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oh an agent you shouldn't call your mum bin, m8

I pee in public more than should be done

nowaysj wrote:I was once (just forgot how to spell once, still doesn't seem right, metaconfession) without a home, and was in this small grocery and I had an empty mug with a lid. I picked up some boysenberry jam, and noticed that it fit perfectly in this mug. I put it in there and STOLE THE JAM.

Lived off peanut butter and jam crackers for a week.

Fucking grand.

i shagged harkat's dad

Agent 47 wrote:my mom once said i couldnt go to my mates till i took out the bin... didnt do it and went to my mates anyway!

Once went over to my friend's house to spend the night. I forgot to take out the trash before I went over.

Grounded 2 weeks. No TV, no leaving the house, chores nonstop. Was well before the internet, I'm sure I would have lost that as well, but such a sudden and protracted cessation of contact with the hive mind could have left me cataleptic. Wait, I did manage to still hit some BBS's, haha, never mind.

being grounded in the olden days must've been real tough pops

Sure was son. Had the same two Playboys and Hustlers for years. I was, like, married to those bitches.

I nicked some penthouses from under my mates dads bed. Didn't even care that 2/3 of the pages were stuck together with glue. thought it was a little odd tho

nobody wrote:I thought you called it 'jelly'

jelly & jam arent the same thing

When I was a kid I use to jerk it to this one David guetta video all the time

babylonian wank

I think i can speak for everyone of us who went through most/all of our teens without high speed internet... there is no such thing as regrettable jackoff material

nowaysj wrote:Was well before the internet

Word, innit

I had sex with a "grown man" once.


It was a horrible experience.

I'm going to stick to guys and man-boys.

I put a bar of soap up my bum once and it really stung, it wasn't even a sexual thing, I just wanted a cleaner anus

Big up

what was the girth of the soap?

changed afterwards

loving this lewd stuff carry on

m8son wrote:what was the girth of the soap?

standard bar size, I only managed to accommodate one corner though

looool fuk dat

big up tho

accomodate

great choice of words and a gentleman host it seems