Strange door policies

freqone · Post by **freqone** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:44 am

Iv been turned away for my whatch haveing a leathe band,,,,

misk · Post by **misk** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:35 am

cargo pants were a no go, but ripped jeans were a-ok.

fuck the onyx room.

RubiconMan · Post by **RubiconMan** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 8:28 pm

in Rotherham you have to tuck yer hood in

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 9:07 pm

forensix (mcr) wrote:
Thomas wrote:A palce to name and shame the venues with off the wall door policies, and have a good laugh at how ridiculious they are.

Last night at Revolution in Fallowfield, Manchester i was almost turned down for wearing trainers with bubbles. "No bubbles" "No bubbles? come on in then!"

Lucky i was wearing Nike Air Safari so no visible Bubble

Anyone else got one to share
do they still operate a students only policy?

the reason for the bubbles is cos they don't want the local boys coming down and upsetting the spoilt little rich kids spending daddy's money on cocktails (Im guessing it hasn't changed in the last couple of years)

To be honest, if you're rocking bubbles in 2008 you deserve to be kneecapped.

And who's wear them OUT too? Nice, casual, NOTSOINYERFACE pair of shoes/trainers would do. Making an effort doesn't hurt anybody.

People who go out dressed like their mum dun sent them to the cornershop for an onion, all-purpose and some coriander are a fucking embarrassment.

tacospheros · Post by **tacospheros** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:32 pm

cody wrote:back in my hometown there are loads of shitty little bars, usually part of a franchise, which, come the weekend, suddenly think they are ronny scotts and insist on ridiculous dress codes

no hoodies
no trainers
no t shirts
no stone island
no hats
no hair too short > grade 2 (problem for me)

must have collared shirt
must have black shoes

all this from shitty yates or the shrewsbury hotel. waste

no hair too short ??? fuck that shit

im still amazed i was at a spot in brooklyn, home of the Notorious BIG, the bouncer said no hats . NO HATS ??? WHERE ARE WE , MIDTOWN MANHATTAN?

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:58 pm

I actually am interested in knowing what trainers Thomas is rocking these days.

umkhontowesizwe · Post by **umkhontowesizwe** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:01 pm

club in aberdeen called liquid, last time i tried to get in was told they had just inntroduced a 'no tattoo policy'

. i'm pretty convinced the boys in black will just make up anything on the spot in they don't feel like letting you in on a particular nigt.

fooishbar · Post by **fooishbar** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 1:49 am

Little Boh Peep wrote:180 bpm ragga clowncore

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 1:59 am

I think I'm going to make a no dumbass policy.
If you're wearing a hat at a ridiculous angle upon your head, it has to be at least tastefully done.

selrahc · Post by **selrahc** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:00 am

apparently at the end the other night the bouncers were turning away anybody wearing a polo shirt. regardless of what else you were wearing. one of my mates got told to fuck off home, although for all i know it could just be the doormen having a laugh because he was too drunk or some shit.

farman · Post by **farman** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:14 pm

flaviano wrote:my new clubnight, "The Referee's A Skanker", will be operating a door policy that only allows in people dressed in full Ref garms. Blow that whistle!

Note to attendees: If you want to show tune appreciation, please show your yellow cards high in the air. If you want it to be rewound, then show your red cards. This rule does not apply to the colour blind, who may flash whatever cards they like all night with impunity.

THIS. fukin what an idea

start : stop · Post by **start : stop** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:37 pm

Got turned away once for wearing a T-Shirt with a logo on the front and the bottom of my tattoo on my arm showing. Apparently 'branded clothing may antagonise people'. No joke.

Nothing beats getting turned away for having ripped jeans (like only 2 scuff patches), joining the queue again and getting let in. Bouncers are great at their job

ovesen · Post by **ovesen** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:52 pm

My brother and I got aproached by a doorman telling my brother remove his cap, as they had a "no caps policy".

This was on our way OUT of the club. We were more or less outside when he told us, so we just left, without taking further notice, but were quite baffled afterwards.

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:33 am

Ovesen wrote:.. We were more or less outside when he told us...

Well you were either inside, or out. Which was it? Because if it's the former then you should appreciate that sometimes what might seem a silly thing like asking you to remove your hat, might have a serious reason behind it. If your brother turned around and stabbed some dude on his way out, then with his hat off there'd be more chance of identifying him when it came to prosecution. You only need a single frame's worth of cctv really, don't you.

farman · Post by **farman** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:45 am

felixGash wrote:
Ovesen wrote:.. We were more or less outside when he told us...
Well you were either inside, or out. Which was it? Because if it's the former then you should appreciate that sometimes what might seem a silly thing like asking you to remove your hat, might have a serious reason behind it. If your brother turned around and stabbed some dude on his way out, then with his hat off there'd be more chance of identifying him when it came to prosecution. You only need a single frame's worth of cctv really, don't you.

deep man

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:57 am

Farman wrote:
felixGash wrote:
Ovesen wrote:.. We were more or less outside when he told us...
Well you were either inside, or out. Which was it? Because if it's the former then you should appreciate that sometimes what might seem a silly thing like asking you to remove your hat, might have a serious reason behind it. If your brother turned around and stabbed some dude on his way out, then with his hat off there'd be more chance of identifying him when it came to prosecution. You only need a single frame's worth of cctv really, don't you.
deep man

What exactly is "deep", man?

did · Post by **did** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:26 am

Farman wrote:
felixGash wrote:
Ovesen wrote:.. We were more or less outside when he told us...
Well you were either inside, or out. Which was it? Because if it's the former then you should appreciate that sometimes what might seem a silly thing like asking you to remove your hat, might have a serious reason behind it. If your brother turned around and stabbed some dude on his way out, then with his hat off there'd be more chance of identifying him when it came to prosecution. You only need a single frame's worth of cctv really, don't you.
deep man

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:54 am

Still don't get it!

tr0tsky · Post by **tr0tsky** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:23 am

felixGash wrote:
Ovesen wrote:.. We were more or less outside when he told us...
Well you were either inside, or out. Which was it? Because if it's the former then you should appreciate that sometimes what might seem a silly thing like asking you to remove your hat, might have a serious reason behind it. If your brother turned around and stabbed some dude on his way out, then with his hat off there'd be more chance of identifying him when it came to prosecution. You only need a single frame's worth of cctv really, don't you.

Corsica Studios in Elephant and Castle makes you take off your hat when you first go inside for the camera then they let you put it back on your head so you dont get cold when your having your skank on.

powerpill · Post by **powerpill** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:40 am

ozeb wrote:
MacPhellimey wrote:
benjybars wrote:i quite like FWD's music policy sheet that they show at the door..
I've never noticed this, what does it say?

This one?

'we do not play... funky house'

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