Beard-strokers unite!

[TomatoAndBasil]

He he. Nah, I was just refering to the fact that you kinda have to ignore people thinking your beard looks shit (and it will), while you go through the period letting it grow to a certain length, trimming and equaling it out, repeat...
Facial hair doesn't grow uniformly so you have to cut back some parts (NECK-BEARD!), so that the bits that grow slower (cheek bits) can catch up.

Or something like that.

Some people go just grow beards better than others. Mine (when I let it grow) is still patchy.

[ruckus49]

man this thread is way too interesting for me

[jiba]

Been rocking a big bushy beard for about 4 years now, have to trim it back every now and then as it gets mad out of control at times. Never gets itchy either. It is a sideburns, part cheek, chin beard, doesn't go around into mo territory as I can only grow hair down one side of my mouth line haha.

Can get the double fisted chin stroke going on when it is at peak length.

[nowaysj]

When some of you were sucking tits that bore a striking genetic similarity to yourselves, I had a beard long enough that I could lift it up and fold it back up to my eyebrows. Jokes. Looked awesome when I stuck my tongue out in that state.

Professional goatee now, don't hate.

[pkay]

When some of you were sucking tits that bore a striking genetic similarity to yourselves, I had a beard long enough that I could lift it up and fold it back up to my eyebrows. Jokes. Looked awesome when I stuck my tongue out in that state.

Professional goatee now, don't hate.

did you and butt jolokia give each other hand jobs when you rubbed your white trash beards together? :p

[bassrael]

yeah

beardy massif!

I keep my beard trimmed close so it doesn't itch too bad

but might be going for something like this soon:


ello ladys (imagine the stroking you could do ... )

[NRHc]

proud beard bearer! my gf loves it

[Electric_Head]

proud beard bearer! my gf loves it

She just tells you that but when she`s with her boyfriend she calls you a skaffy Bum.

[cogidubnus]

Not had a clean-shaven face since Christmas Day 2006, all the better for it

[Basstronomer]

[__________]

Standard. Girlfriend hates it though.

[nowaysj]

Used to hang out with a pretty successful indi rocker, 6 3, muscular surfer golden boy type. At one point we both had pretty serious beards going. Would call it beard repellent. The girls would just turn and run.

[lyons238]

yes! i wish i could grow more though, it seems to grow like round my jawline, but not up my cheeks, and it pisses me off how it grows all over my neck too so i gotta keep shavin it off or else i look like a right scruffy bastard like i do now.

same here dude. except mines grows a bit differently. i grow pretty thick in the side burns and chin area. but there is a patch in between my chin and my side burns that just does not grow. and yeah my neck is so sporadic it looks ridiculous. sometimes i can get away with shaving everything but my side burns and chin just trim up around them and keep them pretty short and it looks like i can grow better than i can lol.

[NRHc]

proud beard bearer! my gf loves it

She just tells you that but when she`s with her boyfriend she calls you a skaffy Bum.

hahaha you're crazy,she actually gets mad when I shave it cause it cause it itches too much

[apmje]

I got a beard thing going on. Kinda Amish meets awesome.

[nowaysj]

That is redundant ^

[Lichee]

i want a beard. But i am not a hairy person

[NilsFG]

Bitches be mad 'cuz I'm stylin' on them

+50% of my friends can't grow a moustache and/or beard, something I always like to remind them of.