Centurion- 1BPM experimental/avant-garde music with hacky rasta/movie samples placed 1 per beat and an absolute shit-ton of reverb/delay/pitch-shifting/you-name-it. Originally used to create a signal to drink during a game of centurion but has found its way into my everyday listening.
Re: Fake genres thread
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:02 pm
by particle-jim
ambient mariachi
cosmic donk
psytrap
Re: Fake genres thread
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:04 pm
by Forum
Brumbacore
Half time 180 midlands speed trap
Re: Fake genres thread
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:06 pm
by garethom
Agent's mom beat you to psytrap. Check this foundations mix. The Darude - Sandstorm mix is something to behold!
particle-jim wrote:alright how about goa-trap then?
Shift the hyphen and you've got goat-rap.
Re: Fake genres thread
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:11 pm
by garethom
Drum & Smallmouth Bass - Around 170 bpm, uses synths developed to sound like Micropterus dolomieu.
wub wrote:
particle-jim wrote:alright how about goa-trap then?
Shift the hyphen and you've got goat-rap.
Re: Fake genres thread
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:25 pm
by particle-jim
NWOBHM (new wave of British heavy moombahton)
"Stripped down Italian Speedcore,
New wave of Righteous handbag"
Re: Fake genres thread
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:31 pm
by m8son666
future donkline
Re: Fake genres thread
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:40 pm
by ultraspatial
trone - droning trap music
ropue - ballroom/vogue made for kkk meetings instead of gay people
gabbage - gabba meets uk garage, music specifically made for knife crime
future gabbage - same thing as gabbage, only made by middle class white pussies who put more effort into mysterious night time promo pics then the actual music (and/or stabbings)
Re: Fake genres thread
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:41 pm
by m8son666
ultraspatial wrote:future gabbage - same thing as gabbage, only made by middle class white pussies who put more effort into mysterious night time promo pics then the actual music
Re: Fake genres thread
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:43 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
Mumwave, samples your mum in the bath, soaked in natural reverb full of sqweltchy fart sounds, this is an ambient genre so BPMs can be as slow as they need to be so you can take in the relaxing vibe to wash away the modern day stresses. Sub-genre's are Part-time Electro and OldSkool Run.
Re: Fake genres thread
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:46 pm
by skins345669
ultraspatial wrote:trone - droning trap music
Brilliant
Supernova = Epic trance synth led Bossa Nova
Re: Fake genres thread
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 2:07 pm
by Harkat
Pedro Sánchez wrote:Mumwave, samples your mum in the bath, soaked in natural reverb full of sqweltchy fart sounds, this is an ambient genre so BPMs can be as slow as they need to be so you can take in the relaxing vibe to wash away the modern day stresses. Sub-genre's are Part-time Electro and OldSkool Run.
Haha I swear I had a reply typed in that was gonna be "mumstep - the sound of me slapping your mums arse to a 126bpm beat"
Re: Fake genres thread
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 2:09 pm
by ezza
ultraspatial wrote:trone - droning trap music
ropue - ballroom/vogue made for kkk meetings instead of gay people
gabbage - gabba meets uk garage, music specifically made for knife crime
future gabbage - same thing as gabbage, only made by middle class white pussies who put more effort into mysterious night time promo pics then the actual music (and/or stabbings)
gabbage sounds sick
Re: Fake genres thread
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 2:16 pm
by Harkat
arguably I Luv U is gabbage when you think about it
Re: Fake genres thread
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:06 pm
by nameless133
djentcore - similar crap like metalcore with more guitar strings and breakdowns
gabberstep - hc techno with broken beats
Re: Fake genres thread
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:09 pm
by wub
DOLGAP wrote:gabberstep
I dont even need to search Soundcloud to know that'll already be on there.
Re: Fake genres thread
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:21 pm
by Harkat
just add gabba kicks to anything and you have a new genre right?
Mumgab - All this shite indie mumford music where they stomp the floor instead of drums and chant lyrics about horses, except instead of the floor-stomp its a phat distorted 909 kick.
Re: Fake genres thread
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:23 pm
by wolf89
Mediocore - Boring Hardcore
UK Snazzy - Like UK Funky but snazzier
Grindrcore - A combination of extreme metal and hardcore punk made on iphone apps with lyrics about casual gay sex.