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Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:12 pm
by bass hertz
elibomyekip wrote:
boomstix wrote:eat pineapples. they are man food
Pineapples have been ruining pizzas since day.
I LOVE pineapples, and LOVE pizza. But they should have a restraining order to not come within 100 feet of each other.

Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:17 pm
by ashley
My sperm has a yellow tinge.

It's not clear white like a porno, I don't have AIDS or STDs. Am I normal?

Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:29 pm
by bass hertz
ashley wrote:My sperm has a yellow tinge.

It's not clear white like a porno, I don't have AIDS or STDs. Am I normal?
Seriously, you might have hepatitis, or jaundice associated with or with out it. I seem to remember that liver damage and excessive alcohol consumption can cause body fluids to have a yellow tinge.

Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:50 pm
by dubloke
bass hertz wrote:
ashley wrote:My sperm has a yellow tinge.

It's not clear white like a porno, I don't have AIDS or STDs. Am I normal?
Seriously, you might have hepatitis, or jaundice associated with or with out it. I seem to remember that liver damage and excessive alcohol consumption can cause body fluids to have a yellow tinge.
ah shit my piss has a yellow tinge :(

Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:58 pm
by ashley
dubloke wrote:
bass hertz wrote:
ashley wrote:My sperm has a yellow tinge.

It's not clear white like a porno, I don't have AIDS or STDs. Am I normal?
Seriously, you might have hepatitis, or jaundice associated with or with out it. I seem to remember that liver damage and excessive alcohol consumption can cause body fluids to have a yellow tinge.
ah shit my piss has a yellow tinge :(
yeah same, if i'm really hungover it's a deep yellow

Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:35 pm
by bass hertz
ashley wrote:
dubloke wrote:
bass hertz wrote:
ashley wrote:My sperm has a yellow tinge.

It's not clear white like a porno, I don't have AIDS or STDs. Am I normal?
Seriously, you might have hepatitis, or jaundice associated with or with out it. I seem to remember that liver damage and excessive alcohol consumption can cause body fluids to have a yellow tinge.
ah shit my piss has a yellow tinge :(
yeah same, if i'm really hungover it's a deep yellow
dehydration
thats what alcohol does. the more you drink = the more dehydrated you are.
hangovers is simply alcohol-induced dehydration

Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:38 pm
by ashley
So I've hardly got jaundice then.

Do I look like I'm from The Simpsons

Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:40 pm
by wolf89
bass hertz wrote:
ashley wrote:
dubloke wrote:
bass hertz wrote:
ashley wrote:My sperm has a yellow tinge.

It's not clear white like a porno, I don't have AIDS or STDs. Am I normal?
Seriously, you might have hepatitis, or jaundice associated with or with out it. I seem to remember that liver damage and excessive alcohol consumption can cause body fluids to have a yellow tinge.
ah shit my piss has a yellow tinge :(
yeah same, if i'm really hungover it's a deep yellow
dehydration
thats what alcohol does. the more you drink = the more dehydrated you are.
hangovers is simply alcohol-induced dehydration
Hangover is more than dehydration. Otherwise why can you get really sick when you properly get on it

Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:26 pm
by mesa
particle-jim wrote:
mesa wrote:Does it count as homo if it was a precise cum shot through an open window? Dunno what he's doing on this forum anyway, he wanks at 180 bpm
i'll blastbeat your cock off... fast hands!
Like that time I took too much speed and had a gabba wank, took off about 7 layers of skin

Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 3:28 pm
by dubloke
mesa wrote:
particle-jim wrote:
mesa wrote:Does it count as homo if it was a precise cum shot through an open window? Dunno what he's doing on this forum anyway, he wanks at 180 bpm
i'll blastbeat your cock off... fast hands!
Like that time I took too much speed and had a gabba wank, took off about 7 layers of skin
:lol: :lol: :lol: