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wobbles · Post by **wobbles** » Sun May 20, 2012 10:35 pm

Ive seen more than 5 instances while drivig where an asian person almost got hit by a car while crossing the street beause they think they are playing a real life game of frogger

dickman69 · Post by **dickman69** » Sun May 20, 2012 10:45 pm

^hahahaha

speed crossing in the genes

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Sun May 20, 2012 11:48 pm

well, funny dream:

I was tutoring an inexperienced lady in how to pleasure me
but because my cock was split longitudinally into six wedges
she had to attend to each one separately
which was a bit awkward but she managed to handle the situation
and then, by bundling them together & shoving them in
she got off OK.
Maybe she thought it was normal.

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Mon May 21, 2012 12:00 am

was she asian?

Reese_Liar · Post by **Reese_Liar** » Mon May 21, 2012 12:13 am

how do I start a corner shop? would like to get in on this taking over the world business

Mehlovich · Post by **Mehlovich** » Mon May 21, 2012 12:14 am

Reese Liar wrote:how do I start a corner shop? would like to get in on this taking over the world business

http://www.franchising.com/seven11/

ezza · Post by **ezza** » Mon May 21, 2012 12:27 am

signals wrote:asians have a lot of corner shops theres some mexican corner shops i never see that many of other nationalities maybe thats just here

Maybe Asia's full of corner shops run by fat bald white blokes sellin booze n cigarettes to the underage

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Mon May 21, 2012 1:25 am

Agent 47 wrote:
signals wrote:asians have a lot of corner shops theres some mexican corner shops i never see that many of other nationalities maybe thats just here
Maybe Asia's full of corner shops run by fat bald white blokes sellin booze n cigarettes to the underage

could be but theres so many asians that it wouldn't be taking over with whites

tyger · Post by **tyger** » Mon May 21, 2012 1:48 am

the real question is: given most ppl are asian, why have they let europeans & americans run the world for so long?

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Mon May 21, 2012 4:21 am

signals wrote:was she asian?

the dream didn't say

Does this thread have to be funny/serious thoughts about asians?
If so, I've noticed recent asian immigrants now run many Sydney news agencies & post offices.
That's long hours & a good way to connect with local communities & improve language skills,
so good on em.
Inevitably they'll run the joint
whilst other ethnicities are the soapy stars, social workers & garbage collectors.

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Mon May 21, 2012 10:12 am

Rönin wrote:Pakistani have a lot of corner shops here in Belgium...

Maybe Pakistani are trying to take over Belgium.

And they're dumbing us down by selling us excessive amounts of cheap alcohol.

LA_Boxers · Post by **LA_Boxers** » Mon May 21, 2012 10:15 am

Do you have to own a corner shop to be able to take over the world? Id quite like to by-pass that tbh.

cmgoodman1226 · Post by **cmgoodman1226** » Mon May 21, 2012 11:22 am

tyger wrote:the real question is: given most ppl are asian, why have they let europeans & americans run the world for so long?

Yeah. If they're so good at math then why haven't they figured out they outnumber us yet?

AxeD · Post by **AxeD** » Mon May 21, 2012 12:56 pm

tyger wrote:the real question is: given most ppl are asian, why have they let europeans & americans run the world for so long?

This is not a jokes thread

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Mon May 21, 2012 1:03 pm

AxeD wrote:
tyger wrote:the real question is: given most ppl are asian, why have they let europeans & americans run the world for so long?
This is not a jokes thread

the real question is: given most ppl are insects, why have they let us humans run the world for so long?

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Mon May 21, 2012 1:09 pm

particle-jim wrote:
AxeD wrote:
tyger wrote:the real question is: given most ppl are asian, why have they let europeans & americans run the world for so long?
This is not a jokes thread
the real question is: given most ppl are insects, why have they let us humans run the world for so long?

It's because a small elite consists entirely of pure-bred reptilians, and as you may know, those bastards really hate insects and love to fuck with them.
That's why they don't give us a chance. They're just playing around with us man.

wobbles · Post by **wobbles** » Mon May 21, 2012 2:23 pm

Got killed in my dream by this shithead, woke up
Went back to sleep and told him he didnt kill me and hes a pussy, finds me and kills me again, wake up
Went back to sleep and killed his stupid fucking pet marshmellow cow with a soft hammer, he fucking finds me and kills me again.
This is bullshit

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Mon May 21, 2012 3:42 pm

Was the cow asian?

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Mon May 21, 2012 4:25 pm

sd5 wrote:
signals wrote:was she asian?
the dream didn't say

Does this thread have to be funny/serious thoughts about asians?
If so, I've noticed recent asian immigrants now run many Sydney news agencies & post offices.
That's long hours & a good way to connect with local communities & improve language skills,
so good on em.
Inevitably they'll run the joint
whilst other ethnicities are the soapy stars, social workers & garbage collectors.

i don't know why but asians were on my mind yesterday

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Mon May 21, 2012 4:26 pm

wobbles wrote:Got killed in my dream by this shithead, woke up
Went back to sleep and told him he didnt kill me and hes a pussy, finds me and kills me again, wake up
Went back to sleep and killed his stupid fucking pet marshmellow cow with a soft hammer, he fucking finds me and kills me again.
This is bullshit

i had a cartoon lion in my dream

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