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Re: Internet dating sites
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:13 am
by tr0tsky
Dutchstep wrote:i'd rather met a guy while i'm going out
You need to give me a call, sweetheart.
'll be really nice to you and respect you and talk to you about nice shit like puppies and shit and buy you a nice meal with fine red wine and BAM before you know it you've woken up in your own bed because I've respected you and not even put shit in your drink or tried a cheeky little grope on the door-step or nothing.
Safe.
Re: Internet dating sites
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:16 am
by DZA
tr0tsky wrote:Dutchstep wrote:i'd rather met a guy while i'm going out
You need to give me a call, sweetheart.
'll be really nice to you and respect you and talk to you about nice shit like puppies and shit and buy you a nice meal with fine red wine and BAM before you know it you've woken up in your own bed because I've respected you and not even put shit in your drink or tried a cheeky little grope on the door-step or nothing.
Safe.
Trying to pull another female on dsf i see TUTTUT
Re: Internet dating sites
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:17 am
by faust.dtc
tr0tsky wrote:Not without some lips to put around it sweetcheeks

(Tr0tsky knows what im talking about...dont you you naughty boy...)
Re: Internet dating sites
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:26 am
by vivace
tr0tsky wrote:Dutchstep wrote:i'd rather met a guy while i'm going out
You need to give me a call, sweetheart.
'll be really nice to you and respect you and talk to you about
nice shit like puppies and shit and buy you a nice meal with fine red wine and BAM before you know it you've woken up in your own bed because I've respected you and
not even put shit in your drink or tried a cheeky little grope on the door-step or nothing.
Safe.
A real Casanova, ladies and gentlemen

Re: Internet dating sites
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:36 am
by tr0tsky
Re: Internet dating sites
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:45 pm
by Dutchstep
tr0tsky wrote:Dutchstep wrote:i'd rather met a guy while i'm going out
You need to give me a call, sweetheart.
'll be really nice to you and respect you and talk to you about nice shit like puppies and shit and buy you a nice meal with fine red wine and BAM before you know it you've woken up in your own bed because I've respected you and not even put shit in your drink or tried a cheeky little grope on the door-step or nothing.
Safe.
that sounds sweet but who likes to talk about puppies, they're cute tho but still

& Corona instead of red wine sounds better to me
Re: Internet dating sites
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:03 am
by tr0tsky
Okay, I promise not to talk about puppies.
Safe for the hand-shandy though.

Re: Internet dating sites
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:35 am
by rubixdub
tr0tsky wrote:Dutchstep wrote:i'd rather met a guy while i'm going out
You need to give me a call, sweetheart.
'll be really nice to you and respect you and talk to you about nice shit like puppies and shit and buy you a nice meal with fine red wine and BAM before you know it you've woken up in your own bed because I've respected you and not even put shit in your drink or tried a cheeky little grope on the door-step or nothing.
Safe.
Hahah legendary
Re: Internet dating sites
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:59 am
by Dutchstep
tr0tsky wrote:Okay, I promise not to talk about puppies.
Safe for the hand-shandy though.

haha good
Re: Internet dating sites
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:06 am
by tr0tsky
Maakt het je warm als ik spreken in het Nederlands?

Re: Internet dating sites
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:32 am
by Dutchstep
tr0tsky wrote:Maakt het je warm als ik spreken in het Nederlands?

Maakt het je warm als ik spreek in het Nederlands?
haha almost
maar was wel goed

Re: Internet dating sites
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:07 am
by tr0tsky
Laten we gaan en laat deze idioten.
Laten we gaan ergens lekker, lieverd.

Re: Internet dating sites
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:33 am
by vivace
Hoewel meerdere talen je niet misstaan, ben je momenteel een schimmel in de linguïstische pan die deze taalextremist had weggezet. Polderkolder van de bovenste plank. That being said, stay the fuck away from Dutch guys. We're so low, we reside bellow the ocean's surface.
Re: Internet dating sites
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:39 am
by tr0tsky
als ik een schimmel u een kiem
Re: Internet dating sites
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:34 pm
by Dutchstep
vivace wrote:Hoewel meerdere talen je niet misstaan, ben je momenteel een schimmel in de linguïstische pan die deze taalextremist had weggezet. Polderkolder van de bovenste plank. That being said, stay the fuck away from Dutch guys. We're so low, we reside bellow the ocean's surface.
I'm not a Dutch guy
nee serieus, ik ben een meisje
Re: Internet dating sites
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:41 pm
by tr0tsky
en een geweldig meisje ook!
Re: Internet dating sites
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:48 pm
by 86.
een feberig aseije himmhel buden
Re: Internet dating sites
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:56 pm
by Pada
firky wrote:
Met a few lasses via the net for nothing but sex, it's like having a roast dinner from a pub, it's good but it isn't as good as your mum does it.

New sig!
Re: Internet dating sites
Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:57 am
by boomstix
vivace wrote:Hoewel meerdere talen je niet misstaan, ben je momenteel een schimmel in de linguïstische pan die deze taalextremist had weggezet. Polderkolder van de bovenste plank. That being said, stay the fuck away from Dutch guys. We're so low, we reside bellow the ocean's surface.
since i don't speak dutch i wanted to know what you were saying...
google translate gave me this:
Although several languages you are not worthy, you are now a fungus in the pan linguistic language extremist who had put away. Polder Kolder the top shelf.
from now on i will be calling people "fungus in the pan"

Re: Internet dating sites
Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:32 am
by cr1tt3r
Dutchstep wrote:that sounds sweet but who likes to talk about puppies, they're cute tho but still

um, me
