My Dad...

[Kochari]

My dad was in the merchant navy for 15 years "drinking rum and looking at girls in grass skirts". His one regret is that he has never worn a kaftan.

[hasezwei]

My dad used to own a club, worked as a car mechanic specializing on oldtimer mercedes and died of brain cancer because he never wore gas masks when painting cars.

He also was a stoner and taught me how to tag walls with spraycans when i was 6.

[TSH-Tim]

is watching YOU

[mVI]

He's a third dan in Shotokan karate.

My dad's a fourth dan as it happens.

EDIT// Just checked the website he runs for his small club, and he's a fifth dan.
Out of interest did you ever get into yourself? I got to 4th kyu before giving up when I started high school.

[DRTY]

my Dad's a bit of an idiot

[esfandyar]

my dad grew up on an opium farm and was a soap opera actor circa 1970 in iran bitches.

[Motorway to Roswell]

He's a third dan in Shotokan karate.

My dad's a fourth dan as it happens.

EDIT// Just checked the website he runs for his small club, and he's a fifth dan.
Out of interest did you ever get into yourself? I got to 4th kyu before giving up when I started high school.

I did for a while. I can't remember what kyu I got to. I did four or five, I think. I had a green belt when I stopped.

[noam]

my dad grew up on an opium farm and was a soap opera actor circa 1970 in iran bitches.

lol i think my grandad was a spy, he was an Iranian diplomat/Minister of Ports or something along those lines

i just like to think he was a Spy... been more countries and spoke more languages than i can think of

[esfandyar]

my dad grew up on an opium farm and was a soap opera actor circa 1970 in iran bitches.

lol i think my grandad was a spy, he was an Iranian diplomat/Minister of Ports or something along those lines

i just like to think he was a Spy... been more countries and spoke more languages than i can think of

crazy. iranians have some mysterious pasts to them am i right?

[noam]

its a mysterious place!

[Kamex]

is better than your dad.

[TSH-Tim]

is walking down the road trying to find his car.......

[fractal]

I wasn't lying.

[tk]

is tougher than your dad

[LA_Boxers]

nothing!

[Badman Juice]

worked as a bus driver during his school holidays, eventually saved enough for uni and then became a doctor. now he has no legs.

[nowaysj]

I'm a better person than all three of my dads.

[Devry_Kaneda]

Was in the airforce, flew B-52's, and was almost shot down by east Germans. My dad has 4 degrees and has never used any of them in business. My dad has fossils up for display in the smithsonian(was a geologist, but I don't really consider that business).

My dad never loved me

[clifford_-]

my old mans just a generally nice geeza.

[nicenice]

Haven't seen my dad for about 6 years. Last I heard he just got back from the phillipines, think he broke up with his wife from out there.

When I was about 11 he left me in the house by myself, I got bored and started wondering around his house. Found his "love shack", everything was red, in the middle was a heart shaped bed. All on the shelves were pornos and an assortment of sexual toys. Strangely it was the tidiest room in the house.

That and him getting some naked lady desktop toy stuck on my computer when I was 6 or 7 are my most profound memories of him.