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Bear Grylls can eat a dick

I think you meant; if it meant the difference between life & death in the wild, Bear Grylls would eat a dick.

just-the-tip wrote:AllNightDayDream, that is surprisingly close... I met Jeffree Starr on time too... Not that cool.

I am sorry for your loss

wubstep wrote:I think you meant; if it meant the difference between life & death in the wild, Bear Grylls would eat a dick.

True. If Mears was in the same situation though, you just know he'd be eating some natural rice with a bit of fish cooked in fire srebme.

isiahfire wrote:

wubstep wrote:I think you meant; if it meant the difference between life & death in the wild, Bear Grylls would eat a dick.

True. If Mears was in the same situation though, you just know he'd be eating some natural rice with a bit of fish cooked in fire srebme.

it's clearly got nuff nutrition tho... mears is a tubby fucker, i bet all those tribes people he meets are bricking it when he rocks up, looks like he'd probably eat all their horses/donkeys/elk/deer and shit

Ray Mears is the fucking don. I watched this one episode, he was lost in a forest, guy says "I'm gonna show you how to make a cheeseboard", so he takes out an axe, cuts this tree stump, its a really clean cut, I thought "Yeah, that would make a good cheeseboard." Boy was I mistaken.

He sits there, whittling away like a mother-fucker, carving this block of wood down till its almost flat, then carves a little handle in it, this is a top notch cheeseboard. Then, just in case you need something to hang up your cheeseboard with when you're lost in the forest, he boiled up some bark to make into twine and made a little loop of thread through the handle.

Bear Grylls is all about getting out of there as quick as possible, Mears is all about chilling and making the most of his situation.

If you die in the wild, would you rather be found surrounded by squeezed elephant shit and wearing a seal as a vest, or surrounded by intricate cheeseboards?

Whats a cheese board if you've no cheese?

Smeg don't count

Sure he busted out a little bit of cheese he had on him, had it with some leaves he found on a tree.

Ray Mears is no animal. He might be lost in the forest, but do you really expect him to eat cheese without a cheeseboard?

TSH-Tim wrote:And there was me hoping to see a video of him being fucked

garethom wrote:Sure he busted out a little bit of cheese he had on him, had it with some leaves he found on a tree.

Ray Mears is no animal. He might be lost in the forest, but do you really expect him to eat cheese without a cheeseboard?

Sig material.

the original Bear Grylls

garethom wrote:Bear Grylls is all about getting out of there as quick as possible, Mears is all about chilling and making the most of his situation.

Exactly.

Bear Grylls is a badman, what's with all the hate?

No survival programs are 100% genuine.

£10 Bag wrote:Bear Grylls is a badman, what's with all the hate?

No survival programs are 100% genuine.

Of course he is a badman, I wouldn't last very long in these surroundings...
Respect the bear

I wish I had had a name like Bear Grylls...

Who saw the one where it was just him in a factory eating egg shells? low budget stuff...

garethom wrote:If you die in the wild, would you rather be found surrounded by squeezed elephant shit and wearing a seal as a vest, or surrounded by intricate cheeseboards?

wolf89 wrote:I wish I had had a name like Bear Grylls...

His real name is Edward Michael Grylls