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tonian · Post by **tonian** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:24 pm

The sisters of St. Cathode ask that you cover yourself with filaments and take pains to make yourself fully incandescent this evening.

kion · Post by **kion** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:25 pm

ENGINEER YOUR AUNT! Do it! You will be grateful for having done so. Yolutsky promises to cease diddling with your ears.

tonian · Post by **tonian** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:26 pm

Seven donkeys and a concubine cannot compare with the tarnished sheen left in your path of combustion.

kion · Post by **kion** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:36 pm

Wet a butterknife! It's edge of the cliff Richard remains of a dead panfried butterbean.

*decibella~~ · Post by *decibella~~ » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:40 pm

Your raw sensuality flusters me as the dog sneezes into the ventilation fan.

LOL

urgh

*decibella~~ · Post by *decibella~~ » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:44 pm

Your sweet voice is like the snap of a bra strap upon a sun burnt back.

As the bile slowly rises in my incandescent eluxulator, your mere presence has a calming effect upon my rabies.

LOL
fukin mad i tell thee, MAD!

tonian · Post by **tonian** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:44 pm

Suffer, for you are toasting the Marzipan!.. (..and may I upon pretense ring latent tintinabulations for your Andalusian raisins!)

alec.tron · Post by **alec.tron** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:49 pm

"You wear your ears well, true to the testament of loose fitting flesh."
well, thanks!

Thanks as well for posting the link, great find that.....

Now the battle can commence:

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tonian · Post by **tonian** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:01 pm

alec.tron wrote:"You wear your ears well, true to the testament of loose fitting flesh."
well, thanks!

Thanks as well for posting the link, great find that.....

Now the battle can commence:

The Surrealist Compliment Generator
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-----Internet Anagram Server---------
http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/

c.

Ok....I put in: " Why must you flash at me?"

And heres some of the answers:
1: A SHEAF HOW SLUTTY UM MY

2: A FEAST HUM WHY LOTS YUM

3: A WHALE SOFT THUS YUMMY

Lol

unlikely · Post by **unlikely** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:42 am

If you were a camel your humps would be esoterically bald from overuse.

selector.dub.u · Post by **selector.dub.u** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:58 am

Your eyelids refract the turgid limnations of an eel trapped in flickering cinematographic paralysis.

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:33 am

These are just making me feel sick..

Whistla · Post by **Whistla** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 1:08 pm

Tonian wrote:
Suffer, for you are toasting the Marzipan!..

haha thats a guddy!

tonian · Post by **tonian** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:09 pm

DJ Whistla wrote:
Tonian wrote:
Suffer, for you are toasting the Marzipan!..
haha thats a guddy!

lol, init...

heres another

Many sausages have known things before you had time to react.

ha, ha..

alec.tron · Post by **alec.tron** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:32 pm

Teh compliment for today...

You look like someone who has lunched poorly and who has no expectations for dinner.

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little boh peep · Post by **little boh peep** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:30 pm

I would gladly eat chamberpots of your sickled beans and thalassemic rice.

Melt.

audiopie · Post by **audiopie** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:15 am

You wear your breasts like a man with an uncontrollable bulge in his apartment.

You are the sound of one lip kissing.

Too good!

catharsis · Post by **catharsis** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:59 pm

You have the intrepid appeal of a carnivorous apple on its way to a pile of cadaveric stones.

right, eurm, well...

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:07 pm

Were giraffe's antennae to sprout from your barnacled elbows, one could but weep for the pretense of a fallen chamber pot.

0.o

aerosol cambell · Post by **aerosol cambell** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:27 am

Legions of Communists worship your robust cannabalism of Capitalists clad in junk mail suits.

Sounds like Ginsberg.

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