eyes closed as my 2 mates tried smoking weed to calm down the intensity. After much deliberation we decide going outside would be a good idea, so we all donned dressing gowns and wellies and stepped outside to be met by intense cold, so we just went in to my living room about 8 seconds later and threw the fire on max heat. We turned on sky to be instantly met with a cop program and the camera man falling in to a garage door in a hectic chase which set us on giggle fits for what seemed like hours (we tuned in on a +1 channel to re-live that moment an hour later). Finding TV that could keep our attention was impossible. The intense blueness of the sky TV guide became our purgatory, tv listings were impossible the comprehend and we settled on a music channel claming to be only showing 'faithless' to be met by adverts after 1 song, an advert break which lasted the best part of a fucking life time. However we saw an advert for special k bars with a giant fucking muffin following a woman which was a combination (at the time) of the weirdest yet funniest thing to ever have been made. After the adverts we were greeted by lady gaga so retreated to the hell of the sky TV guide once more. After spending around 10 minutes giggling at every single note played on the TV guide background songs we found bad boys 2, and spent 3 hours watching that, each advert break lasting a new lifetime. Much played out during this film, my one friend spent around 2 hours rolling 2 joints during the duration of the film, whilst the other got stuck in a deeply introspective world. Eventually we all succumbed to this introspective weirdness, not understanding time nor what was happening, not realising or being able to comprehend that there was more to the world than just this one small room. The heat from the fire became pretty overwhelming so we opened several windows to balance it out (any attempts at logically solving problems were met with confusion and annoyance, so we just did stupid shit). We managed to break out of the introspective phase by finding a packet of jaffa cakes in the fridge, they became our anchors back in to the real world. We started working out that eating things is what people do, and started finding things to eat, thus was born a shitty injoke between us of calling jaffa cakes 'people cakes', and since then they've helped us all get out of shroom trip looping thought grooves.

Eventually normality was restored in what seemed like an instant, we microwaved a lavender teddy for the smell and warmth and retreated to my room (around 4am) where we listened to burial for about an hour, then disappeared to separate rooms to sleep.

tl;dr, bad boys 2 took on a whole new meaning, best and most euphoric trip of my life