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This actually made me lol hardamick wrote:If your rubber falls off mid-romp leave it in there and push it as far up her as possible with your manhood, either hole...she loves trying to fish anything out of her holes after sex...
BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:Illustrate logically how diarrhea shouldn't prevent anal sex
you fuckin legend, im gonna try this next time....DRTY wrote:Alternatively do the houdini......tr0tsky wrote:When you cum do it in her hair.
They secretly all LOVE it.
When going from behind as you're about to blow, makes noises as if you are blowing and spit on her back, then she'll turn round and give you that look of satisfaction, then BAM. Let off the real deal in her face.
Amusing, but you could end up dead.
Shae wrote:you fuckin legend, im gonna try this next time....DRTY wrote:Alternatively do the houdini......tr0tsky wrote:When you cum do it in her hair.
They secretly all LOVE it.
When going from behind as you're about to blow, makes noises as if you are blowing and spit on her back, then she'll turn round and give you that look of satisfaction, then BAM. Let off the real deal in her face.
Amusing, but you could end up dead.
LMAO. That's next level shit.Project_B wrote:Shae wrote:you fuckin legend, im gonna try this next time....DRTY wrote:Alternatively do the houdini......tr0tsky wrote:When you cum do it in her hair.
They secretly all LOVE it.
When going from behind as you're about to blow, makes noises as if you are blowing and spit on her back, then she'll turn round and give you that look of satisfaction, then BAM. Let off the real deal in her face.
Amusing, but you could end up dead.
We call this "the pirate" because you spaff in her eye when she turns around, and then she goes "arrrrr!" because of the jizz in her eye.
The Houdini is where you find a chick to fuck at a house party, take her upstairs and fuck her out of a window. Midway through banging you "slip out" and have a mate ready to stick his rod in instead. Once swapped over you run downstairs and wave at her from below the window. Girls love this one man.
One day "cyder-anthropologists" are going to study internet forums to study our time, as we study books from yesteryear, they're going to read this post and highlight it.upstateface wrote:The Land Shark: Find a girl passed out drunk. You'll need a cardboard cut out of a shark fin. Strip the girl naked. Insert the cardboard cutout in between her butt cheeks. Get 4 guys to pick her up over their shoulders and run through the party yelling "LANDSHARK!" After this, all five of you should brutally rape her.
DRTY wrote:LMAO. That's next level shit.Project_B wrote:Shae wrote:you fuckin legend, im gonna try this next time....DRTY wrote:Alternatively do the houdini......tr0tsky wrote:When you cum do it in her hair.
They secretly all LOVE it.
When going from behind as you're about to blow, makes noises as if you are blowing and spit on her back, then she'll turn round and give you that look of satisfaction, then BAM. Let off the real deal in her face.
Amusing, but you could end up dead.
We call this "the pirate" because you spaff in her eye when she turns around, and then she goes "arrrrr!" because of the jizz in her eye.
The Houdini is where you find a chick to fuck at a house party, take her upstairs and fuck her out of a window. Midway through banging you "slip out" and have a mate ready to stick his rod in instead. Once swapped over you run downstairs and wave at her from below the window. Girls love this one man.
You heard of the superman?
Ideally you need a red bed sheet, one thats not fitted or tucked in at the sides. Begin by performing the houdini except, dont spit on her and dont cum. So basically just pork her.
Pretend to cum, then once she's dozed off (make her cum and she won't take long), make sure she's lying on her front then smother her back in man yogurt. Flip her back over, press down a little....... leave.
8 Hours later. She has an actual fucking cape. Stuck on REAL good.
ahaha fuckBLAHBLAHJAH wrote:Illustrate logically how diarrhea shouldn't prevent anal sex
jazzamataz wrote:DRTY wrote:LMAO. That's next level shit.Project_B wrote:
We call this "the pirate" because you spaff in her eye when she turns around, and then she goes "arrrrr!" because of the jizz in her eye.
The Houdini is where you find a chick to fuck at a house party, take her upstairs and fuck her out of a window. Midway through banging you "slip out" and have a mate ready to stick his rod in instead. Once swapped over you run downstairs and wave at her from below the window. Girls love this one man.
You heard of the superman?
Ideally you need a red bed sheet, one thats not fitted or tucked in at the sides. Begin by performing the houdini except, dont spit on her and dont cum. So basically just pork her.
Pretend to cum, then once she's dozed off (make her cum and she won't take long), make sure she's lying on her front then smother her back in man yogurt. Flip her back over, press down a little....... leave.
8 Hours later. She has an actual fucking cape. Stuck on REAL good.
actually, to do the pirate you have to kick her in the shin too... so she's hopping around on one leg.
The spiderman... fuck, cum in your hand, launch it in her face.
no you do it in her eyes, then use her hair to clean your helmet, they go wild for that sorta manliness!!tr0tsky wrote:When you cum do it in her hair.
They secretly all LOVE it.
huahauuhahuahuahuahuahuajonam82 wrote:i believe this is called a foamy chewbacca.
step 1: shave pubes and store in bedside container or cupboard.
Step 2: get sex/ blow job
step 3: blow load on face
step 4: throw pre shavced pubes onto their face
hence looking like our favourite wookie
jazzamataz wrote:
actually, to do the pirate you have to kick her in the shin too... so she's hopping around on one leg.