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Re: Tila Tequila (remember her?) - "I AM MELCHIZEDEK, BITCHE

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:33 pm
by knell
dubfordessert wrote: idk, i'm just not sure what people find funny about it. i guess on a level it's not much different from me laughing at donald trump's twitter feed though tbf
in groups and out groups... we can't help it, it theoretically kept us alive for a few thousand years as a species

Re: Tila Tequila (remember her?) - "I AM MELCHIZEDEK, BITCHE

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:46 pm
by kingldub
She's clearly not well, don't really find any comedy in that at all but it is yet more proof that an obsession with conspiracy theories can be a dangerous thing.

Re: Tila Tequila (remember her?) - "I AM MELCHIZEDEK, BITCHE

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:34 am
by fractal
-r"/sextape/myspace "fame"/juggalos/etc. kind of fits the equation -q-

Re: Tila Tequila (remember her?) - "I AM MELCHIZEDEK, BITCHE

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:35 am
by fractal
no one here thinks it might simply be a ploy for more attention? reality "star"/sextape/myspace "fame"/juggalos/etc. kind of fits the equation -q-

Re: Tila Tequila (remember her?) - "I AM MELCHIZEDEK, BITCHE

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 5:36 pm
by alphacat
^ This.

At some point the meltdown between this woman's interior and exterior realities became profitable, and even if she's crazy she's getting rich getting crazier, or at least lotsa free blow and attention; her whole existence seems fueled by attention, and neither she, the cameras, or anybody else in a position to do the right thing and stop the money/madness ball (producers, us) seems inclined to stop it. It's media spectacle of the first order. You can take lessons from it, imply criticisms of society, have a chuckle, or whatever else you like. Or not. Personally I think it's all pretty entertaining pseudofiction.

Re: Tila Tequila (remember her?) - "I AM MELCHIZEDEK, BITCHE

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 5:38 pm
by wub
Not a bad sex tape. Lot of queefing though.

Re: Tila Tequila (remember her?) - "I AM MELCHIZEDEK, BITCHE

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 6:18 pm
by nowaysj
wub wrote:Not a bad sex tape. Lot of queefing though.
Are these not mutually exclusive?

Re: Tila Tequila (remember her?) - "I AM MELCHIZEDEK, BITCHE

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 6:21 pm
by kingldub
Queefing is so hot

Re: Tila Tequila (remember her?) - "I AM MELCHIZEDEK, BITCHE

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:28 pm
by alphacat
DM wrote:
WHAT DO THE NEO-sizan AND SKINHEADS AT STORMFRONT MAKE OF TILA TEQUILA’S EMBRACE OF HITLER???

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She’s not a racist or anti-Semite, she just wants to break you free of “The Matrix”

Yesterday, Tablet magazine “broke” the “news” of former MTV star Tila Tequila’s public embrace of Nazism. Wasn’t it just in 2012 when she announced that she was converting to Judaism? She even claimed that she was learning to read and write Hebrew. Then she became a conspiracy theorist and now she’s a izan going by the moniker “Hitila”!

At her blog Hitila wrote a rambling post on December 7th titled “Why I Sympathize With Hitler Part 1: True History Unveiled” about why Adolf Hitler was “misunderstood.” It concluded:
There is much, much, much more to Hitler’s side of the story that has been buried so I will continue the PART 2 of it next time.  For now here are a FEW of MANY inspiring speeches Hitler did that shows his TRUE COLORS as a man of compassion and not some evil monster he was painted out to be.  All he wanted to bring his people and country back up.  Just like how AMERICA IS FALLING AT THE MOMENT YET I DO NOT SEE ANYONE IN OFFICE *AHEM* THAT IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO SAVE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE LIKE HITLER WAS WILLING TO SAVE THE GERMAN PEOPLE!  You know why? Because all of the American Politicians have been INFILTRATED by the enemies.  The same ones who have painted Adolf Hitler out to be a so called “MONSTER.”  Hitler never wanted a worldwide genocide.  That is the biggest lie ever nor did he want the genocide of all the jewish people.  All he wanted was to be able to feed his people from the depression, defend his country from being attacked unfairly, and they claimed the war and harassed him and his people first…. I bet you didn’t know about THAT now did you?  And if you watch some of these speeches I have attached you will see that a lot of what he describes sounds EXACTLY like what AMERICA is going through right now….. Yet, do you see our President trying to save our Country here as Hitler tried to save his?  NOPE!!!  They cheated and played Hitler so bad…. I feel extremely compassionate and sympathy for the man with a ruined legacy as well as a forever condemned great people of Germany!  They are some of the NICEST people I have ever met and that is the truth!!!! Oh yeah… Hitler was also a Vegetarian and HUGE animal lover… what a monster!
Hitila’s new song, “It’s Going Down!” gives some further insight into her tiny, tiny mind. Here are the lyrics so you don’t have to listen (if you do like to make your ears bleed, the track is posted below):

Every time you hear my name it’s going down, goin down X 4
Feeding yo mind with GMOs
while givin yo babies flo flo
not flo rida but flo ride
that shit that burns yo third eye

Jewluminati motherfuckers hate me
Oh no they don’t wanna date me
Nor you nor you nor you too
Worldwide Genocide blame it on the jews

So now they call me a izan
no bitch I’m just good at yhatzee
Espionage is my middle name HA!
I got you good while rolling through yo hood

Hitler no Hi Tila
Hitler no Hit Tila
Hitler No Hi Tila


You get the picture.

