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Re: what age can u hit kids?
Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 8:12 pm
by Phigure
imo you should show him the light and teach him the #wonga lifestyle. instruct him in the art of blending
foster him to grow up to be mini agent
agent 46
Re: what age can u hit kids?
Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 8:12 pm
by m8son666
show him ur johnson
Re: what age can u hit kids?
Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 8:38 pm
by sigbowls
ill show my penis when i get to 10000 posts
Re: what age can u hit kids?
Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 10:14 pm
by kay
Drop some bling in the blender so he sees it, let him reach in for it, then OOPSIES.
Shoulda been more careful and less greedy for chocolate coins, kid.
Re: what age can u hit kids?
Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 10:19 pm
by dickman69
if youre going to hit him youve got 2 hit him for real
otherwise he will sense ur holding back
Re: what age can u hit kids?
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 12:34 am
by ultraspatial
best age to hit a child is while it's still in the womb imo
Re: what age can u hit kids?
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 12:37 am
by garethom
when he comes through the door just play the stone cold steve austin theme tune and walk up to him, kick him in the groin and deliver a sit down power bomb, maybe through an ikea table you bought for that purpose.
after, get your mom or a friend to throw you a 4 pack of beer, and messily drink them all at once, staring menacingly at gathered family
Re: what age can u hit kids?
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:20 am
by Molzie
kids have no respect. restore the order.
Re: what age can u hit kids?
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:29 am
by SCope13
garethom wrote:when he comes through the door just play the stone cold steve austin theme tune and walk up to him, kick him in the groin and deliver a sit down power bomb, maybe through an ikea table you bought for that purpose.
after, get your mom or a friend to throw you a 4 pack of beer, and messily drink them all at once, staring menacingly at gathered family
wait theres such thing as a 4 pack lol?
Re: what age can u hit kids?
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:38 am
by Nihilism
In the UK is everything possible when it comes to alcohol.
Re: what age can u hit kids?
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:55 am
by nousd
eleven year old cousin mouthing off?
wrestle him to submission, tickle him til he pleads for you to stop then start the conversation that will lead him to respect and affection
no point corporally punishing kids beyond about seven, if at all
Re: what age can u hit kids?
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 2:35 am
by ehbes
Children are property
Re: what age can u hit kids?
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 2:43 am
by bennyfroobs
bang him out with a bag of oranges
they dont leave bruises
squirt juice in his eye for good measure
maybe use lemons as a substitute
Re: what age can u hit kids?
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 3:03 am
by OGLemon
child = 3/5 of a human
imo
Re: what age can u hit kids?
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 3:07 am
by ehbes
OGLemon wrote:child = 3/5 of a human
imo
Ok that's a bit much bud...
Re: what age can u hit kids?
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 3:10 am
by Doozle
Show him how many big ups you've got
Re: what age can u hit kids?
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 3:13 am
by dickman69
ehb's new england white guilt is showing
Re: what age can u hit kids?
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 3:27 am
by CYRHEN
bennyfroobs wrote:bang him out with a bag of oranges
they dont leave bruises
squirt juice in his eye for good measure
maybe use lemons as a substitute
lmfao
Re: what age can u hit kids?
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 5:57 am
by Dub_freak
Child protection services are monitoring this thread.
Re: what age can u hit kids?
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 6:21 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
just give the tnuc a deadarm if he acts up.