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Re: Proof of American superiority over the UK
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:29 pm
by seckle
Real talk though, we have to keep tabs on this stuff here at work. The major problem for the future of UK business, is that your exports are dwindling. The UK doesn't really make anything, most is outsourced, and you import more food now than in all your history. The UK sold off most of the brands that it pioneered. Here's a small list of brands the UK lost to foreign owners:
Oxo
Manchester United FC
Manchester City FC
Chelsea FC
Arsenal FC
Jaguar
HP Sauce
Kitkat
Aero
Rolo
Smarties
The MiniĀ
Thyphoo
Hamleys Toys
Bass Ale
Weetabix
Walkers Crisps
Rolls Royce
Rover
Bentley
Aston Martin
Harry Ramsden
The Savoy Hotel Group
The Times Uk
Harrods
Madam Tussauds groupĀ
P&O Shippimg
O2 mobile
-UK Brands up for sale right now-
Cadburys
Lloyds Bank Plc
ITV
Schwepps
Re: Proof of American superiority over the UK
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:31 pm
by collige
seckle wrote:
Manchester United FC
Manchester City FC
Chelsea FC
Arsenal FC
Damn, this thread got serious quick.
Re: Proof of American superiority over the UK
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:36 pm
by elibomyekip
I'm never gonna buy Oxo cubes again out of principle.
Re: Proof of American superiority over the UK
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:38 pm
by missedthebus
seckle wrote:Manchester United FC
Manchester City FC
Chelsea FC
Arsenal FC
Harry Ramsden
The Savoy Hotel Group
Harrods
Madam Tussauds group
These are all completely pointless.
seckle wrote:ITV
- has been part owned by murdoch practically since its inception so doesnt count
seckle wrote:P&O Shipping
O2 mobile
Schwepps
Cadburys
Lloyds Bank Plc
Weetabix
Walkers Crisps
Rolls Royce
Rover
Bentley
Aston Martin
Jaguar
HP Sauce
Kitkat
Aero
Rolo
Smarties
The Mini
Oxo
Sad days for these pieces of heritage.
And blame the fucking Germans for fucking our motor industry, bloody Germans and their cheap Third Reich Mercedes and VW.
oh, and oxo is MING
btw WE ARE STILL BETTER THEN AMERICANTS
Re: Proof of American superiority over the UK
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:39 pm
by BaronVon
You have achieved little greatness. This is what brutal oppression and balls got us.

Re: Proof of American superiority over the UK
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:43 pm
by BaronVon
Pistonsbeneath wrote:collige wrote:Pistonsbeneath wrote:you guy dont get real chocolate over there do you?
just that hershey shit
also you guys killd dubstep and d&b k

Hershey's is delicious (the actual bars, not the kisses).
We also have

but I'm sure that's all over the place.
that chocolate actually look rubbish
all about
http://www.hotelchocolat.co.uk
I shall be receiving my delivery of Hotel Chocolat in two weeks. Proper fucking Chocolat with a decent Cocoa content. Hersheys is shite.
Re: Proof of American superiority over the UK
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:45 pm
by elibomyekip
Fuck all your posh chocolate, I buy 3 Kinder Buenos from home bargains for 89p and that's enough to make me happy.
Re: Proof of American superiority over the UK
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:49 pm
by seckle
So billion pound legendary football club brands are pointless now? Ok.
Re: Proof of American superiority over the UK
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:50 pm
by BaronVon
elibomyekip wrote:Fuck all your posh chocolate, I buy 3 Kinder Buenos from home bargains for 89p and that's enough to make me happy.
Some of us like the finer things in life, don't you know?
Peasant
Re: Proof of American superiority over the UK
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:50 pm
by elibomyekip
seckle wrote:So billion pound legendary football club brands are pointless now? Ok.
Only women and gays watch football though, so it doesn't matter.
Re: Proof of American superiority over the UK
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:52 pm
by missedthebus
elibomyekip wrote:seckle wrote:So billion pound legendary football club brands are pointless now? Ok.
Only women and gays watch or care about football though, so it doesn't matter.

Re: Proof of American superiority over the UK
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:03 pm
by seckle
The error the uk made is allowing corporate ownership of your sports. Here in america, the football league forbids corporate ownership. You can only be a shareholder, or brand licensee. We don't give up sports brands like you do in the uk.
Re: Proof of American superiority over the UK
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:08 pm
by collige
seckle wrote:The error the uk made is allowing corporate ownership of your sports. Here in america, the football league forbids corporate ownership. You can only be a shareholder, or brand licensee. We don't give up sports brands like you do in the uk.
Technically, isn't the entire NFL a corporation?
Re: Proof of American superiority over the UK
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:11 pm
by mocsun23
Bawls

greastest drink in history!
Re: Proof of American superiority over the UK
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:16 pm
by particle-jim
missedthebus wrote:seckle wrote:Madame Tussauds group
completely pointless.
do you not like alton towers, thorpe park, chessington, legoland, the london eye, london dungeon, sealife centres, the waxwork museums and planetarium then?
Re: Proof of American superiority over the UK
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:17 pm
by rbnc
I love lucky charms.
Re: Proof of American superiority over the UK
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:26 pm
by seckle
collige wrote:seckle wrote:The error the uk made is allowing corporate ownership of your sports. Here in america, the football league forbids corporate ownership. You can only be a shareholder, or brand licensee. We don't give up sports brands like you do in the uk.
Technically, isn't the entire NFL a corporation?
Is fifa a corporation? In structure, yes. Is the olympics a corporation? In structure, yes. Whats your point? Nfl teams cannot be owned by sole corporations. This is to protect the brand.
Re: Proof of American superiority over the UK
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:28 pm
by spire
collige wrote:magma wrote:UK:
US:
Americans do pop chicks so much better.
Tbh I would take the one at the top.
ditto.
Re: Proof of American superiority over the UK
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:04 pm
by 2manynoobs
"Proof of American superiority over the UK"
America houses this:
think again
edit this is another reason why they invented wide screen
Re: Proof of American superiority over the UK
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:22 pm
by mocsun23
collige wrote:magma wrote:UK:
US:
Americans do pop chicks so much better.
Tbh I would take the one at the top.
i agree