But sensing there was more comedic water to draw from this particularly poisoned well, The Raw Story‘s Arturo Garcia decided to see how the white supremacists at Stormfront.org were reacting to Tila’s abrupt Judaism to Nazism conversion. Hilarity ensued!

It’s exactly what you might expect.
“It’s insulting to Adolf Hitler to have that promiscuous, degenerate, mongrel defending him. She makes me want to vomit.”

“The sad part is this no one will listen to her.”

“I congratulate her for finding the truth.”

“Brave woman to throw her career away for truth. Jew Hollywood and media will never hire her again.”

“Very, very strange. Her entry almost seems copied and pasted from this website. I wonder if she wasn’t somehow ‘encouraged’ — either overtly or covertly — to promulgate this information in an attempt to discredit it. I, for one, am quite skeptical.”

“She sounds perfectly lucid to me.”

“She’s not a truther, she’s a plant.”

“We need more people like her spreading this type of message. As long she does not preach racial mixing, has no kids, and eventually commits suicide, it is all good.”

“She’s got 2 million followers. People will listen to her. The Zionist veneer is finally crumbling.”

“I posted a supportive comment on the page. I think we all should to show her that she is not alone in her beliefs.”


Saving the best for last:
“Is she of Jewish racial ancestry?”
[Add sound effect of your choice here]

The YouTube commenters are actually more insane than the posters at Stormfront, who at least weren’t as confused by what she’s selling….

Here’s “It’s Going Down!”. Going viral like an STD, baby…
 

 
Mind rot at its finest: “Tila Talks Ep. 9: Parallel Worlds, sizan, Zionists, the Matrix & Illuminati”—she’s like a mentally challenged character in a Philip K. Dick novel. One that he burned.
 

Re: Tila Tequila (remember her?) - "I AM MELCHIZEDEK, BITCHE

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:38 pm
by OGLemon
lol, move along.

Re: Tila Tequila (remember her?) - "I AM MELCHIZEDEK, BITCHE

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:45 pm
by Harkat
I hate it when people bump threads and I think fractal and deadly habit etc are back, such a par

Re: Tila Tequila (remember her?) - "I AM MELCHIZEDEK, BITCHE

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:49 pm
by kidshuffle
We need more people like her spreading this type of message. As long she does not preach racial mixing, has no kids, and eventually commits suicide, it is all good.


looooooooool fucking stormfront

Re: Tila Tequila (remember her?) - "I AM MELCHIZEDEK, BITCHE

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 10:41 am
by Muncey
Jewluminati :o

Re: Tila Tequila (remember her?) - "I AM MELCHIZEDEK, BITCHE

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:35 pm
by deadly_habit
Harkat wrote:I hate it when people bump threads and I think fractal and deadly habit etc are back, such a par
:sofa:

Re: Tila Tequila (remember her?) - "I AM MELCHIZEDEK, BITCHE

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:45 pm
by cloaked_up
what happened to fractals
tiurned into a 'bad mod' ?

:P

Re: Tila Tequila (remember her?) - "I AM MELCHIZEDEK, BITCHE

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:49 pm
by kidshuffle
seckle got jealous and killed him

Re: Tila Tequila (remember her?) - "I AM MELCHIZEDEK, BITCHE

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 11:00 pm
by ehbes
kidshuffle wrote:seckle got jealous and killed him
"WHY CANT I BE LOVED LIKE YOU ARE?"

Re: Tila Tequila (remember her?) - "I AM MELCHIZEDEK, BITCHE

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:18 pm
by DiegoSapiens
deadly habit wrote:
Harkat wrote:I hate it when people bump threads and I think fractal and deadly habit etc are back, such a par
:sofa:
What happened with you twin bro?

Re: Tila Tequila (remember her?) - "I AM MELCHIZEDEK, BITCHE

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:19 pm
by nowaysj
In his absence I thought he carried out some of those ideas we had for him.

Re: Tila Tequila (remember her?) - "I AM MELCHIZEDEK, BITCHE

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:00 pm
by Harkat
DH you missed so many chances to grass on Agent