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i got raptured. jesus has free wi fi

I've been chosen! Turns out we have internet here in heaven.

And the connection is BANGING.


EDIT: Gah, beaten to it

I guess it's cause I punched all those babies.... lame.

The guy asked me too, but I can't afford to miss another Bulls game.

firky wrote:Just made me think of this TBH:

exfox wrote:

2x

i couldn't get the day off

meh.
rapture is for the weakminded.


jahweh kills.

nowaysj wrote:I idly watched the world be destroyed.

..

...

did you feel you could do much to stop it?

Tend to think human capacity is unlimited.

that's probably what got ya
the christians seem to think that their god is limitless,
and their ability to fundraise in his name
but they never seem to think of themselves that way

I was about to sell all my worldly possessions but then I realized it wasn`t 2012.
I have to choose one to believe in.

Aztecs, God, blah blah.

Too many to choose from.
What`s in at the moment?

Yahwe?

But seriously, why waste your time believing in anything.
I never said anything about a Rapture and I`m my own personal GOD.
so SUCK-IT

Electric_Head wrote:I was about to sell all my worldly possessions but then I realized it wasn`t 2012.
I have to choose one to believe in.

Aztecs, God, blah blah.

Too many to choose from.
What`s in at the moment?

Yahwe?

But seriously, why waste your time believing in anything.
I never said anything about a Rapture and I`m my own personal GOD.
so SUCK-IT

That's probably why you aren't up in heaven with samkablaam... Heathen.