SNH Confession Box

hubb · Post by **hubb** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 10:37 pm

oh an agent you shouldn't call your mum bin, m8

wolf89 · Post by **wolf89** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 10:44 pm

I pee in public more than should be done

jaydot · Post by **jaydot** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 11:43 pm

nowaysj wrote:I was once (just forgot how to spell once, still doesn't seem right, metaconfession) without a home, and was in this small grocery and I had an empty mug with a lid. I picked up some boysenberry jam, and noticed that it fit perfectly in this mug. I put it in there and STOLE THE JAM.

Lived off peanut butter and jam crackers for a week.

Fucking grand.

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 11:45 pm

i shagged harkat's dad

nowaysj · Post by **nowaysj** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:32 am

Agent 47 wrote:my mom once said i couldnt go to my mates till i took out the bin... didnt do it and went to my mates anyway!

Once went over to my friend's house to spend the night. I forgot to take out the trash before I went over.

Grounded 2 weeks. No TV, no leaving the house, chores nonstop. Was well before the internet, I'm sure I would have lost that as well, but such a sudden and protracted cessation of contact with the hive mind could have left me cataleptic. Wait, I did manage to still hit some BBS's, haha, never mind.

Molzie · Post by **Molzie** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:40 am

being grounded in the olden days must've been real tough pops

nowaysj · Post by **nowaysj** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:43 am

Sure was son. Had the same two Playboys and Hustlers for years. I was, like, married to those bitches.

Molzie · Post by **Molzie** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:54 am

I nicked some penthouses from under my mates dads bed. Didn't even care that 2/3 of the pages were stuck together with glue. thought it was a little odd tho

dickman69 · Post by **dickman69** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 4:42 am

nobody wrote:I thought you called it 'jelly'

jelly & jam arent the same thing

Harkat · Post by **Harkat** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 4:55 am

When I was a kid I use to jerk it to this one David guetta video all the time

babylonian wank

dickman69 · Post by **dickman69** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 5:44 am

I think i can speak for everyone of us who went through most/all of our teens without high speed internet... there is no such thing as regrettable jackoff material

Genevieve · Post by **Genevieve** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:24 am

nowaysj wrote:Was well before the internet

Word, innit

lovelydivot · Post by **lovelydivot** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:28 am

I had sex with a "grown man" once.

It was a horrible experience.

I'm going to stick to guys and man-boys.

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:50 pm

I put a bar of soap up my bum once and it really stung, it wasn't even a sexual thing, I just wanted a cleaner anus

Harkat · Post by **Harkat** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:55 pm

Big up

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 2:38 pm

what was the girth of the soap?

hubb · Post by **hubb** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 2:42 pm

changed afterwards

loving this lewd stuff carry on

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 2:52 pm

m8son wrote:what was the girth of the soap?

standard bar size, I only managed to accommodate one corner though

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 2:55 pm

looool fuk dat

big up tho

hubb · Post by **hubb** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 3:01 pm

accomodate

great choice of words and a gentleman host it seems

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