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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:35 pm
by slums
Shonky wrote:I was using an english/french online translation to see what "go fuck your mother" was in french.
I got two translations and one was "go shit your mother" which I think might be slightly more offensive and the other was "go kiss your mother" which seemed a bit lame to be honest.
Hardly the Cosa Nostra expletive-fest that I had hoped for. Je ne suis pas le gangster
PMSL
go shit your mother is wickid.
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:48 pm
by FSTZ
I never really understood the whole...
"I'm going to see a man about a horse"
I guess that means you need to piss
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:53 pm
by step correct
unklefesta wrote:I never really understood the whole...
"I'm going to see a man about a horse"
I guess that means you need to piss
It basically means "I gotta take off guys.."
lol I use that one all the time complete with authentic country western accent.
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:54 pm
by shonky
unklefesta wrote:I never really understood the whole...
"I'm going to see a man about a horse"
I guess that means you need to piss
I think it actually means I have to go and see a man about a horse
It's like double euphemism
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:17 pm
by FSTZ
Shonky wrote:unklefesta wrote:I never really understood the whole...
"I'm going to see a man about a horse"
I guess that means you need to piss
I think it actually means I have to go and see a man about a horse
It's like double euphemism
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:00 am
by jahtao
I heard there's such a thing as a dis-phemism. Its like the opposite or some shit. I am too hung over to think what that might mean, let alone come up with one aghrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:48 pm
by 8bitboi
''make a Barry scott'' =Slang For skin one up
''giz a bit of that Santa pod'' = Spliff
''Fill up ya Jerry-can'',= Drinkin A pint
''im on the 2nd stage Final Boss''= For im too Drunk and Stoned
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:08 am
by FSTZ
jahtao wrote:I heard there's such a thing as a dis-phemism. Its like the opposite or some shit. I am too hung over to think what that might mean, let alone come up with one aghrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
fired
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:41 am
by tempest
It's "See a man about a dog" here in oz... funny that
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:48 am
by flippo
"get a dog up ya"
"get a rabit round ya"
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 7:53 am
by kidlogic
My brother back home in Wisconsin says 'all buttoned up', meaning 'really drunk'
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:02 pm
by FSTZ
hmmm
I cant remember where I first heard this...
but someone called masturbating "rubbing one out"
"imma go rub one out now, then I'll be back to shake hands with your friends"
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:32 pm
by mikey_g
unklefesta wrote:hmmm
I cant remember where I first heard this...
but someone called masturbating "rubbing one out"
"imma go rub one out now, then I'll be back to shake hands with your friends"
spanking the monkey
polishing the bishop
5 knuckle shuffle
all got from a text book for sex ed when i young
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:39 pm
by stanton
Rhythm pamphlet always amused me.
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:15 pm
by FSTZ
I heard another for taking a crap yesterday
"process paperwork"
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:30 pm
by chunkie
i've heard a couple more for taking a crap:
'riding the porcelain bus'
and
'giving birth to an otter'
the otter one always makes me laugh
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:34 pm
by shonky
Chunkie wrote:i've heard a couple more for taking a crap:
'riding the porcelain bus'
and
'giving birth to an otter'
the otter one always makes me laugh
Alongside "coaxing the grizzly's out of hibernation" and "taking the brown's white water rafting". My mate Leigh did have an interesting turn of phrase. Also "dropping the kids off at the pool" is inspired.
Still like "straining the vegetables" for taking a piss.
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:42 pm
by FSTZ
Chunkie wrote:'giving birth to an otter'
Shonky wrote: "coaxing the grizzly's out of hibernation" and "taking the brown's white water rafting".
awesome