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Some one sleeps with your significant what would you do?

Damn knock that fucker out!
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That low life isn't worth my time ...maybe a dirty look
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Grind his/her parents up and serve them to him in a piping hot bowl of delicious chilli revenge
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Ignore the shit bag
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Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other

Post by ThomasEll » Wed May 19, 2010 2:56 pm

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Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other

Post by Lichee » Wed May 19, 2010 3:03 pm

if i was bigger and didn't have so much to lose by being arrested i would straight up knock the fella out in front of the girl and then proper go to town on him with my feet. Pissing on someone would be grimey too. But, I trust my girlfriend and if she broke it i would just dump her and leave it at that. She's not worth anymore of my time if she cheats.

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Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other

Post by magma » Wed May 19, 2010 3:06 pm

Depends on a lot, but if he didn't know you or know she had a bloke there isn't a lot worth doing.

Apart from smashing her in the face with a tyre iron anyway. It's her betrayal, not his. Unless he's a mate, in which case I believe you're entitled to remove his gonads with a rusty spoon and feed them to his Mum.

Mainly, your first task is to try and find a new girl who's not a fucking slag.
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Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other

Post by kaiori breathe » Wed May 19, 2010 3:48 pm

If your significant other sleeps with somebody else you have nobody to blame but yourself imo. It just means there's something you're not providing whether it be excitement or making her feel valued and wanted physically or something else (there are exceptions some people are just mindless sluts who'll sleep around without real reason) but for the most part if somebody cheats on you it's noboy's fault but your own.

Having said that my response to meeting the person would always probably end up coming down to murder.

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Post by BLAHBLAHJAH » Wed May 19, 2010 3:51 pm

kaiori breathe wrote:If your significant other sleeps with somebody else you have nobody to blame but yourself imo. It just means there's something you're not providing whether it be excitement or making her feel valued and wanted physically or something else (there are exceptions some people are just mindless sluts who'll sleep around without real reason) but for the most part if somebody cheats on you it's noboy's fault but your own.

Having said that my response to meeting the person would always probably end up coming down to murder.
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Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other

Post by Lichee » Wed May 19, 2010 3:57 pm

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:
kaiori breathe wrote:If your significant other sleeps with somebody else you have nobody to blame but yourself imo. It just means there's something you're not providing whether it be excitement or making her feel valued and wanted physically or something else (there are exceptions some people are just mindless sluts who'll sleep around without real reason) but for the most part if somebody cheats on you it's noboy's fault but your own.

Having said that my response to meeting the person would always probably end up coming down to murder.
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@kaiori breathe you sound like the type of dude who's gf is boning your best mate while your in the kitchen. There are people who will cheat, even though the person they're cheating on is 100000 times better, who won't be able to give an explanation why.

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Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other

Post by kaiori breathe » Wed May 19, 2010 4:23 pm

lol at responses. Think what you want.

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Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other

Post by sleepyhead1 » Wed May 19, 2010 5:46 pm

if the guy knew she was goingt out with me beat him up or get my head kicked in depends how good a fighter he is.
and definatley get the bitch to fuck no matter what the circumstances

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Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other

Post by sleepyhead1 » Wed May 19, 2010 5:47 pm

kaiori breathe wrote:If your significant other sleeps with somebody else you have nobody to blame but yourself imo. It just means there's something you're not providing whether it be excitement or making her feel valued and wanted physically or something else (there are exceptions some people are just mindless sluts who'll sleep around without real reason) but for the most part if somebody cheats on you it's noboy's fault but your own.

Having said that my response to meeting the person would always probably end up coming down to murder.

i have to disagree,if a girl cheats on me its her fault,shes a scet !!

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Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other

Post by jameshk » Wed May 19, 2010 6:03 pm

Beat the shit out of him, then beat the shit out of her, then force them to eat eachother alive.

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Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other

Post by hackman » Wed May 19, 2010 6:07 pm

from the moment i found out, would completely cut her off
you only get one chance with me sister

as for the bloke, if i didn't know him, wouldn't care
if i did i would smash him over the head with a metal bar when he's not looking
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Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other

Post by particle-jim » Wed May 19, 2010 6:08 pm

what about if she sleeps with one of your best friends... on your birthday?

I'm sooooo totally not bitter about that anymore :evil:
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Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other

Post by hackman » Wed May 19, 2010 6:11 pm

ouch
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Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other

Post by particle-jim » Wed May 19, 2010 6:18 pm

hackman wrote:ouch
yeah, pretty much
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Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other

Post by yooamatwa » Wed May 19, 2010 6:39 pm

Man there's a lot of bitter ninjas out there....this is clearly a hypothetical question.
If I 'were' in this position I would love to kick the shit out of the guy. I mean i'm a pretty chilled guy but there are certain things that warrant hiding on a mountain side learning kung fu till your a bad ass coming down and kicking off. Usually the rape and pillaging of your village or when some dude porks your woman will drive you to this.
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Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other

Post by karmacazee » Wed May 19, 2010 9:43 pm

particle-jim wrote:what about if she sleeps with one of your best friends... on your birthday?

I'm sooooo totally not bitter about that anymore :evil:


Replace best friend with brother, and actually catching them on your birthday, and you have me.

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Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other

Post by Shae » Wed May 19, 2010 10:04 pm

Thankfully, I've never had a girl cheat on me... Though my head was abit mashed this one time, I broke up with my girlfriend after like 2 years, broke up with her a couple times before that and she started cryin and like a little bitch I told her we could sort stuff out, anyway yeah eventually I broke up with her... spoke now n then after, big mistake, was textin one night and she asked if i'd slept with anyone since her... I lied and said no, when I had been with 2 girls since, and she was drunk and told me she had, wouldn't tell me who, but I wanted to know who it was so I could beat the shit out of them, which is fucked up seein as though I was the one who broke up with her... anyway, she finally told me who it was, some guy I'd heard of but not spoken to... said they got stoned n it jus happened, n told me how she wanted me back n how i was so much of a better lover than her... listened to it for a couple of minutes, then just cut her off completely once it sank in... but after this, my head was fucked big time... not gonna go into another relationship again anytime soon...
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Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other

Post by alphacat » Wed May 19, 2010 10:41 pm

"Revenge is a dish best served cold."

For those who haven't pondered the layers of meaning here, it can mean...

1) Wait. Wait until they've forgotten all about you, all about her, then they open the door one day and set off the tripwire connected to a bucket of jenkem over their head.
2) Do not lose your cool, do not lose your temper, do not get heated up about it. Which is not to say let it go or become OK with it; rather, detach yourself from the emotions at hand right now 'cuz they'll trip you up more than anything.

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Re: Some one sleeps with your significant other

Post by honey-d » Wed May 19, 2010 11:25 pm

tomm wrote:wheres the premeditated "keep the burd satisfied" option

CAUSE THATS MY VOTE RIGHT THERE
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But if that happened I would immediately leave the girl I was with and pretty much leave it at that. I'd want to fucking strangle the motherfucker till he died in a pool of his own guilt and blood....


but I'm a pacifist so I'd just leave him to rot with his own sins against his fellow man
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