Computer DJ paranoia
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Re: Computer DJ paranoia
Ditch the rucksack for a jetpack. If you find yourself surrounded, leave your attackers in a ring of smoke as you rocket to 300 feet of altitude. Makes the trip home all that more speedy and enjoyable.
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^ 
What does it sound like though, if it sounds like a jet imagine a future where everyone has one.

What does it sound like though, if it sounds like a jet imagine a future where everyone has one.
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Re: Computer DJ paranoia
I can imagine that future. I want that future to exist. I want the whole planet to buzz like a hive.
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Taxi?
Buses are for poor people.
Buses are for poor people.
maybe his magical jew carpenter compelled him to speak out
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dickdubmatters wrote:Taxi?
Buses are for poor people.
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Do you ever have anything sensible/non-ranting to contribute?nowaysj wrote:Ditch the rucksack for a jetpack. If you find yourself surrounded, leave your attackers in a ring of smoke as you rocket to 300 feet of altitude. Makes the trip home all that more speedy and enjoyable.
Check the 1080p.
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True though.symmetricalsounds wrote:dickdubmatters wrote:Taxi?
Buses are for poor people.
Ever see Richard Branson on a bus?
maybe his magical jew carpenter compelled him to speak out
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symmetricalsounds wrote:dickdubmatters wrote:Taxi?
Buses are for poor people.
Yeah - dickish statement.. but the fact is, after a year or two of taking late night trains home at 4am after gigs I said "fuck it" and started taking taxis home as well.
I felt that it was silly not to use some of the money I made to have a safe & FAST journey home. In the early days I had more than one disaster, like the time I fell asleep on the train and woke up in Brooklyn instead of Queens (well - that was only partially my fault. the bartender really liked my set and gave me a PINT of Scotch). I was lucky I wasn't robbed - but my good old, shitty-looking bag filled with clothes looked too useless to steal. Regardless - it is never fun to wake up in the wrong borough when you have to be at work in a few hours.
Besides, even for the gigs where I didn't make much money, I usually still justified the cost by realizing that what I saved in free drinks usually paid for most of the cost of the taxi anyway.

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yeah and someone who likes to point things like that out is a dick. fact is in london the taxi home probably reaches the amount you get paid for the gig. fuck getting a taxi in london, shit is already a fiver just for sitting down.dubmatters wrote:True though.symmetricalsounds wrote:dickdubmatters wrote:Taxi?
Buses are for poor people.
Ever see Richard Branson on a bus?
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If your worried about getting your laptop/gear robbed then a taxi aint a bad idea is it.symmetricalsounds wrote:
yeah and someone who likes to point things like that out is a dick. fact is in london the taxi home probably reaches the amount you get paid for the gig. fuck getting a taxi in london, shit is already a fiver just for sitting down.
Fuck black cabs though, much cheaper deals to be had from the private hire companies.
maybe his magical jew carpenter compelled him to speak out
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rather just make sure have a crew of mates with me, job done.dubmatters wrote:If your worried about getting your laptop/gear robbed then a taxi aint a bad idea is it.symmetricalsounds wrote:
yeah and someone who likes to point things like that out is a dick. fact is in london the taxi home probably reaches the amount you get paid for the gig. fuck getting a taxi in london, shit is already a fiver just for sitting down.
Fuck black cabs though, much cheaper deals to be had from the private hire companies.
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get the promotor to pay for itsymmetricalsounds wrote: fact is in london the taxi home probably reaches the amount you get paid for the gig. fuck getting a taxi in london, shit is already a fiver just for sitting down.
Fee + travel is standard
id be more worried about getting getting your laptop nicked from inside the club
dont ever leave your setup in the DJ booth
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You folks would cry having to camp in a field with shady muffuckas for 3 days.
I guess abZ knows.
Shit summer shows you gotta worry bout your vodka much less the DJ gear. Between shit like that n stage fright, idc if I never play out.
I guess abZ knows.
Shit summer shows you gotta worry bout your vodka much less the DJ gear. Between shit like that n stage fright, idc if I never play out.
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Re: Computer DJ paranoia
Taxis are for poor people.symmetricalsounds wrote:dickdubmatters wrote:Taxi?
Buses are for poor people.
This shit is for the elite:
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Re: Computer DJ paranoia
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I have a concealed handgun permit. I almost never carry my weapon. But anytime I've mashin round town on the train or on foot with my computer and gear...... I'm strapped! 

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Buy a concealed laptop carrier. Pop your hoodie/ coat on and no one will know.

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