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Re: laws of attractive v1

Post by volcanogeorge » Thu Jul 18, 2013 6:22 pm

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Re: laws of attractive v1

Post by ezza » Thu Jul 18, 2013 6:37 pm

skimpi wrote:Yeah I saw the most fiyah gyal on a train once
should of rubbed your beard on her neck
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Re: laws of attractive v1

Post by Raggles » Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:52 pm

jaydot wrote:Funny how you see this one and above all the rest she stands out.
Yeah it was very unexpected....

I reckon i'll just keep bangin random broads until I see her again :(
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Re: laws of attractive v1

Post by 3za » Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:28 pm

Just get drunk, snd bang any thing that moves. that is whsat i have been doing since saturday.
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Re: laws of attractive v1

Post by kidshuffle » Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:30 pm

Raggles wrote:
jaydot wrote:Funny how you see this one and above all the rest she stands out.
Yeah it was very unexpected....

I reckon i'll just keep bangin random broads jerkin off until I see her again :(
let's be real m8
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Re: laws of attractive v1

Post by Soul_Of_Seun » Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:36 pm

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Re: laws of attractive v1

Post by syrup » Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:59 pm

wanna fuk?

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Re: laws of attractive v1

Post by Raggles » Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:06 am

kidshuffle wrote:
Raggles wrote:
jaydot wrote:Funny how you see this one and above all the rest she stands out.
Yeah it was very unexpected....

I reckon i'll just keep bangin random broads jerkin off until I see her again :(
let's be real m8
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Re: laws of attractive v1

Post by Raggles » Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:07 am

There's pasta in my lungs...it hurts
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Re: laws of attractive v1

Post by kidshuffle » Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:14 am

srry bro :(
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Re: laws of attractive v1

Post by EliteLennon117 » Fri Jul 19, 2013 2:04 am

I think raggles choked to death on his pasta. #RIP. we will never forget.
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Re: laws of attractive v1

Post by kidshuffle » Fri Jul 19, 2013 2:18 am

i aint a killa but dont push me
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Re: laws of attractive v1

Post by BonerJams04 » Fri Jul 19, 2013 2:45 am

i aint a killa but dont kill me

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Re: laws of attractive v1

Post by Raggles » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:09 pm

So im going to my m8's lakehouse tomorrow with this other 10/10 and I dont know if we should start banging in the showr then the bed or bed>shower

advice?
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Re: laws of attractive v1

Post by Raggles » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:11 pm

oh yeah and what the fuck is up with girls flopping on plans until you beg them to go....shit pisses me off right good m8 smh
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Re: laws of attractive v1

Post by kidshuffle » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:54 pm

shower to bed bro

glad u didn't die
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Re: laws of attractive v1

Post by Raggles » Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:23 pm

kidshuffle wrote:shower to bed bro

glad u didn't die
Thanks bro ;-)
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Re: laws of attractive v1

Post by jameshk » Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:24 am

Similar happened to me, But I decided to speak to her. Turns out that 'glint' in here eye was really the look of a psychopath. Lesson's learnt, all women just want to kill you.
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Re: laws of attractive v1

Post by DiegoSapiens » Sat Jul 20, 2013 4:23 pm

yesterday i was in a big supermarket in tanger and i saw a beautiful girl that worked there (falled in love instantly) that was scared with a giant cockroach (the bigger one i have seen in my life) so i kicked it the fuck out and i felt like her fucking hero and we stared at each other with my ultra sexy smile and my heart was going to explode, but i can only speak a few words of arab so i didn´t know what to do.
and that was it.
i´m depressed now
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Re: laws of attractive v1

Post by dooshbhag » Sun Jul 21, 2013 4:31 am

Raggles,
Y'know, you could've just asked her to go out some time. She could've said no, but at least then you'd have known.

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