Shit but incredibly awesome inventions

[firky]

Can I get a hell yeah son?

if that made tea it would be like something god left to prove his existence.

[Pi-Krust]

Can I get a hell yeah son?

if that made tea it would be like something god left to prove his existence.

bolt that onto a teasmade somehow and yer good to go

[magma]

Yes OMG yes

My LORD.

Can you actually buy that? Like can I buy that tomorrow?

[magma]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Tefal-Toast-TT5 ... B0013KEDKY

£35

It seems extravagant.

[wubstep]

It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.

[firky]

Can I get a hell yeah son?

if that made tea it would be like something god left to prove his existence.

bolt that onto a teasmade somehow and yer good to go

goblin teasmade

god imagine poached eggs for breakfast with none of the fannying on... be still my beating heart

[firky]

By now I fully expected to have a robot valet, and to travel everywhere by jetpack. The disappointment has been crushing. But this clever thing almost makes up for all that. Its a genius idea to have a toaster that also poaches eggs. Seems obvious really as you want one with the other.

Minor quibbles from me are that the non-stick egg container isn't very non-stick.

There are claims it also fries eggs but I am not so sure about that. You might put some oil in there with it but its still a poached egg. The packaging of my one also suggested baked beans were an option but I can find no intructions for this.

But for poached eggs on toast - I am delighted.

If you stick to the same sized eggs you will quickly find just the right amount of water to add to get them just right for you. Personally, the measuring beaker's idea of soft was a little too hard for me. A couple of days trial and error though and I have made my own mark on the measuring cup.

If they could mate this with a teasmaid my mornings would be perfect.

[sirsnaf]

about 3 months ago, i very nearly bought one of those toasters...... then got a hand-me-down off my mum so didnt need a new toaster... want one badly though..... IT POACHES YOUR EGG AND TOASTS YOUR TOAST. next level shiz. and only £49*

*edit, just noticed its now a mere £35. payday in three weeks...

anyone for a £199.99 toothbrush....

http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/p ... rushes.htm

[bass hertz]

[WhosZena]

about 3 months ago, i very nearly bought one of those toasters...... then got a hand-me-down off my mum so didnt need a new toaster... want one badly though..... IT POACHES YOUR EGG AND TOASTS YOUR TOAST. next level shiz. and only £49*

*edit, just noticed its now a mere £35. payday in three weeks...

anyone for a £199.99 toothbrush....

http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/p ... rushes.htm

£200!!
Thats crazy, what could be soo good about a toothbrush that would make you spend 200 quid on it?

[firky]

It makes toast, poaches an egg AND makes tea.

[grimesceneinvestigation]

[domhunt]

[Neurotik]

fuck me sideways with a tin of tango this is awesome

Want!

[mercules]

[Shae]

No relevance in this thread... I would love one of those

[BaronVon]

[quote="Pi-Krust"]

It only poaches one Egg. What kind of human being eats one Egg for breakfast? Two slices of Toast with one Egg makes no sense.
Rubbish

[Project_B]

Jeggings. Useless, but incredibly awesome.

[Pi-Krust]

It only poaches one Egg. What kind of human being eats one Egg for breakfast? Two slices of Toast with one Egg makes no sense.
Rubbish

Yes quite ! ,and where might I ask does one put ones dry cure bacon rashers and black pudding slices/sausages/baked beans?.A very poorly thought out culinary invention indeed,I'll warrant you this was designed by some rye bread munching Scandic type and not a red blooded product of the British empire.

[BaronVon]

It only poaches one Egg. What kind of human being eats one Egg for breakfast? Two slices of Toast with one Egg makes no sense.
Rubbish

Yes quite ! ,and where might I ask does one put ones dry cure bacon rashers and black pudding slices/sausages/baked beans?.A very poorly thought out culinary invention indeed,I'll warrant you this was designed by some rye bread munching Scandic type and not a red blooded product of the British empire.

Bloody Europeans and their insubstantial breakfasts. An abomination i tell thee. A bet the girth of an honest English loaf is too much for those prissy little slots.