Re: COUGARS
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 3:29 am
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Re: COUGARS
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 3:41 am
Re: COUGARS
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:12 pm
The Cougar was disappointing.
The Puma was for hairdressers.
Not Ford Motor Company's greatest period.
The Puma was for hairdressers.
Not Ford Motor Company's greatest period.
Re: COUGARS
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:15 pm
speak for yourself m8Soiree wrote:men hit their sexual peak in their late 20s
Re: COUGARS
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:02 pm
Foe
Re: COUGARS
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:11 pm
hells norayman612 wrote:friend
Re: COUGARS
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:19 pm
Re: COUGARS
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:53 am
sorry BM, I was being stupid
you weren't scared were you?
so they drop out of trees onto unsuspecting campers eh?
they sound like our drop bears...bears that drop out of trees
Nothing like cougars though.
They wait till yr in yr swag,
then fall out of a tree on top of you,
slightly crushing you
so you can't get away & they can eat you at their leisure
Don't like the look of cougar's claws though...pretty good at shredding.
(I think I've been spiritually traumatized by the octopus thing accosting the big marble man in Prometheus. I mean, it's hard not to feel a genetic alliance with the more human form when two such alienated beings struggle to prevail over the other.)
you weren't scared were you?
so they drop out of trees onto unsuspecting campers eh?
they sound like our drop bears...bears that drop out of trees
Nothing like cougars though.
They wait till yr in yr swag,
then fall out of a tree on top of you,
slightly crushing you
so you can't get away & they can eat you at their leisure
Don't like the look of cougar's claws though...pretty good at shredding.
(I think I've been spiritually traumatized by the octopus thing accosting the big marble man in Prometheus. I mean, it's hard not to feel a genetic alliance with the more human form when two such alienated beings struggle to prevail over the other.)
Re: COUGARS
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:12 am
beautiful animal
Re: COUGARS
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:50 am
this is the first thing i thought of when i saw this topic...
Re: COUGARS
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:42 am
^hahahahahahahaha oh fuck
the river crossing
the river crossing
Re: COUGARS
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:01 am
Re: COUGARS
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:21 am
how did everyone overlook the guy saying he's seeing a 49yo? cot damn. That pum pum musta seen better says looooooooooooooooool
Re: COUGARS
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:40 am
Bats flying out of the muhfucker when she spreads 'em like you're going down on the intro to Treehouse of Horrors.herbs wrote:how did everyone overlook the guy saying he's seeing a 49yo? cot damn. That pum pum musta seen better says looooooooooooooooool
Re: COUGARS
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:43 am
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Re: COUGARS
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:55 am
how long have you waited for a thread to share this with us? I sense your typed anguish.Soiree wrote:My older platonic girlfriends alway told me I belong with an older women.
I've started seeing a 49 YO, and so far it's been the best everything, I've ever had.
Kinda like gods sick game played on humanity,
men hit their sexual peak in their late 20s, women in their late 30s.
And to be frank, 21 year old girls, just annoy the fuck out of me.
their flaky and wrapped up in retarded complexities, older women are simple
and I don't mean simple minded, I mean they're easier to be with.
they've learned that expectations lead to dissipointments, so they're just happy to spend time being young again with a younger man.
21 year old bitches don't got a clue, they have no idea what they want, so you have no idea what they want.
and if you're older than them, you can even develop guilt, feeling like you've taken advantage of an idiot.
That would never happen with a real WOMEN.
Re: COUGARS
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:27 pm
...you guys have surely seen this photo that's been on Yahoo for the past week...
octopus biting a dolphins ding ding...they're calling it naughtypuss...
I figure thats gotta be party dolphin...
octopus biting a dolphins ding ding...they're calling it naughtypuss...
I figure thats gotta be party dolphin...
Re: COUGARS
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:29 pm
^
Re: COUGARS
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:26 pm
magma wrote:Bats flying out of the muhfucker when she spreads 'em like you're going down on the intro to Treehouse of Horrors.herbs wrote:how did everyone overlook the guy saying he's seeing a 49yo? cot damn. That pum pum musta seen better says looooooooooooooooool
Had to be sigged. Just made me look properly mental at work and gave the game away that i'm probably not doing reception related things
Re: COUGARS
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:48 pm
magma wrote:Bats flying out of the muhfucker when she spreads 'em like you're going down on the intro to Treehouse of Horrors.herbs wrote:how did everyone overlook the guy saying he's seeing a 49yo? cot damn. That pum pum musta seen better says looooooooooooooooool
Man looking like he's going to a fancy dress party in the best Gimli costume ever when he's eating out.