Personal Life Mottos

[jameshk]

Oh and the classic...

'At the end of the day, someone's gota do the washing up'

[Raggles]

What the fuck is this? Facebook?

[kidshuffle]

In a thick newfie accent,"That's the way sh'goes, somestimes she goes and somestimes she doesn't"

I'm actually from Nova Scotia; I use that one a lot (minus the really ridiculous accent)

[Neptune]

'Think about what you have, not what you don't have'

'Would you want someone to do the same to you?'

I'd rather eat this cake than not eat it, so I'll eat it.

[AntlionUK]

[Fitzaaaaaay]

If something seems to good to be true, it probably is.

[Raggles]

"If I want to read useless life mottos, I'll just read some facebook statuses"

[AntlionUK]

"If I want to read useless life mottos, I'll just read some facebook statuses"

Dude, you already knew what the thread was about, why act like an arsehole?

[Raggles]

"If I want to read useless life mottos, I'll just read some facebook statuses"

Dude, you already knew what the thread was about, why act like an arsehole?

Because I am free to do as I wish.

[Pedro Sánchez]

Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner.

[SunkLo]

"If I want to read useless life mottos, I'll just read some facebook statuses"

Dude, you already knew what the thread was about, why act like an arsehole?

Because I am free to do as I wish.

"Man who is free to do as he wishes, will act like an arsehole despite knowing what the thread is about."

[Raggles]

"One who creates shitty thread can contract HIV."

[danny_scrilla]

“If they don't like it, fuck them.”

Pounding people whilst screaming YOU WILL FOLLOW ME ON SOUNDCLOUD seems a bit of an aggressive marketing technique.

i didn't say "Like me or I will fuck you!"

[AntlionUK]

"If I want to read useless life mottos, I'll just read some facebook statuses"

Dude, you already knew what the thread was about, why act like an arsehole?

Because I am free to do as I wish.

"Man who is free to do as he wishes, will act like an arsehole despite knowing what the thread is about."

[Laszlo]

Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner.

[mIrReN]

Yes why would one act like an arsehole :')

[SunkLo]

"One who creates shitty thread can contract HIV."

"One who makes thread shitty, heats catheter before insertion."

[unwind]

If something seems to good to be true, it probably is.

Too true.

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give [Name] lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

[noam]

YO DISS IZ WOT MANZ SED 2 MEH B4 E DYED N DAT COZ E AD LYK SUM FUNGYAL INFECKSHON IN IZ DIK N DAT N IT MAYDE MANZ GOW PROPA MENTULL N DAT DEN MANZ DYED E SED

'son, death is certain, life is not' - DENZEL SED DAT SHYT N AH SWARE DOWN ITZ DER CHROOF N DAT G

[kidshuffle]

YO DISS IZ WOT MANZ SED 2 MEH B4 E DYED N DAT COZ E AD LYK SUM FUNGYAL INFECKSHON IN IZ DIK N DAT N IT MAYDE MANZ GOW PROPA MENTULL N DAT DEN MANZ DYED E SED

'son, death is certain, life is not' - DENZEL SED DAT SHYT N AH SWARE DOWN ITZ DER CHROOF N DAT G

amen bruv