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Nevalo wrote:id bang a chick, then just after i cum, id wind it back so i can just keep cuming

forever

shit on your head

So if everybody around me freezes,
I still end up with a frigid dame.

Ah anyway
I'd probably spend my time having a really close look at people,
like checking out their eyeballs and earholes,
maybe do some grooming...
squeeze a few pimples,
wash behind ears, remove stray hairs
and apply suitable make-up
so, when I start time again
they go: hey I'm looking good today.

Come to think of it;
I'd open a hairdressers
Stop time to avoid boring chat
and give hipsters a proper shave.

& talking of animals:
any passing hoodlums with pit bulls,
I'd stop time & rearrange them
so that when time started again
the wiseguy would find his pants down & his dick in the dogs jaws

Wish I could think of something to do for people suffering from painful disease.

ring my last dealer that fucked me over and steal all his weed

since flow is measured volume/time

would rivers flow when time stops?

could i drive a boat in stopped time?

wood pause time and have a kip then be v refreshed when i unpause time tbf

id do ass2ass forever with a hot asian

I'd molest lye while he was asleep

I've discussed this many a time and while I can't deny that it would be a useful academic tool, I don't know if I'd ever get round to un-pausing time.

Touching lightly on what Ray said, without time there can't be physical change, so there cannot be linear/angular displacement, or velocity and momentum by consequence, and it would be impossible for any of these properties to change; so gravity, for starters, wouldn't 'exist'. That could be fun, but at least theoretically speaking all forces would break down as their carriers wouldn't be able to carry them, so really I think everything would be in a sort of incoherent chaos, so even if your mind remained in tact, I don't think you'd be capable of using your body; at least not in any way you'd previously been able to.

Addressing the question though, without the time matter can't change location, so the river wouldn't be able to flow as it takes time for its constituent particles to change position. Additionally, it would take time for the boat's propellers to displace the water and affect propulsion. So no, nothing could actually 'happen', however you, as the time freezer, would be the only person who was aware of the fact. It also means that you wouldn't be able to unfreeze time; which leads me back to where I started.

jesslem wrote:I've discussed this many a time and while I can't deny that it would be a useful academic tool, I don't know if I'd ever get round to un-pausing time.

Touching lightly on what Ray said, without time there can't be physical change, so there cannot be linear/angular displacement, or velocity and momentum by consequence, and it would be impossible for any of these properties to change; so gravity, for starters, wouldn't 'exist'. That could be fun, but at least theoretically speaking all forces would break down as their carriers wouldn't be able to carry them, so really I think everything would be in a sort of incoherent chaos, so even if your mind remained in tact, I don't think you'd be capable of using your body; at least not in any way you'd previously been able to.

Addressing the question though, without the time matter can't change location, so the river wouldn't be able to flow as it takes time for its constituent particles to change position. Additionally, it would take time for the boat's propellers to displace the water and affect propulsion. So no, nothing could actually 'happen', however you, as the time freezer, would be the only person who was aware of the fact. It also means that you wouldn't be able to unfreeze time; which leads me back to where I started.

The watch is magic.

Fair play, Gareth. Fair play.

Molzie wrote:I'd molest lye while he was asleep

well maybe not
but
oh ok


EDIT: ok upon reflection:

but I was entertained

sd5 wrote:So if everybody around me freezes,
I still end up with a frigid dame.

Ah anyway
I'd probably spend my time having a really close look at people,
like checking out their eyeballs and earholes,
maybe do some grooming...
squeeze a few pimples,
wash behind ears, remove stray hairs
and apply suitable make-up
so, when I start time again
they go: hey I'm looking good today.

Come to think of it;
I'd open a hairdressers
Stop time to avoid boring chat
and give hipsters a proper shave.

& talking of animals:
any passing hoodlums with pit bulls,
I'd stop time & rearrange them
so that when time started again
the wiseguy would find his pants down & his dick in the dogs jaws

Wish I could think of something to do for people suffering from painful disease.

^fascinating

the practical problem is
if other people's actions are frozen in time,
then you couldn't just reach inside them & pull out a tumour
because that would involve their body parts moving
& surely nothing of their existence can change during that time.

Yeah, I know, I know...it's a magic watch.

On the grounds that magic is merely unknown science, I take it upon myself to declare this thread ignorant and lockworthy.

rockonin wrote:If you had a magic watch that could stop/start time,(I.e everything around you freezes but you carry on as normal) what mischief would you get up to?

yep what otgher said

ban you

I would do terrible terrible things