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Re: worst movies to watch on a first date

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:24 pm
by ST100
wormcode wrote:I watched the first 2 Guinea Pig movies with a girl once on our first "date". She wanted to see because I had mentioned it once during a conversation about horror movies. Went down pretty well actually to my surprise. A similar one I probably wouldn't try is August Underground as it's a bit more blatant IMO.
haha, Flower of Flesh & Blood? those are the best.

I never got to see August Underground completely, though.

edit: Penance is the one I never got to see.
but oh well, 'cause all of August Underground sucks cock.

Re: worst movies to watch on a first date

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:56 pm
by wormcode
Mattron wrote:
wormcode wrote:I watched the first 2 Guinea Pig movies with a girl once on our first "date". She wanted to see because I had mentioned it once during a conversation about horror movies. Went down pretty well actually to my surprise. A similar one I probably wouldn't try is August Underground as it's a bit more blatant IMO.
haha, Flower of Flesh & Blood? those are the best.

I never got to see August Underground completely, though.

edit: Penance is the one I never got to see.
but oh well, 'cause all of August Underground sucks cock.
Yup I agree with you and kingldub, pretty shit really. Killjoy from the band Necrophagia being involved is what originally got me interested in it.

Re: worst movies to watch on a first date

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:59 pm
by kingldub
wormcode wrote:
Mattron wrote:
wormcode wrote:I watched the first 2 Guinea Pig movies with a girl once on our first "date". She wanted to see because I had mentioned it once during a conversation about horror movies. Went down pretty well actually to my surprise. A similar one I probably wouldn't try is August Underground as it's a bit more blatant IMO.
haha, Flower of Flesh & Blood? those are the best.

I never got to see August Underground completely, though.

edit: Penance is the one I never got to see.
but oh well, 'cause all of August Underground sucks cock.
Yup I agree with you and kingldub, pretty shit really. Killjoy from the band Necrophagia being involved is what originally got me interested in it.

There is worse though, check The Gateway Meat

I don't get this breed of Horror at all, shit like this and Slaughtered Vomit Dolls etc just plain garbage really.

Re: worst movies to watch on a first date

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:43 pm
by firky
Any british 'romcom' film.

Re: worst movies to watch on a first date

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:50 pm
by faust.dtc
I took a first date to watch A History Of Violence. Not the worst film ever but still not a great film to impress a girl. Still banged though lol

Re: worst movies to watch on a first date

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:52 pm
by firky
That's a class film!

If a girl likes the film 'Repo Man' then she is a keeper in my book :oops:


Re: worst movies to watch on a first date

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:07 am
by WhosZena
firky wrote:Any british 'romcom' film.
Precisely

Re: worst movies to watch on a first date

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:09 am
by upstateface
Salò
Miike films

Re: worst movies to watch on a first date

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:15 pm
by particle-jim
WhosZena? wrote:
firky wrote:Any british 'romcom' film.
Precisely
i wouldn't even say 'on a first date'... just in general

Re: worst movies to watch on a first date

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:18 pm
by did
Twilight because it's fucking shit.

Re: worst movies to watch on a first date

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:31 pm
by profound
did wrote:Twilight because it's fucking shit.
:z: bro!


About the human centipede: :lol: :lol:
That must have been one of the most awkward movies i've ever seen, haha.
Loved it though! Brutal ending :o

Re: worst movies to watch on a first date

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:52 pm
by jowellz
Taxidermia
The film begins in a remote Hungarian military outpost, where military orderly Morosgoványi Vendel lives a wretched existence of servitude beneath the heel of his lieutenant, Öreg Balatony Kálmán. Condemned to performing menial duties for the lieutenant and his family while sleeping in an unheated shack next to the latrines, Morosgoványi frequently escapes into fantasy. So realistic are these fantasies that in one ambiguous instance, Morosgoványi sleeps with and impregnates the lieutenant's wife and "wakes up" to find himself engaged in an act of sodomy with a slaughtered pig. Upon seeing this, the lieutenant promptly executes Morosgoványi and raises the son, Balatony Kálmán, as his own.

Decades later Kálmán has grown into a champion Hungarian speed eater. Coached and influenced by the strict Jenő, Kálmán's life revolves around training for the eventual day when the IOC recognizes speed-eating as a legitimate sport. After a bout of lockjaw at a Soviet event and eloping with fellow speed-eating champion Aczél Gizi, Kálmán resumes his rigorous training, even as Gizi gives birth to their son, Balatony Lajoska.

Decades later, Lajoska has grown into a dedicated, professional taxidermist. In contrast to both his parents' girth, Lajoska appears pale and impoverished, with a thin anemic frame and haunted visage. When not working from his taxidermy shop or failing in his attempts to lead a normal life, Lajoska purchases groceries for his father Kálmán, who has grown so monstrously obese that he cannot leave the chair in his claustrophobic apartment. Kálmán, who feeds butter to his caged cats, has nothing but harsh words for his son who, upon reaching his breaking point, abandons his father to his own prison. Returning later, he discovers that the cats have escaped their cages and, desiring meat, have eviscerated his father.

Lajoska stuffs his father and the cats. With little left to live for, he locks himself in a homemade surgical harness and through the use of sedatives and painkillers, begins removing his own internal organs. Pumping his body full of preservatives and sewing himself up, he activates the machine that decapitates him, leaving behind a preserved statue. His body is displayed in an exhibit along with the cats and his father.
I watched it in media studies aged 14, it fucked with my head.

Re: worst movies to watch on a first date

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:39 pm
by RandomEyez
+1 for Irreversible.

Watched it last week. Brutal stuff! Rape is not a subject you wanna bring up on a first date.

Dyin to watch the Human Centipede btw, I have high hopes for this, for all the wrong reasons!

Re: worst movies to watch on a first date

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:27 pm
by firky
did wrote:Twilight because it's fucking shit.
It was no worse than any other blockbuster from Hollywood though. I didn't really properly watch it but it just seemed like a watered down version of True Blood