Fuck me. Size of this spider in the UK.
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Re: Fuck me. Size of this spider in the UK.
spiders are cool becasuse they eat moths
moths... FUCK YOUR FURRY BODIES, YOUR FLAPPY WINGS AND YOUR ERRATIC FLIGHT PLANS
moths... FUCK YOUR FURRY BODIES, YOUR FLAPPY WINGS AND YOUR ERRATIC FLIGHT PLANS
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Pedro Sánchez
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Still gives me nightmares, thats why I keep the dyson on standby, the clear glass lets me know it was a successful suck.
Genevieve wrote:It's a universal law that the rich have to exploit the poor. Preferably violently.
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i let spider bros chill in my room, recently they had a feast when i had my windows open and some flying ants decided to swarm
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THEY CLIMBIN IN YO WINDOWS
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Cutest spider face award to....
p-p-p-p-p-lease sir!! can i have some moar!?
p-p-p-p-p-lease sir!! can i have some moar!?
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not sure why people kill them, they don't bother anyone...
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Pedro Sánchez
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Do I have to tell you about the house Spider that climbed into a guys ear while he was asleep, The inner ear was the perfect condition for the pregnant spider to lay her eggs, it was so deep it took 2 trips to the GP over the space of a week, complaining about rattling and tapping in his ear, before being referred to the hospital for an xray to find out a spider was getting ready to lay its eggs by his ear drum.wizeguy wrote:not sure why people kill them, they don't bother anyone...
Genevieve wrote:It's a universal law that the rich have to exploit the poor. Preferably violently.
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pussy.Pedro Sánchez wrote:Do I have to tell you about the house Spider that climbed into a guys ear while he was asleep, The inner ear was the perfect condition for the pregnant spider to lay her eggs, it was so deep it took 2 trips to the GP over the space of a week, complaining about rattling and tapping in his ear, before being referred to the hospital for an xray to find out a spider was getting ready to lay its eggs by his ear drum.wizeguy wrote:not sure why people kill them, they don't bother anyone...
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notarsednoam wrote:pussy.Pedro Sánchez wrote:Do I have to tell you about the house Spider that climbed into a guys ear while he was asleep, The inner ear was the perfect condition for the pregnant spider to lay her eggs, it was so deep it took 2 trips to the GP over the space of a week, complaining about rattling and tapping in his ear, before being referred to the hospital for an xray to find out a spider was getting ready to lay its eggs by his ear drum.wizeguy wrote:not sure why people kill them, they don't bother anyone...
Genevieve wrote:It's a universal law that the rich have to exploit the poor. Preferably violently.
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deadly_habit
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that's not a jumping spidernoam wrote:Cutest spider face award to....
p-p-p-p-p-lease sir!! can i have some moar!?
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deadly_habit
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jumping spiders are just pure awesome and cuteness
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A shout out to our resident spider expert BLAHBLAHBLAH, rip mate. 
Last i heard he was killed by a giant spider in the dense forests of Borneo..
Last i heard he was killed by a giant spider in the dense forests of Borneo..
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spiders can jump now?!
FUCK THAT, I'M GOING INTO HIDING!
FUCK THAT, I'M GOING INTO HIDING!
wubstep wrote:You Micro-scooter'd away from a knife wielding villian?
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deadly_habit
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they're like 8 legged puppiesMortal wrote:spiders can jump now?!
FUCK THAT, I'M GOING INTO HIDING!
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make it stop!
wubstep wrote:You Micro-scooter'd away from a knife wielding villian?
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deadly_habit
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2:06 just looks like an ozzy osbourne spider...this, i do not mind.
My main concern is, what if a house spider is taught in the ways of jumping.
Theres gonna be a load of these fuckers, including the huge ones, JUMPING!
I cant even contemplate how much i would shit myself. I mean, normally if they're on the wall
they get the hoover...but knowing that one might one day be clever enough and jump at my fucking face?!?!
that is not okay.
My main concern is, what if a house spider is taught in the ways of jumping.
Theres gonna be a load of these fuckers, including the huge ones, JUMPING!
I cant even contemplate how much i would shit myself. I mean, normally if they're on the wall
they get the hoover...but knowing that one might one day be clever enough and jump at my fucking face?!?!
that is not okay.
wubstep wrote:You Micro-scooter'd away from a knife wielding villian?
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