Some silly fool trying to show up Mr.Kyle

Jennifer · Post by **Jennifer** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:30 am

these shows are crap.

bad for the brain...

braiden · Post by **braiden** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:17 pm

jackieboi wrote:This guy is fucking hilarious, check him out, real life cringe humour.

Jeremy Kyle is a baddaman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw3zxL-yahU

that guy is too much. coked off his bean no doubt.

check this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1DToMHB ... ed&search=

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:22 pm

Jennifer wrote:these shows are crap.

bad for the brain...

It's an amazing way of thinking that your life's on an upward path, when really it's just not declining as steeply as the doomed fucks on the show

ajantis_art · Post by **ajantis_art** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:17 pm

that david geezer needs a fucking good hiding i think. some quality quotes in there though. good distraction from work

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:07 pm

Smarmy little git.

Cor i jus wanted to slap the teeth out his mout.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:09 pm

Vonboyage wrote:Smarmy little git.

Cor i jus wanted to slap the teeth out his mout.

There's nothing worse than someone who's blatantly a fuckwit trying to be a smartarse is there

poax · Post by **poax** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:19 pm

look at the weasly younger version

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:26 pm

i'd love to stick a shovel into his smarmy sneering face

i mean seriously, words cannot express how angry i get watching this tnuc on telly. i sit in my armchair roaring obscenities at the tv

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:30 pm

pk- wrote:i'd love to stick a shovel into his smarmy sneering face

i mean seriously, words cannot express how angry i get watching this tnuc on telly. i sit in my armchair roaring obscenities at the tv

Turn the telly off maybe?

The purpose of the show is to make people feel better in their world's knowing that they haven't slid down to the level of the show's guests isn't it. Which is a bit like thinking you're doing well cause a load of jock twats who live in the same country as you managed to kick a ball in the right direction

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:31 pm

pk- wrote: i sit in my armchair roaring obscenities at the tv

Rabble Rabble Rabble Rabble

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:35 pm

Shonky wrote: Turn the telly off maybe?

i can't last more than 5 or 10 minutes into his shitbag of a show before i switch over.

turning the telly off is not an option, however.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:39 pm

pk- wrote:
Shonky wrote: Turn the telly off maybe?
i can't last more than 5 or 10 minutes into his shitbag of a show before i switch over.

turning the telly off is not an option, however.

Maybe leave the house for a bit, radio, take in a show?

poax · Post by **poax** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:44 pm

we should arrange a massive outing to the jeremy kyle show then break into his dressing room and take turns shitting in his brogues.

or his grans mouth i havent decided yet.

in all seriousness a scouse mate of mine actualy applied with a fake story to go on there with the soul intention of "bashin that fuchin prichh"

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:53 pm

Shonky wrote:
pk- wrote:
Shonky wrote: Turn the telly off maybe?
i can't last more than 5 or 10 minutes into his shitbag of a show before i switch over.

turning the telly off is not an option, however.
Maybe leave the house for a bit

i don't understand

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:55 pm

poax wrote:we should arrange a massive outing to the jeremy kyle show then break into his dressing room and take turns shitting in his brogues.

or his grans mouth i havent decided yet.

in all seriousness a scouse mate of mine actualy applied with a fake story to go on there with the soul intention of "bashin that fuchin prichh"

Surely better fun could be had by going on the show with a fake story, then show utter kindness and empathy, offer to pay for the "kids", get a good job and make something of your life, renounce drugs and sinful ways. Then once Jezza actually warms to you, starts calling you a "good bloke" and congratulates you on your fine example to da yoof, slip in that you're also a pathological liar and give pensioners heart attacks by spaffing in their pet's faces

I think he'd probably top himself there and then

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:57 pm

pk- wrote:
Shonky wrote:
pk- wrote:
Shonky wrote: Turn the telly off maybe?
i can't last more than 5 or 10 minutes into his shitbag of a show before i switch over.

turning the telly off is not an option, however.
Maybe leave the house for a bit
i don't understand

Is your tv chair one of those kimode things?

poax · Post by **poax** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:59 pm

Shonky wrote:
Surely better fun could be had by going on the show with a fake story, then show utter kindness and empathy, offer to pay for the "kids", get a good job and make something of your life, renounce drugs and sinful ways. Then once Jezza actually warms to you, starts calling you a "good bloke" and congratulates you on your fine example to da yoof, slip in that you're also a pathological liar and give pensioners heart attacks by spaffing in their pet's faces

I think he'd probably top himself there and then

i think i love you.

Some silly fool trying to show up Mr.Kyle

Re: Some silly fool trying to show up Mr.Kyle

Who is online