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Is man on the beat?

Never
4
5%
Once a month
4
5%
Couple times a week
32
42%
A wank a day keeps the doctor away
26
34%
Hold tight blud I'm yankin the snake atm
10
13%
 
Total votes: 76

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Re: Porn

Post by ehbes » Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:29 am

Laszlo wrote:That one 'Never' vote is me btw. I have seen porn, I just don't 'use' it.
More a fan of the mental spank bank are we?
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Re: Porn

Post by Laszlo » Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:32 am

:W:

I reached adolescence before the internet was widely available.

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Re: Porn

Post by kidshuffle » Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:33 am

laszlo's so old he jerks off to nudie cards and pinups
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nowaysj wrote:Look at when Jedi's die, and then they become kind of shimmery and holographic.
.... 2Pac was a Jedi?? :corntard:

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Re: Porn

Post by ehbes » Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:36 am

kidshuffle wrote:laszlo's so old he jerks off to nudie cards and pinups
womens clothing magazines
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Re: Porn

Post by Harkat » Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:41 am

I miss pistons

he actually had quality posts

I hope he's eating vitamins and having beautiful hippie sex in heaven
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Re: Porn

Post by nowaysj » Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:42 am

Laszlo wrote::W:

I reached adolescence before the internet was widely available.
I can't imagine being an adolescent on the web. So much pussy!
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Re: Porn

Post by Harkat » Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:43 am

theres only about 4
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Re: Porn

Post by Laszlo » Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:45 am

kidshuffle wrote:laszlo's so old he jerks off to nudie cards and pinups
Image

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Re: Porn

Post by Harkat » Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:49 am

Soundcloud

That's a pretty sick sounding tune for instance.

Honestly I hope things are alright with the guy. I remember someone dissed him by saying how he was basically a loser cos he'd been at it for years but only played Rinse once and had never actually caught on. I dunno.
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Re: Porn

Post by rockonin » Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:58 am

Every day/every other day for me. Doesn't it help reduce chances of testicular cancer down, and keeps the soldiers fresh etc.
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Re: Porn

Post by kidshuffle » Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:13 am

why is there a post about pistons in this thread? lol
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nowaysj wrote:Look at when Jedi's die, and then they become kind of shimmery and holographic.
.... 2Pac was a Jedi?? :corntard:

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Re: Porn

Post by OGLemon » Thu Dec 05, 2013 2:06 am

The main reason why he pops up in this thread is because the common man most likely subconsciously links Piston's with passionate masturbation. Piston's post in my underwear thread showed us the more sexual side of the man. While his choice in underwear may be that of a sexual deviant we still accept him and all of his inadequacies.

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Re: Porn

Post by wysockisauce » Thu Dec 05, 2013 5:01 am

lloydnoise wrote:everything in moderation, brothers

Great video. Sort of makes me paranoid about being an addict in general.

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Re: Porn

Post by nowaysj » Thu Dec 05, 2013 5:25 am

It really isn't good and diminishes all aspects of life.
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Re: Porn

Post by wysockisauce » Thu Dec 05, 2013 5:34 am

nowaysj wrote:It really isn't good and diminishes all aspects of life.
I think that could be applied to anything that isn't productive and preoccupies an individual.

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Re: Porn

Post by nowaysj » Thu Dec 05, 2013 5:55 am

To an extent, but addiction rewires your brain. Physically alters the way the thing works. That is more than a simple distraction. It physically reduces your ability to experience happiness. Scary shit.
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Re: Porn

Post by wysockisauce » Thu Dec 05, 2013 6:02 am

nowaysj wrote:To an extent, but addiction rewires your brain. Physically alters the way the thing works. That is more than a simple distraction. It physically reduces your ability to experience happiness. Scary shit.
Agreed.

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Re: Porn

Post by wub » Thu Dec 05, 2013 6:48 am

#NoFap

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Re: Porn

Post by Sheff » Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:06 am

Finding good porn has become such a chore lately

I cant watch "normal" shit either, watching a blonde with big fake boobies and making big fake moaning noises whilst being filmed with 7 HD cameras and some big bald meathead fucking her doesn't do anything for me

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Re: Porn

Post by CreamLord » Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:08 am

From what I've seen, HD porn is usually pretty shit
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