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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:13 pm
by joenicedj
i think splitting your lip is harsh...
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:25 pm
by the wiggle baron
joenice wrote:i think splitting your lip is harsh...
TELL ME ABOUT IT!!
Ive had a split lip that comes and goes in the exact same place for like 3 years now. Well annoying...
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:01 pm
by shonky
There was a geezer at school who shagged a slightly tight femme and split his foreskin. Ouch
Although a tragic incident, it was assured that he would be remembered as Splitdick for the foreseeable future
I imagine he joined the police
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:35 pm
by signus
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:37 am
by jack sparrow1
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:52 am
by corpsey
A bill for a meal at a fancy french restaraunt with a malnourished eastern european peasant.
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:28 am
by j dub u
The skin inbetween your fingers or the fat bit from your ear ( i gota stop moshing out lol )
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:50 am
by selector.dub.u
I think splitting a taint would be prob be the worst.
Splitting logs is fun though.
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:52 am
by j dub u
Ouch
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:20 pm
by signus
your sides with laughter when an old lady gets nailed by a lorry coz she was just that little bit too slow off the mark today
