Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!

[dickman69]

#TeamGWA

[Johoosh]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Don't sneak up on Oscar Pistorius

[wubstep]

Gwa you'd love Nick Cave's 'The Death of Bunny Munro' and the subsequent film version coming out.

[gwa]

i thought you were on about nic cage then and got really excited

[LA_Boxers]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Don't sneak up on Oscar Pistorius

You dun dit wong!!

Roses are Red
Violets are glorious
Dont sneak up
on Oscar Pistorius.

[EliteLennon117]

tits or gtfo

[syrup]

repost

[dickman69]

i thought you were nic cage and got really excited

also good pick up line

[Sexual_Chocolate]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Don't sneak up on Oscar Pistorius

You dun dit wong!!

Roses are Red
Violets are glorious
Dont sneak up
on Oscar Pistorius.

pfft

the floor is red,
missus is dead
how did he do it?
he has no legs

[NickUndercover]

Hey Lace I can cook, want to bear my children ? You can eat my delicious food while I smoke all your weed

[garethom]

Hey Lace I can cook, want to bear my children ? You can eat my delicious food while I smoke all your weed

^^^ cringe.

[NickUndercover]

Hey Lace I can cook, want to bear my children ? You can eat my delicious food while I smoke all your weed

^^^ cringe.

He then proceeded to complain about not finding any girlfriend

[garethom]

I know man. Strange, huh.

[abelard]

You know smoking lowers your sperm count? Fancy a top up?

[hifi]

R u a beaver

Cuz dam

$$$
whers the original thread of bad pickuplines??? some of them were so good i need to write them down

[OGLemon]

R u a beaver

Cuz dam

[hubb]

my is dead so can I bury it in your ?

[DiegoSapiens]

i turned up and told her
we haven't talked in the whole year

#shame

[ehbes]

[forbidden]

if we were both squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole?