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Re: anti-jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:39 pm
by particle-jim
opinions are like arseholes... they're both nouns
Re: anti-jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:46 pm
by bjackman
What did one lawyer say to the other?
"We are lawyers."
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint
What do a duck and a bicycle have in common?
They both have handlebars.
(except the duck)
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"where's my tractor?"
i also enjoy mixing joke formulae as in the following example:
What do you call a black man with a medical degree?
A doctARRRR
Re: anti-jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:53 pm
by Electric_Head
don`t you mean a pirate with a medical degree??
Re: anti-jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:54 pm
by magma
Electric_Head wrote:don`t you mean a pirate with a medical degree??
Did you read the sentence before the joke?
Re: anti-jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:55 pm
by Electric_Head
but that`s lame
oh, ic
Re: anti-jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:53 pm
by Perfecture
What do you get when you cross Particle-Jim with a anti-funny idea......
This Thread
Only Messin, Just had to be said
I hold Wub's comment on the first page responsible for influencing this post.
Re: anti-jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:56 pm
by particle-jim
what do you get when you cross perfecture with... ermmm... nevermind
Re: anti-jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:21 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Don't call him anything, he has enough problem with that seagull being on his head.
Re: anti-jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:25 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
A Jew, a muslim and a christian one into a bar, bartenders say: "We're closed for refurbishing lads", they leave.
A Jew, a muslim and a christian walk into another bar, they're shit at high jump.
Re: anti-jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:26 pm
by slothrop
So this medical caregiver of indeterminate gender--because nurses can be male or female--says to his or her disabled--or should I say, differently-abled--patient, 'Why do you have a penguin on your head? They're endangered!
Re: anti-jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:30 pm
by AxeD
A jew, a muslim and a christian walk into yet another bar and they have the jew paying for everything...
obviously.
I actually do understand the concept of this thread.
Re: anti-jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:33 pm
by Electric_Head
A Jew, a muslim and a christian walk into bar,
they have a good time
Re: anti-jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:38 pm
by Perfecture
A Muslim walks into a building full of christians and shit gets blown way out of proportion
Re: anti-jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:53 pm
by particle-jim
why did the catholic priest get sent to jail?
tax evasion
Re: anti-jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:57 pm
by Electric_Head
how many jews does it take to skrew in a lightbulb?
1
Re: anti-jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:58 pm
by grillis
Mehlovich wrote:particle-jim wrote:How did the pig solve the Arab-Israeli Conflict?
It didn't. It further exacerbated the problem. The Arab-Israeli Conflict is a multifaceted geopolitical quagmire based on long-simmering religious, ethnic and territorial tensions. A pig is too stupid to understand the root causes of the problem, let alone provide a viable solution. In retrospect, it seems ridiculous to have entrusted a pig with such an important diplomatic mission.
more
Re: anti-jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:59 pm
by particle-jim
Electric_Head wrote:how many jews does it take to skrew in a lightbulb?
1
the answer is 3
one to screw in the light bulb, one to hold the ladder steady and the 3rd to complete a thorough health and safety check
Re: anti-jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:59 pm
by grillis
bjackman wrote:also enjoy mixing joke formulae as in the following example:
What do you call a black man with a medical degree?
A doctARRRR
hahah jeez this thread is good after some herb
Re: anti-jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:01 pm
by Perfecture
At first I was sceptical about this thread, But I am actually finding "Anti Jokes" funnier than alot or actual Jokes.........does that make me retarded??? or Am I not alone on this??
Btw thats not an Anti-Joke
Re: anti-jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:03 pm
by grillis
^I'm having a seriously hard time coming up with any.. can't get the stupid to humour ratio right.. the two i quoted above were on point