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Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:38 am
by Shae
collige wrote:Dead Rats wrote:I've just stolen my girlfriend's organic cola. And do you what's going to happen when she comes home? I'm going to tell her. I am going to tell her I stole her organic cola...right before I FART in her FACE.
Time to do some laundry.
What in the fuck is organic cola. Sounds like a huge oxymoron to me.
Do you understand what an oxymoron is?
Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:25 am
by Dead Rats
Still haven't unpacked from Bloc, the skidmarked boxers are eventually going to stink out the room.
Must do.
Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 1:39 pm
by x-kaylie
i like tidying

Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:01 pm
by Dead Rats
x-kaylie wrote:i like tidying

All the other fucking women on this forum like cleaning, how is it that I got the one that didn't.
Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:22 pm
by 8bitboi
try smoking herb and cleaning.
thats why i DONT get cleaning done !! too lazy after a zoot
Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:14 pm
by NilsFG
8bitboi wrote:try smoking herb and cleaning.
thats why i DONT get cleaning done !! too lazy after a zoot
The only housework that you do after some spliffs is cooking, because of the munchies & all that.
Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:37 am
by Dead Rats
NilsFG wrote:8bitboi wrote:try smoking herb and cleaning.
thats why i DONT get cleaning done !! too lazy after a zoot
The only housework that you do after some spliffs is cooking, because of the munchies & all that.
Nah, that's what 24-hour sweet shops are made for.
Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:08 pm
by drokkr
I like cleaning. Something satisfying about it. Hoovering the stairs can be a tnuc tho'

Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:40 pm
by kay
I have a whole house to sort out today

Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:40 pm
by NilsFG
Dead Rats wrote:NilsFG wrote:8bitboi wrote:try smoking herb and cleaning.
thats why i DONT get cleaning done !! too lazy after a zoot
The only housework that you do after some spliffs is cooking, because of the munchies & all that.
Nah, that's what 24-hour sweet shops are made for.
Cooking a meal after a spliff is way more satisfying when you eat it than going to the shop.
Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:41 pm
by Dead Rats
NilsFG wrote:Dead Rats wrote:NilsFG wrote:8bitboi wrote:try smoking herb and cleaning.
thats why i DONT get cleaning done !! too lazy after a zoot
The only housework that you do after some spliffs is cooking, because of the munchies & all that.
Nah, that's what 24-hour sweet shops are made for.
Cooking a meal after a spliff is way more satisfying when you eat it than going to the shop.
You're argument is invalid because pringles and Fanta Fruit Twist exist. Ultimate stoner combo.
Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:49 pm
by NilsFG
Dead Rats wrote:NilsFG wrote:Dead Rats wrote:NilsFG wrote:
The only housework that you do after some spliffs is cooking, because of the munchies & all that.
Nah, that's what 24-hour sweet shops are made for.
Cooking a meal after a spliff is way more satisfying when you eat it than going to the shop.
You're argument is invalid because pringles and Fanta Fruit Twist exist. Ultimate stoner combo.
Looks like you never had a stoner BBQ.
Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:09 pm
by helix
NilsFG wrote:
Looks like you never had a stoner BBQ.
Location: Belgium
Looks like you've probably never had real BBQ.
Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:25 pm
by NilsFG
Helix [Delay] wrote:NilsFG wrote:
Looks like you never had a stoner BBQ.
Location: Belgium
Looks like you've probably never had real BBQ.
What kind of shit argument is that?
Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:28 pm
by Dead Rats
NilsFG wrote:Helix [Delay] wrote:NilsFG wrote:
Looks like you never had a stoner BBQ.
Location: Belgium
Looks like you've probably never had real BBQ.
What kind of shit argument is that?
I was thinking the same thing. Your probably have even better BBQ's than us since you're all gypsies and eat anything you can catch.
mmm boar.
Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:52 pm
by NilsFG
Dead Rats wrote:NilsFG wrote:Helix [Delay] wrote:NilsFG wrote:
Looks like you never had a stoner BBQ.
Location: Belgium
Looks like you've probably never had real BBQ.
What kind of shit argument is that?
I was thinking the same thing. Your probably have even better BBQ's than us since you're all gypsies and eat anything you can catch.
mmm boar.
Our favourite dish is a fresh roasted Englishman.
Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:17 pm
by DZA
Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:28 pm
by helix
NilsFG wrote:Helix [Delay] wrote:NilsFG wrote:
Looks like you never had a stoner BBQ.
Location: Belgium
Looks like you've probably never had real BBQ.
What kind of shit argument is that?
The US is where real BBQ is from. Everywhere else is a cheap imitation.
Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:51 pm
by helix
honey-d wrote:Helix [Delay] wrote:honey-d wrote:Is cunting really a word?
Yes.
You people...
What do you mean "you people"?
Re: Fucking cunting housework/chores thread.
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:28 pm
by BaronVon
Fuck cleaning. I've got me a maid.