Shoplifting.

[WhosZena]

Nutella.

Eat it straight.

It felt frickin good.

[firky]

The sun from your heart.

[ST100]

Fucking thieves get a job

pass.

[deepfiend]

Fuckin' 'eck

When I was at uni we went to some dump xmas party for rock kids, was in Nottingham in the posher region and the bar had two fake 6ft cannabis plants at the door so I picked one up and ran like the wind. Had to run a mile or two with it, but finally got it home. Loved it and decked it up with tinsel, though it's summer now so it's filled with sunglasses and plastic roses, will sort a pic out sometime!

When I did that, some bird thought I was badass so came back to the cave under my house to watch dawn of the dead (1979). The height of my romantic sodomising life

MATE. 1979? ARE YOU FUCKING MAD?

The best i've stolen is chewing gum, porn and bare cans of IrnBru

[deadly_habit]

your sister's anal virginity

[Motorway to Roswell]

An entire set of Mr Men books gradually. It was a carefully orchestrated operation. My mum would push me in the shop in my pram and I'd pick a different one up each time.

Drugs
Money
One of those glowing plastic things they have on traffic islands
Number plate off the back of a taxi
Shopping trolley
Wheelie Bin
Traffic cones
Chocolate bars
Sweets
New Scientist ('ave it!)
Clothes
Books
DVDs
Stool (The sitting thing not specimens)
Cutlery
Lab equipment
Lab coat (Hospitals are a goldmine)
Clock
A massive kicker from a skate park

That's all I can think of right now.

[laurent__duval]

I used to steal Pokemon cards nearly every day. Once I just walked into Toys'r'us, picked up two massive starter decks, and just walked out, it was the most blatant thing ever, I don't know how I didn't get caught..

i did this with football stickers! one day i asked the guy in the village shop to get something out the back and nicked the whole box. got bare shiney's in that one. made a mint!

[ST100]

also,
not shoplifting, but...

taking signs/highway construction shit is fun.

[WhosZena]

also,
not shoplifting, but...

taking signs/highway construction shit is fun.

Too right its fun. Or writing on them.
But thats more shop-lowering.

[ST100]

Or writing on them.

[deadly_habit]

An entire set of Mr Men books gradually. It was a carefully orchestrated operation. My mum would push me in the shop in my pram and I'd pick a different one up each time.

Drugs
Money
One of those glowing plastic things they have on traffic islands
Number plate off the back of a taxi
Shopping trolley
Wheelie Bin
Traffic cones
Chocolate bars
Sweets
New Scientist ('ave it!)
Clothes
Books
DVDs
Stool (The sitting thing not specimens)
Cutlery
Lab equipment
Lab coat (Hospitals are a goldmine)
Clock
A massive kicker from a skate park

That's all I can think of right now.

[2manynoobs]

motorway to roswell, you are wrong.

and that tuesdays with devvo is funny as hell :p

[Motorway to Roswell]

An entire set of Mr Men books gradually. It was a carefully orchestrated operation. My mum would push me in the shop in my pram and I'd pick a different one up each time.

Drugs
Money
One of those glowing plastic things they have on traffic islands
Number plate off the back of a taxi
Shopping trolley
Wheelie Bin
Traffic cones
Chocolate bars
Sweets
New Scientist ('ave it!)
Clothes
Books
DVDs
Stool (The sitting thing not specimens)
Cutlery
Lab equipment
Lab coat (Hospitals are a goldmine)
Clock
A massive kicker from a skate park

That's all I can think of right now.

[NilsFG]

It's fun stealing cheap stuff from school for laughs.

Never stole anything from a shop though. Too afraid to get caught.

[fergus222]

Used to do it rapid, got caught, stopped it

[kidshuffle]

I stole 30 beers from my work over a week just so I wouldn't have to buy beer for a party that weekend.

One May Long weekend I stole a bunch of shit from a campground, and then placed it all over the police stations lawn and driveway

[Lichee]

Stealing from work doesn't count? i still do that even though i've been caught by the police before haha. Walk in pick the shit up and walk out, best way UNTIL you get caught and then realise how much of a tit you were even thouh you could afford it and were doing it cos you're bored, the police don't find stealing for something to do a good excuse.

[wolf89]

Fuckin' 'eck

When I was at uni we went to some dump xmas party for rock kids, was in Nottingham in the posher region and the bar had two fake 6ft cannabis plants at the door so I picked one up and ran like the wind. Had to run a mile or two with it, but finally got it home. Loved it and decked it up with tinsel, though it's summer now so it's filled with sunglasses and plastic roses, will sort a pic out sometime!

When I did that, some bird thought I was badass so came back to the cave under my house to watch dawn of the dead (1979). The height of my romantic sodomising life

MATE. 1979? ARE YOU FUCKING MAD?

The best i've stolen is chewing gum, porn and bare cans of IrnBru

If you're referring to why the old Dawn Of The Dead instead of the new one, then you are not only mad but an idiot.

[deepfiend]

Fuckin' 'eck

When I was at uni we went to some dump xmas party for rock kids, was in Nottingham in the posher region and the bar had two fake 6ft cannabis plants at the door so I picked one up and ran like the wind. Had to run a mile or two with it, but finally got it home. Loved it and decked it up with tinsel, though it's summer now so it's filled with sunglasses and plastic roses, will sort a pic out sometime!

When I did that, some bird thought I was badass so came back to the cave under my house to watch dawn of the dead (1979). The height of my romantic sodomising life

MATE. 1979? ARE YOU FUCKING MAD?

The best i've stolen is chewing gum, porn and bare cans of IrnBru

If you're referring to why the old Dawn Of The Dead instead of the new one, then you are not only mad but an idiot.

BUT...BUT...BUT...IT WAS MADE IN 1978

I RAGE'D

[MidnightMassDubstep]

I'm gradually stealing more and more.

In the last week I've stolen from numerous shops, assholes and establishments:

12 marker pens
Ipod shuffle
Expensive headphones
Several other fairly cheap headphones
Tin of paint
sandwich
7 cans of energy drink
a toffee crisp
portable speakers
pack of paper
USB to serial cable
money
several bars (like, big bars with chunks) of expensive chocolate
beer from several people
at least 25g of baccy
a pack of 3 lighters
2 old phones
a kitchen knife

a good week.

no one suspects a thing.